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    Which bike for bank robbery?

    Hello bikers. Could you suggest bike suitable for bank robbery? Do support your answers with pictures, videos and reasons why that bike can get the job done. Indian bikes only please.

    Bullet is out of suggestion.



    EDIT: Purely for entertainment purposes. Don't get ideas.
    Last edited by Divya Sharan; 06-26-2020, 09:24 AM. Reason: Edit added as a friendly reminder. :)
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    Re: Which bike for bank robbery?

    Approved!

    Quite an intriguing topic. I wonder where would one stash all the money on a bike.
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    • #3
      Re: Which bike for bank robbery?

      I would use a scooter, the Honda Activa. Scooters have plenty of space for your loot, you would be limited to just one backpacks worth on a motorcycle, but you can use the under seat storage, floor storage, and a backpack on a scooter. As far as why Activa? Look outside right now, count the number of activas and imagine the Police trying to identify you among the hordes of other activas. Plus it's totally normal to ride a scooter wearing gloves and with your face completely covered by a scarf (the way a lot of women ride them), nobody will even blink if you pass by wearing your bank robbery disguise.

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      • #4
        Re: Which bike for bank robbery?

        Interesting topic Since we're going with Indian bikes, I'm assuming Kawasaki, Ducati, Benelli etc are out of the equation.


        I would use the Himalayan.


        Pros -
        Enough torque to get out of sticky situations
        Can go off-road to evade the long arm of the law
        Can mount enough storage for the loot
        Road clearance should allow for escape via roads, stairs, alleyways etc



        I'll add to this post as I think of more points
        Last edited by _kamikaze_; 06-26-2020, 06:55 PM.

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        • #5
          Re: Which bike for bank robbery?

          Hands Down KTM390!!
          Rachit K Dogra

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          • #6
            Re: Which bike for bank robbery?

            I think the present Indian economy has made this thread to appear .

            Not even a single bike is suitable for this type of unwanted job. Anyways, this is the bike which came to my mind but the robber can easily get caught in the traffic nowadays which is good . Any bike fitted with sidecar.



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            • #7
              Re: Which bike for bank robbery?

              I hope this is just as a joke, notwithstanding the fact that bikes won't help you to rob any bank. But just for fun the best would be a nondescript Platina/Passion.

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