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    The henpecked plumber rang the bell. The master and the mistress of the house came to the door together.

    As they all three stood in the hall, the husband, a methodical man, announced, "I wish, before you go upstairs, to acquaint you with my trouble."

    The plumber shyly dropped his eyes.

    "Pleased to meet yer, ma'am," he mumbled as he held out his hand to the wife.

    Tapatalked from my Asus!

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    A cop pulls over a car, walks up to the window and says "licence and registration please"
    To which the driver of the car says "I don't have them officer"
    The cop says "step out of the car please and please recite the alphabet backwards while walking a straight line"
    The driver replies " I assure you officer I am not drunk I only had 10 beers"
    The officer now astonished says " please open the trunk of the car"
    The driver says " you don't want me to disturb the dead body inside do you?"
    The cop now scared pulls out his gun and tells him to put his hands on the hood of the car to. He then calls for backup.
    Soon 5 cop cars arrive and a senior officer gets out of one and addresses the driver. The senior officer checks the trunk to find it empty. Astonished he asks the driver about it to which he shows his license and registration and says " I bet the bastard cop told you I was drunk too"
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    Quote Originally Posted by shelton_jh View Post

    Ah the marriage of internet and cats. The guy who thought it up is a genius.

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    Hire this talent ASAP

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    Quote Originally Posted by itsmevini123 View Post
    I spotted this lady today morning in Delhi, I think she took the rule very seriously of mentioning learning on your vehicle

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    I appreciate the lady for following this religiously. At the least she send warning signal to other riders to take caution when driving close to her. Now a days following the traffic rules interpretted funny. I am sorry i am not able to make fun of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by visco View Post
    I appreciate the lady for following this religiously. At the least she send warning signal to other riders to take caution when driving close to her. Now a days following the traffic rules interpretted funny. I am sorry i am not able to make fun of it.
    As per the rule, L board vehicle must have a valid licence holder along. not just L board...
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    I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legend Racer View Post
    As per the rule, L board vehicle must have a valid licence holder along. not just L board...
    Agreed. L board display is much better than not having it. Isn't it.
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    When you don't get to ride a superbike, you ride a superbull
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    The guy on the left is a friend/classmate and a fellow xbhp'ian. He is yet to open his account on xbhp though
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abishek94 View Post
    When you don't get to ride a superbike, you ride a superbull
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    The guy on the left is a friend/classmate and a fellow xbhp'ian. He is yet to open his account on xbhp though
    This was not exactly the way I wanted to open my account on xBhp but nevertheless thanks for forcing me to do so abishek94 all I have to say is in some years hopefully I ll post a pic with superbike in an ownership thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.305 View Post
    This was not exactly the way I wanted to open my account on xBhp but nevertheless thanks for forcing me to do so abishek94 all I have to say is in some years hopefully I ll post a pic with superbike in an ownership thread
    So its xtra Bull power...
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