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  • modifications: YUCK

    why indulge in cosmetics?

    i stay no more than 500m from the place in mumbai - a/c market, tardeo - where the mods are carried out- infact a cbz modded to R1 is the current craze

    i have been there several times.

    my Rd mech took my bike in that lane for some paint job work, i was there.
    so while some touch-up was being done, i spent my time - more than an hour- at this hanif fellow's garage, and saw and studied how he fabricates the stuff.

    when i changed mechs, the new mech had his place in that lane itself, right near to hanif's(the fellow who F*#Ks your bike- and chargesyou for it) - and i must have cumulatively spent around half a day at hanif's.

    the materials, processes and the final product are of the lowest quality - i can assure you.

    if anybody does want to verify - i can take you there.
    why? because i do not want you fellows to lose your sense of judgement over some fancy looking ****.

    companies spends millions making a bike - hanif can do no better to them. the fellow is no techie - i am.

    the fairing is not aerodynamically tested- so any improvement to stability and such is bull**** - in fact it may harm the dynamic properties ofthe bike.
    the fairing adds dead weight and not aerodynamics, and this weight hampers performance.

    as to performance improvement - to the engine espeially- does any motorcycle mechanic, ANY, have the gauges, devices and instruments to verify performance levels?
    NONE

    they are, i am not sorry for saying this - are the WORST enemies of your machine- illiterate and full of crap.
    customers are very gullible, i warn you thus.

    most fellows tend to relate performance with noise and feel-of-the-pants - get over with it.
    the most ancient machines made noise.
    modern machines are recognied for their LACK of noise(in ways due to govt regs also) - and no vibration performance.
    loud cans not equal to better performance.

    put it simply, machines are like humans
    they consume, process and exhume.
    if you upset one parameter, such as cans, wheels, bars, porting, etc.,
    what you in essence are doing is CRAP.
    imagine you are the bike - the free flow can and filter are youre repiratory system - one for inhaling and the other for exhaust.
    if they are wrongly matched, you cannot breathe properly and your efficiency reduces- same with machines too.
    altering one aspect means altering ALL other aspects.
    with alleged power increase, do mechs ever tell you to strengthen your chassis? or upgrade your forks to handle the extra power - if they do how do they expect to do it?

    some local welding, and shocks picked from some tatty imported bike?

    in india, even if it is claimed to be done properly, how do you test it?

    does anyone have a dynamometer or even know of one?
    where are the testers and instruments?

    I am not against local mechs, yes.

    but I defer to give my expensive machine to a fellow who knows zero of mechanics and electronics.

    maybe the joker has fiddled with one to many bikes to get his 'experience'.

    might have spent a bomb on cosmetics - the fellow is a fool.

    regards

    Farzan

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    Rightly said Farzan.All these cosmetic mod guyz who claim to improve aerodynamics/handling/control are complete nerds.All the mods do is ti increase the dead weight and F**K the handling and aerodynamics.Moreover,they also choke the enginr if the airflow is restricted by using bellypans and other such stuff.
    Setting off speedguns since 1984....



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    • #3

      Real nicely written...

      Wher wer u all these days?

      Hope this will give a concrete example for peepl who think of a "fully-faired-Indian-bike"

      Nice article though...

      I stand by you...

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      • #4
        Good thought Farzan..

        quote:Originally posted by ashvinnadig


        Hope this will give a concrete example for peepl who think of a "fully-faired-Indian-bike"
        I stand by you...
        And who was talking about an engine guard/cover for his dtsi!!

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        • #5
          quote:Originally posted by SKSy_Biker

          Good thought Farzan..

          quote:Originally posted by ashvinnadig


          Hope this will give a concrete example for peepl who think of a "fully-faired-Indian-bike"
          I stand by you...
          And who was talking about an engine guard/cover for his dtsi!!
          It was not a huge cover i was talkin about ...but a teeny-weeny thing like the RXZ has....That would'nt harm nothin....

          Your turn..

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          • #6
            great write up farzan[8D]
            but i feel mods should match the bikes..like proton exhausts are meant for 2 strokes and free flow etc for 4 strokes.
            i also feel we should be proud of the bikes we own rather than cloning other bikes. a 156 cc CBZ moddded to look like a 990 cc R! that's really disgraceful.
            but among all such crap they hvae been some awesome mods also

            the bottom line is we hsould mod bikes to make it better rather than making it a show off piece

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            • #7
              I agree with you buddy..

