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    Quote Originally Posted by psr View Post

    When poor English can make a horrible Road Sign

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    I was with my friend at a local mechanic, for some work of his RE Thunderbird. Another guy, whose Pulsar 180 was at mechanic's place asked my friend the age old question asked by Indians.
    'Kitna deti hai?'
    And my friend promptly answered- "Ye deti nahi, leti hai."

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    https://youtu.be/5Z8akjYIH1w

    Those who watched the movie should have realised by now

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    A senior citizen was invited to talk to secondary school students.

    “I never smoked or drank any alcoholic drink and have never gone to bed later than 10 o’clock”, the woman said to the students.

    “And I have never eaten rich foods or eaten more than I should have, never gambled and have had the one partner all my life. I have never take drugs of any kind and I exercise daily..... and tomorrow I will celebrate my 96th birthday.”

    From the back of the room, a voice piped up,

    “How?”
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    Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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