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HUMOUR: Excuses for not owning a Superbike

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  • HUMOUR: Excuses for not owning a Superbike

    • "If i buy myself a superbike I would last a couple of hours max, I am such a rash driver even on my moped u know..."
    • "You just dont have the quality roads to enjoy superbikes in India, so..."
    • "I really really love the Tomahawk, but dailmer-chrysler wont allow me to have one of those since 200 zillionaires are already up-ahead in the queue, bad luck for me..."
    • "I am a lazy man, i could never hire a chaffeur for my bike, absolutely couldnt get him convinced that it was safe at 300kmph on 2 wheels.."
    • i like to be connected the to internet while mobile, i like to surf and chat all the time, obviuolsly it would a little hard to multitask at 200kmph...
    • i was waiting for the triumph rocket III but the bhp figures dont seem to catch my fancy for a 2000cc+ engine, so i am still waiting for the right...bike
    • i am an ardent follower of hero honda and bajaj, i would like to support them in pestering the indian population with their excellent mopeds, i always dreamed like dhirubhai that every indian should have a moped, hence in the name of my idols i cant go for a superbike...
    • i used to ride a superbike, one day i went past an old couple at 250kmph, the next morning i read in the newspaper that two old people died of a heart attack due to 'excess sonic energy emitted by a plane like thing flying past them...from thta i day i swore in front of the lord rama that i would never ride a SBK again and be a the cause of deaths of our precious elders..
    • i never could understand what is the need of such huge broad tyres, they really only aid in eating up the excellent roads that our indian government has already put up in the welfare on the esteemed citizens...


    one these excuses i actually gave to a print publication correspondent, ahh it helps...
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  • #2
    Hey sunny wats with this calling indian bikes == mopeds [V] ,No. of Guys having superbikes dont even touch double digit numbers on the forum buddy
    www.bajajpulsar.org
    http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/msgr/sandee...3ovBABk4jLxCYx
    www.bikenomads.com

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    • #3
      y do we all take everything so seriuosly out here, arpan man get a dose of humour...THIS IS A JOKE![|)]

      and even as u forget i too drive a moped ~ ZMA! DUH
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      • #4
        The proper title ("Survival") etc made me belive that ur new year hangover aint over as yet [] Anywayz wats the scene in delhi are bikes geting picked up by the authorites? Here about dozen have been picked up
        www.bajajpulsar.org
        http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/msgr/sandee...3ovBABk4jLxCYx
        www.bikenomads.com

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        • #5
          well i am just waiting 4 bajaj 2 launch 1300cc pulsar []
          Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

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          • #6
            You've a good sense of humour, you [)]! Well done! But never forget, my moped is faster than yours! - MAX.
            Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do, what they need is one reason why they can.

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            • #7
              300 km/hr.....man thts very slow, i need something faster...
              You will pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please disregard this message.

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              • #8
                [][:0][^]i dont like the suzuki sticker on hayabusa otherwise sure i wod have bought one.it wod be great if busa sports a bajaj sticker on its tank,
                thats why alas i bought pulsar and elim coz bought have those lovely bajaj stickers on tank.[8D][:I][)][8)][|)]

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                • #9
                  Hey Sunny,

                  Nice one liners... vicious, covetous... start to Auto Expo?!!!
                  tchau,
                  RockY

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                  • #10
                    quote:Originally posted by sunny
                    one these excuses i actually gave to a print publication correspondent, ahh it helps...
                    Thanks for the list... i guess i could use some when my friends ask me... Why dont I buy a Superbike[?] [8D]

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                    • #11
                      I haven't dream of super bike yet!
                      Only for the look though i want one
                      I dont' think i can cross 80 in Kathmandu
                      SO why do i need them except look
                      Black is the colour of bike as well as of the death also ( Be aware of it )

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                      • #12
                        and the latest excuse will be " Oh no yaar. I'm not buying a superbike cos there are lot of problems. Custom guys will seize my bike. So no superbike".
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                        • #13
                          favourite Indian excuse would be- "they dont have enuf power & dont give good mileage as well!"...we want the best of both worlds, dont we?...
                          ...but some sbks actually return 30-40 to a litre!!!![:0][:0][:0]
                          ...& hey, why spoil dreams by making them real...what will we dream abt then?!?!?!?
                          [^]
                          Keep the faith....
                          With great power, comes great responsibility- to man, machine and especially to mother nature.
                          <)))<

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                          • #14
                            My story of why i did not get a superbike is as simple as a bollywood trailer :

                            I worked day and night toiling on my land, to grow crops and save money for my superbike. However due to all my time spent in 'khethi bhaadi' my literary skills had suffered. The day I finally had enough to buy the bike, my neighbour the Thakur, tricked me into signing the bike off in his name...

                            Now I spend my days training my son, so that one day, he will manage to patao the Thakur's only daughter and get everything back that is rightfully mine !! Jai Hind !!
                            speed and weed.... what else could I possibly need...

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                            • #15
                              quote:Originally posted by sabby

                              300 km/hr.....man thts very slow, i need something faster...
                              Well if you think 300 km/hr is slow then i think you should buy yourself a Bugatti veyron[spec:1001 bhp,1250 nm torque,and 16.4 litre engine in 'w' shape],ahem by the way it is Rs.5 crore aprox.
                              So ladies (if there are any) and gentlemen stary saving money or look up to your piggy bank, you might have some chiller up your pocket to buy veyron.
                              PULSAR DTS-i:Digital ASSKICKING.

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