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              • #8
                Very well written article,Farzan..Wonder if ne1 would seriously listen though...Keep the good work up..
                Regards.

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                • #9
                  @farzan .. very well written and me "very much" agree wid what u wrote.

                  i wrote "very much" becoz there are alwayz exceptionz. tho i'm not a tech guy at all, but me have seen me friends do wonders wid their bikez, cosmetically as well as internally. the important thing here being "knowledge" of what you wanna do.

                  a small example being the engine gaurd can b helpful in rainy seasons, keeping all da sh*t out.

                  but then these are just me thots
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                  • #10
                    very well written..
                    pl forward this to some magazines..
                    but i wud like 2 put a point forward..
                    there are a lot .. a lot of ppl who want their bikes only to look good..
                    they dont give a f**k if it does not perform..
                    they like to live that image..
                    and we cant deny them of their right..
                    n no true biker will ever do any non techie stuff to his bike..
                    im strictly against it..
                    Rubber Smokin\' Angel!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      ohhhh yeah..atlast met the right guy @farzan....Modification Sucks
                      !!Waiting for the right Pedestrain, to run over!!
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                      • #12
                        i've been coned by guys like that but they belonged to the showroom itself.

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                        • #13
                          and the guys getting those mods too are a big fool or jokers - Aint it dat way farzan [?] Nicely done.
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                          • #14
                            i see many have indeed appreciated the fact that stock bikes are infinitely better than a mod done by a mech.

                            let me move on from here

                            if i had to prove my point i could write realms of literature to do it- 10s of pages- but out here i'll keep it concise

                            firstly, i am not addresssing fellows who look not beyond than styling- however badly done it is.

                            I CAN VOUCH that NONE of these mods even have an iota of science, engineering, aerodynamics, process and material quality.
                            so what you finally get is some R1esque or so inspired fabrication.

                            what disturbs me - especially from bike crazy Xbhpians like youll - is the praise youll shower on some mods carried out indigeniously.

                            ill talk on 2 aspects- mods and mechs

                            mods are only as good as the function they serve. again, i am not talking to the merely cosmetically inclined.

                            ok, say youve got a mod youve really wanted, good. now how do you test its efffects on dynamics - simple, YOU CAN'T

                            this is true for all the Kaulsons and protons also.
                            the body kits are a shame - especially on air cooled bikes.
                            how the FU$%ing hell do you explain the funda of shrouding an RD - air cooled and high revving - and cutting the essential air supply?
                            remember the bike-human thing i explained?

                            Ok, proton or its customers claim of high quality exhausts.
                            Now, a question for you ALL.
                            does proton provide essential modification details that the customer must carry out to realise the true potential of free-flows? NO
                            does it even mention the volumetric efficiency of its chambers? NO
                            does it tell you what all must be also done - such as porting and to what measure, air flow characteristics, carb setting? NO
                            then what the hell is so impressive

                            in Mumbai, where the busas meet the lunas, i have not come across any mech worth the machine.
                            these fellows claim to know busas and their ilk, but does anyone check it?
                            they lack PROPER tools, measuring devices- in brief not only is their infrastructure lacking nut also basic engineering fundas.i being a techie cannot tolerate it one bit

                            I had an RD, i loved it and the mechs loved screwing it
                            if there were proper mechs available i would have kept my bike - it made me cringe to see a fu&&ing jerk fiddle with my machine
                            i sold it and bought a Kar, the naivity of the mechs was a turnoff here too
                            for instance- my battery is low, the lights and horn were testimony, and this jerk of a service advisor was continuously dabbing the electric start - finally i blew out
                            i simply told the service station manager that i do not want the fellow to touch my bike, ever - i mean, who the FU$% does not know that using the el.starter on a dead battery is bad for the former?
                            pathetic. now onwards the bike is always under the supervision of te service manager, and yes, the guy knows his stuff.

                            i am apologetic if youll found this boring.
                            all i wanted to tell you is:

                            LEAVE YOUR BIKE ALONE

                            afterall, company has spent millions in R&D and testing; your mech - none

                            a last point - ALL MODS DONE THROUGH THOROUGH EVALUATION FRO FIT AND SCIENTIFIC TESTING are worth their price. undoubtedly.period.

                            regards
                            Farzan

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                            • #15
                              gr8 work farzan. totally agree wid u buddy.
                              smell my exhausts if u cant keep up wid my ride!!!

                              PeACe & bOoTy GReASe!!!!

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