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    Quote Originally Posted by warfareonly View Post
    I now know who to ask for help if my bike ever breaks down in Delhi

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    Welcome to the group of those uncles and aunties for whom
    1. If you're mechanical eng. You can repair my car.
    2 if you're electrical eng. You can repair my tv
    3. If you're computer/it eng. You can repair my pc
    Another joke on mechanical
    Once santa saw a dog lying beneath his car. He pulled him out and said...bada aaya mechanical eng. Banne
    sibun, shoeb2015 and I_Live2Ride like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
    Welcome to the group of those uncles and aunties for whom
    1. If you're mechanical eng. You can repair my car.
    2 if you're electrical eng. You can repair my tv
    3. If you're computer/it eng. You can repair my pc
    Another joke on mechanical
    Once santa saw a dog lying beneath his car. He pulled him out and said...bada aaya mechanical eng. Banne
    Don't worry, I'm a electronics and telecom engineering student myself

    The following joke is posted verbatim, please don't hold me accountable for any grammatical errors

    Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
    GarbageStan23: why?
    Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
    Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
    GarbageStan23: oh shit!
    Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
    Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
    Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...

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    A Gujarati girl goes to a shopkeeper and asks: Bhaiya aapke yahan rape hota hai kya?

    Shopkeeper (shocked): Madam, aage ki dukaan mein pooch lijiye, hum toh nahin karte rape.

    The girl returns after sometime: Bhaiya woh toh bol rahe hain yahi hota hai, aapk hi karte hain. Please kar dijiye na, bahut der ho rahi hai.
    Shopkeeper (embarassed): Madam please, aap aage dekh lijiye.

    Girl: Taking out a gift to be wrapped... bhaiya itna sa toh hai, please kar dijiye na.
    Shopkeeper (blushing): Arre madam aisa boliye na wrap karna hai...

    Girl: Wahi toh kah rahi un kab se ki rape karwana hai... rape karwana hai...

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    Those who have watched Lord of The Rings will understand this

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    Ride safe and have fun.
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    Last day of 2013. BIG THANK YOU TO ALL!!
    Thanks to all those who hated me, they made me a stronger person. Thanks tothose who loved me, they made my heart grow bigger.
    Thank you to all those who were jealous of me, they made me realise I am anachiever.
    Thank you to all those who worried for me, they made me realised that theyactually care.
    Thank you to all those people who used my name as a reference to get anopportunity elsewhere, made me realise how popular & successful I am. Thankyou to all those who allowed me to make a difference in their lives and whomade a difference in my life,made me a better person.
    Thank you to all those who tried to ruin things for me, they could have spentthat valuable time doing something comendable.
    Thank you to those who left me,made me realise that nothing lasts forever.
    And to the rest, THANK YOU for just being there as a FRIEND.
    Thank you for all your LOVE , RESPECT & SUPPORT you guys & gals are mylifeline.
    Each one of you is unique and special and you matter to me.
    I value and cherish our friendship.
    THANK YOU & GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
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    OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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    Wish you all xBhpians a very happy new year...
    Dunno if I am OTing.. but didn't have a better place to wish...

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    The moment when a new pen becomes usless


    Now thats a strange twist..
    Legend Racer, psr and Anurag_ like this.

    Ride safe and have fun.
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    I am back!

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    Well, this should be done.
    Don't have the capacity to fill 2 stomach, then don't produce 6-7.
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    Ride safe and have fun.
    Regards
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    Following the trend


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    Ride safe and have fun.
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