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  • When Bajaj Tests Knowledge of an xBhpain

    First of all Big Thanks to XBHP!

    Today I went to bajaj service center to sort out some problems with my bike.
    The engine was excessively heating after the 3rd service, the main problem.
    I waited in line an hour until my number came.

    BS=Bajaj Staff [WORK MANAGER]

    This was the conversation
    I: I have some problems in by bike.
    The handle is making noise when the road is uneven,
    The dipper is not working, and the engine is heating a lot, even after short rides in morning

    BS: Itni dhup hai, itni dhup me gadi chaloge to gadi garam hona hi hai
    [There so much of heat outside, the engine is bound to get hot]
    I: toh maine subah bola na, signal pe khade raha to hath tak garm hava ati hai.
    [That's why i mentioned morning, heat is so much that it can be felt near handle bar]

    I: Ek bar CO% bhi check kar lena

    BS: Uska engine heat se kya lena
    [What does it have to do with engine heat
    Muje batao CO% kitna hona chaiye
    [Tell me what should the CO% be]

    I: [Quickly] 2.3

    BS[with a smile on his face(As if i am joking)]: Uske engine se kya sambandh
    [What does it have to do with engine heat]

    I: usse carb me hava/petrol ka mix decide hoga
    jadya hava gayi to lean mix rahega aur usse engine garam hoga. Maine sab pada hai ap wo
    chodo, baki dekho
    [It will decide the air/fuel mix ratio, more air will make the it run lean and thus the engine will run hotter, i have read all that, leave it]

    Meanwhile other customers start laughing.

    BS[AGAIN with a smile on his face(As if i am ILLITERATE )]= Is gadi me carburetor hai kya?
    [Does this bike have a carburetor?]


    I: YES THIS BIKE HAS CARB AND IS NOT FUEL INJECTED

    BS: Accha hai apne sab padha hai (Still smiling(FOOL)), walks away
    [Good you have read all of it)

    All of the crowd is laughing [at me or him I don't know]

    THEN COMES THE FUN PART

    I: Sir pichle bar apke admi ko CO adjust karne bola tha usne gadi MRTB pe chada diya tha, pehle apne Mechanic ka knowledge check karo fir mera
    [Sir Last time i the mechanic to adjust the CO% he put the bike on MRTB(some sort of dyno machine for determining mileage and all)
    First check the knowledge of your Mechanic and then mine]

    Walks away without uttering a word.......


    A JOKE of customer service, a guy comes to you to solve his problems
    and you in turn quiz him about the knowledge of his bike?

    PS: Bajaj never keeps the CO of my bike right, first time i went personally it was set at 4.2.

    Shot a mail to bajaj too
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