Dude I warn you, ont call me spiderman

I got 8 legs n am fast


Nice to meet you too Makkhi we are 2 insects you see, along with some winged mammals & rodents.

She called you The Villain of the Tour :-S I was too scared to mention this

Keep your gal away from me, Am dangerous...

hahahahaha,.... picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

17 saal ki bachi ko toh chhod do
Ooh N even m dangerous *looks @ you with my chhoti si aankhein* ok Not

Bechara Motor ko torture only u do
*runs away to Mishraji* Bachao =O

Abbe saale, child molestation ke jurm me andar ho jayega tu...

chirag now that was awesome......

Spidey, main Sunday ko nahi aaun ussi mein meri bhalai hai na ??

naah.. y'all shud wait for this journey to get over before assuming something.. there are many interesting things to come..

+1 on that.

yeh toh trailer tha.

picture abhi baki hai mere dost.

Ooh *pulls Misraji's sleeves* Post aagey ka part !!

who said that?

I mean you are riding over me because of the Villain thing na ?
P.S.I'm still dangerous

Anyways, I loved the way, Alankar phrased this following part

And so begins a cat and mouse game on the highways of Rajasthan. A drill ensues;
1. We find Spiderweb waiting for us at a toll bridge or a dhaba;
2. He explains to us the significance of the said location if there is one, shares stories about previous rides on the same or similar highways, gives us an indication of what to expect next, shares the excitement or lack thereof of the road so far and tries to convince us, that given enough time, he, Razor and Shiva (his favourite biking team apparently) could bike over Mount Everest's tallest peaks with their hands tied behind their backs, blindfolded no less and yeah, they wouldn't need fuel for the mighty Karizma detests fuel. Of course I exaggerate... no wait, I don't. But I do jest;
3. We, Motorbreath and I, nod our heads in agreement for lack of options;
4. He proceeds to accusing Motorbreath of riding slowly - "You were riding at 80kmph the whole time";
5. Motorbreath denies the accusation asking him to ask me how fast he was going - a consistent range of 100 to 110 if you ask me;
6. Spiderweb chooses not to ask me for the facts aren't important;
the entire charade is to try and prod Motorbreath to ride harder - a pointless effort for Motorbreath's crippled steed can do no more regardless of Motorbreath's wishes (It's funny how "If wishes were horses" seems appropriate here but I will refrain from going that road). Of course logic has no place in the discussions either;
7. Motorbreath loses his cool, then his breath, lights up a smoke, hurls abuses, smokes some more, refuses to eat, smokes some more;
8. Spiderweb continues to assault him verbally, while asking him to eat like a caring big brother - an amusing and confusing mix of love and hate;
9. Motorbreath eats;
10. More discourses by Spiderweb on how he, Razor and Shiva achieved that which mere mortals could not achieve;
11. A mandatory brief discourse in the superiority of Karizma over Pulsar;
12. Motorbreath promises to quit smoking by the next stop, as a preventive measure against AMS;
13. Motorbreath smokes some more;
14. Bills are paid from the common pool;
15. Gloves are worn;
16. Motorbreath explains to me why his bike won't go any faster and how he has a feeling of animosity towards Spiderweb;
17. While he talks and I listen, Spiderweb roars his engine and darts off;
18. Spiderweb is a dot in the horizon.
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Yah & then he was feeding you LoL! Even that was so Ooh Spider villain nahi hai