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  • Microsoft Bike !!!

    yes i found this info on the last page of this month's OD mag...

    here is the link on net:
    vrrrooooooommm....BOOMMM...! Heard the sonic boom? Yeah, it was me...!

  • #2
    LOL...
    for a moment i seriously thought that microsft maybe launchin a bike

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    • #3
      WTF ..this tells us that we dont only have fools in india but even in US.
      www.flickr.com/maniya

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      • #4
        ahahhah...nice one eh!! for a moment even i thot they r goin to...but wt if in the future they do decide to spruce up the gadgetry wid microsoft enhanced products? like if the bikes runnin low on fuel, a msg frm the the then highly advanced lcd panel wud suggest fillin in fuel!! similar alerts for engine oil, tyre pressure, brake fluids!! it just seems so whacky to comprehend but it definitely will look exciting...remember street hawk: the bike serial or for eg, The nightrider!!

        i wud luv to hav some digital mods on my zma.....neone listening??
        "Never recreate from your memory, always imagine new places"

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        • #5
          what is the meaning of this statement?
          quote:Originally posted by lovemax

          WTF ..this tells us that we dont only have fools in india but even in US.
          A bike must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul

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          • #6
            just to add another scenario told be @myg124 ...

            you r doing a dragrace at 120 mph and u get a message saying "license of your digital brakes has expired, please contact your nearest vendor" !!!

            cheerz
            http://www.geocities.com/tcraxus/signs/sign.gif

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            • #7
              'This is a trial bike,it can go upto 75KMPH. PLease enter your LICENCODE u got when you purchased the bike from our online website to gain full advantage.'
              L.O.L
              <b>Love u\'r wife</b>, sleep with thy neighbour.[;)]
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              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...vkrai/sig2.gif

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              • #8
                LoL! Nice find Sachin!
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                • #9
                  .... I think it will only work on Microsoft Roads. To drive on normal roads, you may need to buy an additional license. Maybe you may even have to buy a new bike every time you decide to change your gas pump.
                  It has been established that everyone on the internet is a well-hung, millionaire Ninja

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                  • #10
                    ya next time when u want to start bike hit"start"button on left hand side of handle bar.after starting please check for upgrades reguralry.if ran out of fuel u get a message "bike unstable press clutch+brake+gearpedal to restart"welcome to 25 century of motorcycling, the ms way
                    http://img61.exs.cx/img61/7449/kiran.gif

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                    • #11
                      If the bike breaks down, please press crtl+alt+delete, and install service packs every 3000 km
                      please use security patches so no ome can hack into your bike and steal petrol

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                      • #12
                        how about a message like this "microsft bikers your bike has performed an illegal operation "kernal32.exe 0XLFFFFFU*>K" your bike will shut down in 15 seconds plese save all infomation and exit all applications before your bike shuts down"

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                        • #13
                          or what will happen if one fine morning it says ...
                          "Enter Password" ...'coz last nite ur dad has installed some net nanny kind of thing so that u won't go out of his sight...!
                          vrrrooooooommm....BOOMMM...! Heard the sonic boom? Yeah, it was me...!

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                          • #14
                            and it won;t exceed the specified speed or RPM limit durign run in ....if you try it will throw error : " Error 19231 : this bike has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down . Please contact Microsoft's helpdesk for further details ."

                            and will report messages if you try to ride with too much luggage or 2 pillons "Error 20045 : The system is dangerously low on resources , please shut dow one or more programs ."
                            Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

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                            • #15
                              ROTFLMAO Ricci!!
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