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    An old Indian woman slips and falls. She cries "Hai Meri Kismat !!". A foreigner walks past and says "Hi. Merry Christmas to you too "

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    Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any trick for this


    Doctor: Get married


    Man (surprisingly): Then can I live long???


    Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay




    Once a little boy needed $50 urgently, he prayed for the money many times but money wasnt arranged.

    At last the little boy wrote a letter to God containing request for $50.
    Postal staff noticed the letter addressed to God and sent it to their higher authorities.
    Higher authorities decided to send $10 to little boy so that his belief may not hurt.
    The little boy was very happy after receiving $10 and wrote another letter:
    Thank you very much for sending me money. But as you sent money through Post and thats why Government deducted some amount as Tax.




    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    * Tip of the day *

    Always read your Wife's Horoscope to see what kind of day YOU are going to have..!!
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    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a textIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!

    😗The husband, typically unromantic, replied,

    "I am in the toilet. Please advise.."

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    Son : papa circus dekhne chale???

    Papa : No son, I m busy.

    Son : Usme ek ladki ne bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai. ...!!!!!

    Papa : bahut ziddi ho gaye ho....Har baat zidd karke manvate ho....
    Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha....!!!!!

    Iske Aage ki kahaani...

    Son & papa phir circus dekhne gaye. Papa ne sabse aage wali seat ki ticket bhi le li... 😎

    Lion show aaya aur chala gaya par bina kapadon ki ladki nahi aayi...Circus show khatam ho gaya...

    Papa : Tumne toh kaha tha ki ek ladki bina kapdon ke aayegi?

    Son : Bina kapdo ke toh sher kaha tha, ladki nahi........

    Ab aap jaroor yeh msg dubara padhoge
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    2009-2012 Apache RTR Fi (Sold)
    2012-2014 Pulsar 180 (Sold)
    2017- **** Duke 390

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    Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?

    Husband:- Kya?

    Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti, Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi.

    Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?

    Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laaya Hai.*
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