Today I went to bajaj service center to sort out some problems with my bike.
The engine was excessively heating after the 3rd service, the main problem.
I waited in line an hour until my number came.
BS=Bajaj Staff
[WORK MANAGER]This was the conversation
I: I have some problems in by bike.
The handle is making noise when the road is uneven,
The dipper is not working, and the engine is heating a lot, even after short rides in morning
BS: Itni dhup hai, itni dhup me gadi chaloge to gadi garam hona hi hai
[There so much of heat outside, the engine is bound to get hot]
I: toh maine subah bola na, signal pe khade raha to hath tak garm hava ati hai.
[That's why i mentioned morning, heat is so much that it can be felt near handle bar]
I: Ek bar CO% bhi check kar lena
BS: Uska engine heat se kya lena
[What does it have to do with engine heat
Muje batao CO% kitna hona chaiye
[Tell me what should the CO% be]
I: [Quickly] 2.3
BS[with a smile on his face(As if i am joking)]: Uske engine se kya sambandh
[What does it have to do with engine heat]
I: usse carb me hava/petrol ka mix decide hoga
jadya hava gayi to lean mix rahega aur usse engine garam hoga. Maine sab pada hai ap wo
chodo, baki dekho
[It will decide the air/fuel mix ratio, more air will make the it run lean and thus the engine will run hotter, i have read all that, leave it]
Meanwhile other customers start laughing.
BS[AGAIN with a smile on his face(As if i am ILLITERATE )]= Is gadi me carburetor hai kya?
[Does this bike have a carburetor?]


I: YES THIS BIKE HAS CARB AND IS NOT FUEL INJECTED
BS: Accha hai apne sab padha hai (Still smiling(FOOL)), walks away
[Good you have read all of it)
All of the crowd is laughing [at me or him I don't know]
THEN COMES THE FUN PART
I: Sir pichle bar apke admi ko CO adjust karne bola tha usne gadi MRTB pe chada diya tha, pehle apne Mechanic ka knowledge check karo fir mera
[Sir Last time i the mechanic to adjust the CO% he put the bike on MRTB(some sort of dyno machine for determining mileage and all)
First check the knowledge of your Mechanic and then mine]
Walks away without uttering a word.......
A JOKE of customer service, a guy comes to you to solve his problems
and you in turn quiz him about the knowledge of his bike?
PS: Bajaj never keeps the CO of my bike right, first time i went personally it was set at 4.2.
Shot a mail to bajaj too


