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    Quote Originally Posted by lockhrt999 View Post
    Is the auto correction iPhone that bad? Can anyone confirm?
    No, most of these jokes are made up. A few times,yes, it screws up royally, but overall, its not that bad.

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    Santa at petrol pump
    Santa:- Bhai zara 10 rupe ka petrol daal de.
    Petrol pump vala:- Are bhaisab, itna saara petrol dalva ke jaana kahan hai??
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    Santa:- Are jaana kahan h, hum to bs aise hi paise urate hain.....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lockhrt999 View Post
    Is the auto correction iPhone that bad? Can anyone confirm?
    not at all. most of these are "manufactured" screenshots.

    but yea, you can end up with some funny autocorrections. rare tho.

    the phone tends to substitute words which you use frequently.

    that's one reason it's easy to tell that most of the screenshots are made up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by devils_friend View Post
    Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea.....

    It does nothing for erections. But, stops your Parle-G from getting soft and falling into the tea!!


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    After playing assassin creed 4, any xbhp member who uses "mate" word sounds like a British pirate to Me.

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    I salute the brave heart who did this photoshoppy
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    my friend- please help me to install trapster.

    me- why? you dont even have a vehicle.

    my friend- im going for driving classes from next week.

    me- :thatsfunny:
    I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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    One of the best threads I've ever come across! I tiring day in office and then a page or two removes the fatigue. I'll also try and contribute in my small ways.
    Keep posting!

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    Height of JOB satisfaction:

    A boy was appointed as a Receptionist in a Girls hostel. After 2 mnths da owner called da boy & said, "Why haven't u come 2 collect ur salary?"

    Boy: Oh my god! SALARY bhi hai!!
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