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  • Revelations of an insane biker

    Hi friends...this is something I typed aaise hi. Wished to share with you...

    Me, self-named MadMax, has been riding two-wheeled vehicles for a long time now. Though that in no way means that my experience has made me a better rider. But some incidents, accidents and some more, has given me a lot of revelations...some of which may sound very sane to (the so-called) 'normal' people and some, which may not. Kindly adjust.

    [u]I've learnt that :
    [*]a person doesn't necessarily become a better rider with age. [*] the difference between riding fast and riding rashly is very thin. [*]you can woo girls with your stunts, but they may not necessarily be the kind of girls you would want.[*]there are two kinds of people in this world : bikers and non-bikers.[*]there are two kinds of bikers in this world : commuters and real
    bikers.[*]a lone journey is as enjoyable as one with a group of friends.[*]your bike treats you the exact same way that you treat it.[*]you can enjoy a 100cc commuter bike as much as a 535cc cruiser.[*]riding faster than others doesn't really mean you are a better rider.[*]riding rashly requires two qualities : courage and foolishness.[*]you can finish off a new tyre in 3000 kms and a set of brake shoes in 1000 kms.[*]alternately, you can make them last for 30000 kms and 10000 kms respectively.[*]two-strokes thrill, but four-strokes endure.[*]if you can't change a flat tyre, never go on a trip alone.[*]cars need more space on the road than bikes.[*]wearing a helmet may look funny, but it might help things from getting real serious.[*]you don't need a girl on your bike for setting your heart-beats
    racing.[*] life begins at 100 kmph. [*] asking a true blue biker his bike's mileage is a good way to insult him.[*]a car-guy will never understand the feelings of a bike-guy.[*]tiny rain-drops falling on your face at 80 kmph can really hurt.[*]a motorcycle is the ultimate symbol of independence.[*]giving the cops the finger is only funny till they catch up with
    you. [*]being over-confident may not always help in traffic-light drags.
    [*]180 cc / 15 bhp four-stroke goes much slower than 350 cc / 37 bhp two-stroke.
    [*]men on bikes who get provoked easily are either grown-up boys or bachelors.
    [*] you can always straighten corners with greater lean angles, but it doesn't always work out the way you think it would. [*]looking at the scars on your body before a ride, doesn't necessarily make you ride safely.[*]wheelies are much easier than stoppies. [*]it's not how your bikes looks, but how it rides, that matters. [*]i don't have the fastest bike in the country anymore.[*]falling from a bike seems funny only when you've not fallen from your bike the previous day.[*]riding rashly irritates people.[*] riding without a silencer makes people hate you.[*]scaring slow-going cars by passing them at 120 kmph is real fun.[*]humps are for slowing you down, red lights are for stopping you, zebra crossings are for pedestrians.[*]taking your girl-friend in your car is much 'safer' than taking her on your bike.[*]when things start falling off your bike, you should know you've been pushing her too hard.[*] the craving inside me to get on the road, will die, only when my eyes close.
    Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do, what they need is one reason why they can.

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    bravo, bravo ! This one is another contender for my upcoming articles section !

    - girls on bikes do 'look' better than girls in cars
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    • #3
      Thank you Sunny. I agree, girls on bikes do look better than those in cars, but when its your parents who do the 'looking', I prefer my girl-friend inside the tinted-glass confines of my car! Don't you agree? Kidding!
      Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do, what they need is one reason why they can.

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      • #4
        Girls look in cars and on bikes , but as long as they're not the driving seat !
        Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

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        • #5
          -there are two kinds of people in this world : bikers and non-bikers.

          one change, there are two kind of ppl in this world : one are bikers and others who wish they were .

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          • #6
            quote:Originally posted by madmax
            (1) -life begins at 100 kmph.
            (2) -giving the cops the finger is only funny till they catch up with
            you.
            (3) -180 cc / 15 bhp four-stroke goes much slower than 350 cc / 37 bhp
            two-stroke.
            (4) -scaring slow-going cars by passing them at 120 kmph is real fun.
            I have some comments:
            About (1): If life begins at 100 then thanks to india roads condition we can life for very long as there are hardly any roads where we can keep on doing 100+.

            About (2): hahaha how do the cops will catch you as most of them I see have a cd100/splendor and are not very good riders.

            About (3): I didn't knew that. Thanks for enlightining me []

            About (4): You ride which bike at 120??? BTW while overtaking if the car driver decided to have some fun and cut across u .. it will be a great fun controlling the bike . What u say?
            2000 Suzuki Fiero | 2004 Bullet Electra | 2004 RX135 | 2005 CBZ | 2009 Karizma | 2009 Punto 1.4 Petrol | 2011 Yamaha YZF-R15

            Nav is back !!!
            Getting Leh'ed. Since 2007...

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            • #7
              hey i agree with you on 90% of the things. live to ride guys!
              LIVE LIFE FULL THROTTLE!!!!!! VROOOOOOM!!!!

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              • #8
                quote:Originally posted by crazydiablo

                hey i agree with you on 90% of the things. live to ride guys!
                with whoom[?][|)]
                2000 Suzuki Fiero | 2004 Bullet Electra | 2004 RX135 | 2005 CBZ | 2009 Karizma | 2009 Punto 1.4 Petrol | 2011 Yamaha YZF-R15

                Nav is back !!!
                Getting Leh'ed. Since 2007...

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                • #9
                  i agree with u 100% . i will be doing all this things.

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                  • #10
                    Hows my signature ? I'm sure that's one siganture eveyr biker agrees with .

                    How about this " Ride to Live , Live to Ride " ....Harley Davidson motto I think .
                    Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

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                    • #11
                      Nobody gonna take my PULSAR [], I'm gonna race it to the ground
                      Nobody gonna beat my PULSAR [}], it's gonna break the speed of sound
                      Ooh it's a killing machine it't got everything
                      Like a driwing power big fat tires everything

                      I love it and I need it I bleed it
                      Yeah it's a wild hurricane
                      Allright hold tight. I'm a highway star

                      HOPE DEEP PURPLE DOESNT CONSIDER IT A COPYRIGHT VIOLATION

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                      • #12
                        Whos your Pulsar gonna kill ? The rider ? Or pedestrians like our Salman Khan saheb :-)
                        Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

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                        • #13
                          the same one who is killed by ur speed, and makes u feel more alive [}].

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                          • #14
                            SPEED THRILLS BUT KILLS WHOEVER SAID THAT DIED A SAD DEATH. THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING IF YOU CANT FEEL ALIVE. RIGHT HGIHWAYSTATR?
                            LIVE LIFE FULL THROTTLE!!!!!! VROOOOOOM!!!!

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                            • #15
                              agreed, but then, its no point in feeling alive if u dont have control over ur living. and on indian roads its tough to control the bike over 100 .

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