Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[Bibhu]

A weird day dream I had while watching my neighbor start his splendor today. Here goes:

“Hi, I am uncle, husband to aunty and defender of the secrets of Indian black money; This is chunnu, my 4 year old clueless kid.

Economical Mileage powers were revealed to me the day I held up my magic (Awefully Cheap) key and said ‘BY THE POWER OF AN 50 YEAR OLD MOPED’…………………………..

{Background : Commuter >>>>> Commuter}
I have the Millageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Chunnu became the kid who sits on the tank and I became ‘COMMUTER’, the most annoying creature in the universe.

. Only few others share this secret. My friends the Indian govt, the petrol pump operator and Tree side mechanic.

Together we defend The Indian roads from the evil forces of bikers

[frankpilli]

Hey, that bike looks damn neat dude. May be it doesn't belong to this thread. Pls post it in Bike modifications thread.

ya this guy made a really nice job. twin front disks (hope they are not cosmetic & a rear disk brake, this guy has even increased the ground clearance (see the increased length of side stand) which is the result of modded swing-arm. overall, very nice mod.

[sajjt]

Just use "Ctrl + MouseWheelUP" to increase text size, you can bring it down after you've read the whole thing (Mwheeldown obviously). I'm using firefox but I'm sure this is universally applicable.

Thanks yar, its working and me too on Fire fox

[rachitkohli]

lol,couldn't stop laughing

^LOLZ! These posers are just too funny. The bike looks pathetic.

Rachit, the rear looks like a trash can. Hope at least the front has some saving grace.

+++ 100 & most important thing is Compulsory 'No Helmet', else it will ruin the entire 'Ash-Bhi-Khe' concept. Later I busted laughing after he started his bike & showed me the sound of his Twin exhaust.. DhoomDhoom..!!

[HydBiker]

Hold on 2 ur heart dude & check this out !!!

Hey, that bike looks damn neat dude. May be it doesn't belong to this thread. Pls post it in Bike modifications thread.

Yesterday been to a mall, When I was parking my bike. I located this machine.

Rachit, the rear looks like a trash can. Hope at least the front has some saving grace.

[TnT]

Yesterday been to a mall, When I was parking my bike. I located this machine.
I went nearby & clicking pictures. Went bit closer to click the pic of fairing when this guy with full-on attitude suddenly came & sat on the bike with total pride. Then helplessly, I asked him from where he did this modification, which bike it is. He said, he got it done from some mechanic near J.J. Hospital (mumbai) & its a Pulsar 150. I asked him if both the exhaust functions, he with full attitude answered me, "Phir kya..!!"
I told him "Its a cool modification, looks superb..!"

Wow... !!!! Poor pulsar.

Seeing the 'step up' seating, I'm sure pillion will go flying over the rider if this guy brakes too hard from high speed (provided the poor bike can reach it)

Ankit,

that was worth to read and u made it worth to keep
Was laughing like a kid througout the session

A suggestion from my side, would love to see the fonts little more bigger as its bit difficult to read on such small size, may be my eyes need attention.

Just use "Ctrl + MouseWheelUP" to increase text size, you can bring it down after you've read the whole thing (Mwheeldown obviously). I'm using firefox but I'm sure this is universally applicable.

[velociraptor13]

Yesterday been to a mall, When I was parking my bike. I located this machine.
I went nearby & clicking pictures. Went bit closer to click the pic of fairing when this guy with full-on attitude suddenly came & sat on the bike with total pride. Then helplessly, I asked him from where he did this modification, which bike it is. He said, he got it done from some mechanic near J.J. Hospital (mumbai) & its a Pulsar 150. I asked him if both the exhaust functions, he with full attitude answered me, "Phir kya..!!"
I told him "Its a cool modification, looks superb..!"

lol,couldn't stop laughing

[sajjt]

PoserX goes Modding....

Ankit,

that was worth to read and u made it worth to keep
Was laughing like a kid througout the session

A suggestion from my side, would love to see the fonts little more bigger as its bit difficult to read on such small size, may be my eyes need attention.

[abhijeet080808]

^LOLZ! These posers are just too funny. The bike looks pathetic.

[rachitkohli]

Yesterday been to a mall, When I was parking my bike. I located this machine.
I went nearby & clicking pictures. Went bit closer to click the pic of fairing when this guy with full-on attitude suddenly came & sat on the bike with total pride. Then helplessly, I asked him from where he did this modification, which bike it is. He said, he got it done from some mechanic near J.J. Hospital (mumbai) & its a Pulsar 150. I asked him if both the exhaust functions, he with full attitude answered me, "Phir kya..!!"
I told him "Its a cool modification, looks superb..!"

[yogie_cs]

@ TnT and satan69in : thnx for the clarification

Who's duty is it to judge creativity? Don't ask me!

wont ask

[satan69in]

in this thread bike modifications are thrashed
where as in another parallel thread, one is encouraged to share ones creativity.

isnt it contradictory or am i missing something ?

as TnT said...mods or creative ideas implemented which are good in taste or which enhances the overall perfo of the bike goes into that thread...these pics where the mods are absurd and the only outcome of such mods is to show off are in this thread....

[TnT]

in this thread bike modifications are thrashed
where as in another parallel thread, one is encouraged to share ones creativity.

isnt it contradictory or am i missing something ?

usually, 'modifications' in the cosmetic sense which are overkill are the ones that fuel this thread. Poser stuff, if you may.

Performance mods, cosmetic mods which look good and are not overdone, usually go into the other one.

Who's duty is it to judge creativity? Don't ask me!

[yogie_cs]

contradiction it is ?

in this thread bike modifications are thrashed
where as in another parallel thread, one is encouraged to share ones creativity.

isnt it contradictory or am i missing something ?

[aarunn]

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