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    One Sunday morning, the priest noticed that little Anthony was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
    The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The ten year old boy had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Anthony."
    "Good morning father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
    "Father Murphy, what is this?" Anthony asked.
    "Well, son, its a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
    Soberly they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
    Little Anthony's voice was barely audible when he asked,
    "Which service, the 9:00 or the 10:30?"
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    The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters.
    "Hello?"
    "Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?"
    "Yes. What can we do for you?"
    "I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his firewood."
    "Thank you, this will be noted."
    Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave.
    The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug Enforcement guys come by?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop your firewood for you?"
    "Yeah, they did."
    "Okay, now it's YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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    Kinda true
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    Ride safe and have fun.
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    Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this... u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...

    Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

    Wife (clears her throat and smiles) -
    Jaanu Sacchi 😛

    Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue yaad aa gya beta...warna marta aaj... 
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    Quote Originally Posted by devils_friend View Post
    Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this... u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...

    Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

    Wife (clears her throat and smiles) -
    Jaanu Sacchi 😛

    Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue yaad aa gya beta...warna marta aaj... 
    too good! this one should be made a sticky in the 'Help Me!' thread!!

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    In light of recent trend I find this hilarious ..

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    Nice way to start the New Year. Hope everyone does something like this for the fellow being.

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    Quote Originally Posted by devils_friend View Post
    Wife (angrily) - I don't believe this... u forgot my birthday again?? How can you do this...

    Husband - how can you expect me to remember your birthday when u never look older..

    Wife (clears her throat and smiles) -
    Jaanu Sacchi 

    Husband in his mind (sahi time pe dialogue yaad aa gya beta...warna marta aaj... 
    Learn it by heart
    OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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    Some of the funniest pics of 2013:
    Happy New Year!!

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    The NINJA thug

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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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