topic approved.

lol nice . forums accurately described

I am wondering which bunch I fit in ...
Great One..

(Beep)!!!! Its wicked!

It will make me think twice from now onwards before I reply to any post!


dcs

Some Modern Laws to chew on

Modern Laws
1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) O'brien's Variation Law: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

diary

source :http://motorcyclephotooftheday.com

LoL!!! That was a good one and I can perfectly understand the guy

I would like to share some of the thoughts of Mr. Kamlesh Kandaa ji.

Mr. Kandaa is (was?) a legend who taught us the true meaning of 4 golden words ROFL, that too in just 4 days and 4 quotes.

Each sentence is legendary in its own sense:

Who's "WE"? Xbhpians? Did we fire in the factory?

Oh Yeah, and we all are just refugees, right?

Of course, it is very possible... I'll sms you my number without knowing yours.

Now, who the hell is this "Poke man".. Does he poke people?
I think he meant Pokemon- a cartoon character.

Obviously, anyone will pick it up...
Because Kandaa ji once said he rode drunk and crashed a few times. So from the crowd of people, "anyone picks it up". (except the owner of course)

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So folks, the moral of the story is, never drink and ride... or post about it on Forums. (Unless one wants a ban hammer on the head)

Mods, apologies and please let this post stay.. please.

Super ultimate! Couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes at least after reading it! Fantastic find bro!

^^ nice-one, I really liked it!

the last one was dedicated to married bikers , past , present and future

A-Z of forum members (No offence to anyone person or group):

Admin: Admin is the biggest Hero of the forum handling the biggest problems and handing out ban hammers to big heads. While he bans spambots, trolls, flamers, etc. easily, he feels a pain in his heart while banning environmentalists, misunderstood people, etc.

Banned: These members are of a wide variety: Spambots, Computers, heavily angered people, p*rn crazed maniacs, business advertisers, blamers, flamers, etc.



Clueless: The clueless typically are noobs to the forum. Clueless members will often ask the same question several times or just keep asking for clarification after several examples have been provided. This of course leads to members replying angrily and becoming frustrated.



Diggers: These people go to the last page of a forum section, say News, and post a reply so that it becomes 1st Page sensational Breaking news!
Members confuse it as latest news, and give comments like "I thought it happened 4 years ago?" or "I predicted this will happen much before" or "I knew this would happen"... before a moderator closes a topic.

Environ-mentalists: These people are the "ideal" persons, maybe followers of Gandhi, etc. They are trying to improve the state of our forums by blaming people for their respective mistakes.
Admins initially think that such members are flawless and they will become moderators in the future. But later, it turns out that they were the misfits causing all the entire ruckus.

Frustrated: Angry and frustrated members usually find the forum as an escape from their daily routines. It’s important to understand that they are already angry and frustrated by the time they show up at the forum.
Just about any little thing can trigger an angry outburst from this type of member like,
Why you post an OT?? How dare you post in the wrong section? What if I broke one rule, everyone breaks them!!!
Other members are petrified of posting in his thread lest something bad happens to their reputation.

If warned by Admins, Frustrated members don't flame other members but then they just blame the system. The government is f***ing corrupt, the companies are bl**dy thieves, petroleum companies suck my ****, etc, etc.



Girls: Some girls who have "lost it completely" and have killed their social life come to do some passtime of forums. Some more behave as if they're boys in real life.
First they display pics of Katrina Kaif, Priyanka, etc. as Avatar and get a lot of friendship requests and messages from unknown members.
Then they put on their real pic as avatar, and nobody sends them anything then.

Hackers: If Admin is the Army General and Moderators are the soldiers, hackers are definitely terrorists. Admins pray everyday that hackers get killed in their real life.
In the online world, while Admin just bans the rule breakers, the hacker (if successful) bans the Admin himself!



Intelligent: The intellect’s are a rare find and they usually find you. They are motivated by correcting and providing in-depth information about a certain subject.
It is useless to argue with an intellect as they usually have years of experience and can point to the exact sentence in a book to prove they are right.



Jovial Salesman: The salesman is motivated to be everyone’s friend. They typically will not try to anger anyone and will reply with neutral comments to show contribution and keep peace with everyone.



Kids: Often, kids get access to internet and unfortunately, forums too. They might ask you for a good small bicycle on a motorcycle forum with no fix budget, and when you suggest one, they will say "Alright uncle, send it over. Here is my address: ...."

Lurkers: The lurker usually joined the forum because it is useful and provides good information. They are called lurkers because they never post and always show up as daily visitors in your forum statistics.



Moderator: This guy worked so hard on the website, that he almost becomes a nerd. Finally, Admin notices him and thinks that he can't handle all the work by himself, so he should probably delegate the "cleaning up" job to this hardworker...
After the endless years of pain and sacrifice, this guy becomes a moderator just to know that Moderators don't get salaries. He retires from the staff and finds himself a real job in real life... Story ends.



Narrators: These members typically enlarge small stories into long sagas and trip logs. Other members don't read between the lines and then ask questions only to be replied back by "Read my first post carefully". Despite that, other members choose not to read it.



O-Z on the next post, if it comes...

For a moment there I thought you've made this character up, but was shocked when I searched google and actually found him.
KamleshKanda

Sorry for Digging old thread.

Why was he banned ?

I find many posts of Kanda ji which are either deleted or the id is blocked.
Btw,
This guy is hilarious and should become a comedian one-day but
I doubt if he is a very simple man who is not fluent in English,As a result we dont understand his words and end up laughing.