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    I phone 6 Approx Rs.60k :banghead:

    Bangkok return ticket: 21k

    Stay:10k

    Massage:3K

    Shopping: 14k

    Savings: 12K

    Come back to India buy Micro max
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    Quote Originally Posted by devils_friend View Post
    I phone 6 Approx Rs.60k :banghead:

    Bangkok return ticket: 21k

    Stay:10k

    Massage:3K

    Shopping: 14k

    Savings: 12K

    Come back to India buy Micro max
    Thanks buddy. you opened my eyes
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinmayakar View Post
    Thanks buddy. you opened my eyes
    Plan your trip soon bro

    Cheerz!!
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    Pure passion for biking and cubes

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    A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.

    When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

    "Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother.

    "Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"

    No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Banta started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before! All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"

    "Now Preeto . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?"

    "Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter.

    "I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!"

    "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . .

    Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
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    Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!"

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    Present day scenario of those so called genuine/professional autobloggers :P. . .

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    Err, I find that an accurate comparison.
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    Very wise words:
    Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
    Jerry Lewis.

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