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  • #16
    Originally posted by shoeb2015 View Post
    Why was he banned ?

    I find many posts of Kanda ji which are either deleted or the id is blocked.
    Btw,
    This guy is hilarious and should become a comedian one-day but
    I doubt if he is a very simple man who is not fluent in English,As a result we dont understand his words and end up laughing.
    I'm not sure, as the Staff didn't tell us why he was banned.

    My guess is that because he once said that he rode his bike drunk... and then he crashed and people picked him up or something.
    Now, we the Xbhp promote safe riding so...
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    Brotherhood, Rules, Freedom. Xbhp.
    Indian riding = Alertness, Anticipation and Adjustment.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Samarth 619 View Post
      I would like to share some of the thoughts of Mr. Kamlesh Kandaa ji.

      Mr. Kandaa is (was?) a legend who taught us the true meaning of 4 golden words ROFL, that too in just 4 days and 4 quotes.

      Each sentence is legendary in its own sense:


      Who's "WE"? Xbhpians? Did we fire in the factory?


      Oh Yeah, and we all are just refugees, right?


      Of course, it is very possible... I'll sms you my number without knowing yours.


      Now, who the hell is this "Poke man".. Does he poke people?
      I think he meant Pokemon- a cartoon character.


      Obviously, anyone will pick it up...
      Because Kandaa ji once said he rode drunk and crashed a few times. So from the crowd of people, "anyone picks it up". (except the owner of course)

      --
      So folks, the moral of the story is, never drink and ride... or post about it on Forums. (Unless one wants a ban hammer on the head)

      Mods, apologies and please let this post stay.. please.

      initially i too used to think that this kamlesh kanda is a fictitious character, as i have seen some of his posts as signature quotes of some ppl, the one i remember was something like "once i rode my bullet and ra e it with a car ..."..

      lol he really existed...

      mods plz invite him to join xbhp ....

      Edit: searched all his posts and found out it was me he called a pokeman... i never noticed it..

      Originally posted by KamleshKanda View Post
      thank you princesirohi,

      i like your jacket. just like Pokeman. very lovely.

      bye
      kamlesh
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      • #18
        nice thread after a broken heart this thread made me laugh into tears thank you brothers this is something which make me love this forum very much some day as i get older i may lose my vision wish i ve a scribe to post her and read them; love you xbhpians
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        • #19
          Originally posted by princesirohi View Post
          initially i too used to think that this kamlesh kanda is a fictitious character, as i have seen some of his posts as signature quotes of some ppl, the one i remember was something like "once i rode my bullet and ra e it with a car ..."..
          lol he really existed...
          mods plz invite him to join xbhp ....
          Edit: searched all his posts and found out it was me he called a pokeman... i never noticed it..
          Sorry for the OT:
          Actually, he can't be invited now. I searched carefully and found that he was A troublemaker and was banned before too. His earlier posts are all deleted.

          xBhp.com : The Global Indian Biking Community - View Profile: Kanda

          See this post of another member, which has 2 quotes of his:

          xBhp.com : The Global Indian Biking Community
          http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/superbike-imports/17998-2011-ducati-monster-796-a-6.html#post657097


          hello ducati is good bike but bullet is best. i drive 150 speed on bullet before engine doing bad.
          Engine doing bad? What bad did the engine do? 150 on bullet?
          hello thank you mr nilhawk and sudeepnbr but you have very difficult names. when i ride bullet before my bullet was solid condition but i once race with a Ceilo car and my engine size. mechancic say bullet is good bike but no racing. it is good for three people and very powerful.

          one day when i become rich i but ducati and then I race with cars. not now.
          kamlesh kanda
          Difficult names? solid condition? I but ducati?
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          • #20
            Wonderful thread sarin bro!!! Seeing it the first time after a long time you've posted it. Absolutely hilarious. Of course in biking terms.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Samarth 619 View Post
              Sorry for the OT:
              Actually, he can't be invited now. I searched carefully and found that he was A troublemaker and was banned before too. His earlier posts are all deleted.
              New definition for 2x2 formation by Kanda
              Originally Posted by Kanda
              hello i also ride in this. where is dhaba and 2x2. my maruti car is 4x4 but this is bike site. why bring car. ok i understand maruti car 4 tyre = 4x4 so bike 2 tyre 2x2. right

              i will come but will wake at 8 so please start drive after 8.30am

              love you
              kamlesh kanda
              hello sheryy lover. i not understand now. and you say about my funny post. very bad. my english is not good but i join the english speaking class and then i will speaking the english good. then you say my funny post i see.

              so you say 2x2 is formation. but i already fill up the registration. ok you say that i will fill up the form for ride. ok i will what is the price.

              i join this site because i want to become good biker also english impovement. if you not help then who will tell me

              kamlesh kanda
              We miss You so much Kanda ji

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              • #22
                ROFL
                Seriously, i wish Kanda ji was still in this forum.
                The 2x2 quote was the BAAP of all.
                Bike manufacturers, are you listening???
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                • #23
                  Good thread

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Ri$hi View Post
                    New definition for 2x2 formation by Kanda
                    We miss You so much Kanda ji
                    Originally posted by Shibadip View Post
                    ROFL
                    Seriously, i wish Kanda ji was still in this forum.
                    The 2x2 quote was the BAAP of all.
                    Bike manufacturers, are you listening???
                    ROFL!!! Let's hope he doesn't ever end up going to a G2G. That would be full disaster.
                    And leave the 2X2, his entire post collection is funny.

                    In fact guys, why not un-ban him and include his posts in Xbhp magazine as a regular section called "Kyunki Kamlesh ji ne aisa keh diya...".


                    Ok ok... I just forgot I'm a mod now... Please be polite to banned members...
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                    Brotherhood, Rules, Freedom. Xbhp.
                    Indian riding = Alertness, Anticipation and Adjustment.

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                    • #25


                      Courtesy ravi@17bhp
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                      2011 ~ 2015 Hero Honda Karizma R (Sold at 56.5k)
                      2013 ~ 2014 Bajaj Discover 100 4G (Sold at 16.5k)
                      2015 ~ 2017 TVS Wego (Totaled at 18k)
                      2015 - Bajaj Pulsar 220F (Currently 31k) < Garage Queen!
                      2017 - Bajaj CT100B (Currently 21k) < 'Golden Quadrilateral' Runner!

                      The Ride was Good, but Life is short, spend it Wisely!
                      Adios Comrades!
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Ri$hi View Post
                        We miss You so much Kanda ji
                        I swear..

                        Man, someone get him unbanned.

                        Originally posted by KamleshKanda View Post
                        thank you princesirohi,

                        i like your jacket. just like Pokeman. very lovely.

                        bye
                        kamlesh
                        *Rechecks PrinceSirohi's profile* #%&@ yeah!

                        No offense.
                        Last edited by ABikerAtHeart; 08-18-2012, 01:13 AM.
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                        • #27
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