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    Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One for the men who dominated their women and the
    other line for the men who were whipped by their women. Also I want all the woman to go with St. Peter."
    Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped were 100 miles long,on the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man. God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"
    The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

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    Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. .
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    Wah!
    Wah!
    Wah!!
    Wah!!
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    Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya... 




    Phirrrrr...?


    Phir kya.!
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    Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me   hosh aaya... 
    Ha Ha Ha... 


    Arz kiya hai...


    Gaur farmaiyega...


    Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
    Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,


    Par jab pata chala nazar permanant tirchhi hai,
    To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum...






    Ek aur...


    Aankho mein nami thi,
    Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
    Wah Wah,


    Jis-se raat-bhar chatting ki


    Woh Girl-friend ki mummy thi...


    Ek aur...


    Koi pathar se na maare
    mere dewaane ko...


    Nuclear power ka jamaana hai,


    Bomb se udaa do saale ko...


    Baslast...


    Tajmahal kya cheez hai,


    Is-se achi imaarat banaunga,


    Mumtaz to mar-kar dafan hui thi,


    Tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga...




    Bas iske baad khatam...


    Hasi ke liye gam kurbaan,


    Khushi ke liye aansoo kurbaan,


    Dost ke liye jaan bhi kurbaan,


    Aurr


    Agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to...


    Saala dost bhi kurbaan...
    




    '("3 Dost")'
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    Billu, Gullu & Ulloo...


    Billu  B.Sc. mein padh raha hai...


    Gullu  M.A. mein padh raha hai...


    Aur hamara Ulloo WhatsApp padh raha hai...


    'Haa Haa Haa' 1:18 AM
    YENNA RASCALLA...


    I AM BACK WITH MY LATEST COLLECTION..!!


    1. When Rajnikant was a Student…!!!
    Teachers use to Bunk the classes....


    2. Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
    Guess why??????
    To Iron his Clothes..


    3. Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue And Birds returned grains they took last year as well......


    4. If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts..






    5. Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
    He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"....




    6. One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.....




    7. Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event.....


    8. Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax.. Both the lead actors and the ship survive.. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other....


    9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”






    10. Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try guess what happened…
    We got two copies of the Xerox machine....


    One more:
    Once upon a time
    Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth
    Today that powder is known as
    “AMBUJA CEMENT”
    Rajni is backwith new hits:


    Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes..


    Rajnikant runs until treadmil gets tired..


    In the back cover of "WORLD RECORD its written..all records are held by rajnikant..listed names are second in place..


     Rajnikant addeD facebook as his friend..


     Once rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC...and computer needed to choose the questions.




    Rajnikant can whistle in 5 diff languages..


     If rajni's PC hangs..its time for next Windows release by microsoft....




    Bestum Best.....


    Rajnidada can send WHATSAPP from a roadside PCO..
    .


    One more .... Rajni Sir was once monitor in school & he told one kid to keep quiet .. That kid is our PM today

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    @ Krishna 77 and @Lockhrt 999....Quality posts after a long time in the thread. Thanks for making my day brighter....

    A request to all to try and post in English since not all members are well versed in other languages ....including me , and we miss the mirth in the posts.
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    "9. “Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”"

    this one is EPIC
    "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post
    A request to all to try and post in English since not all members are well versed in other languages ....including me , and we miss the mirth in the posts.
    Mods should make it mandatory to give the translation if the post is in other language .

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    Quote Originally Posted by manas34 View Post
    अब माँ अपने बच्चो को ऐसे डांटेगीं:

    नरेंद्र मोदी बनना है ना??? 😎

    फिर??

    राहुल गांधी जैसी हरकत क्यों की.?🙈
    मनमोहन की तरह चुप क्यों खड़ा है.?🙊
    बोल नहीं तो केजरीवाल कि तरह थप्पड़ खायेगा..🙉.

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    Quote Originally Posted by max007 View Post
    Mods should make it mandatory to give the translation if the post is in other language .
    Quote Originally Posted by manas34 View Post
    अब माँ अपने बच्चो को ऐसे डांटेगीं:

    नरेंद्र मोदी बनना है ना??? 

    फिर??

    राहुल गांधी जैसी हरकत क्यों की.?
    मनमोहन की तरह चुप क्यों खड़ा है.?
    बोल नहीं तो केजरीवाल कि तरह थप्पड़ खायेगा...

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    Quote Originally Posted by manas34 View Post
    अब माँ अपने बच्चो को ऐसे डांटेगीं:

    नरेंद्र मोदी बनना है ना??? 😎

    फिर??

    राहुल गांधी जैसी हरकत क्यों की.?🙈
    मनमोहन की तरह चुप क्यों खड़ा है.?🙊
    बोल नहीं तो केजरीवाल कि तरह थप्पड़ खायेगा..🙉.

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    Translation:
    Now, mom will scold kids like this;
    Do you want to become Narender Modi??

    Then??

    Why are you behaving like Rahul Gandhi??
    Why are you silent like Manmohan??
    Speak else like Kejriwal you will get slap...

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    Pls I don't know where to post it
    BE cautious, and pls spread this info to as many as you can. It will save life's.
    Guys, watch out this Sunday for any unusual geographic occurrence.
    You have been warned.
    Usa has declared national emergency on this upcoming Sunday and every American has been advised to stay in homes with 6 months food supply.
    Great disturbance in Pakistan too. Pakisthan president appeals pakis not to go for any kind of bombing and pray that nothing goes wrong.
    Same follows for Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Nepal.
    Source- The Hindu.
    http://www.thehindu.com/news/nationa...98.ece?mstac=0
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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post
    @ Krishna 77 and @Lockhrt 999....Quality posts after a long time in the thread. Thanks for making my day brighter....

    A request to all to try and post in English since not all members are well versed in other languages ....including me , and we miss the mirth in the posts.
    Thanks sir. You are our inspiration. Will continue to try to posts like this.

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