[xBhp Universal Thread]: phrases written on bikes

[surojit]

hey guys, often we read something on the vizor/rear mudgaurd of a bike which is sometimes, funny, sometimes philosophical, sometimes informative... so lets share some of those statements.....

here is my first one:

BURN RUBBER NOT YOUR SOUL

[Aryan]

Universal Thread Approved.

[Puneet1]

saw on a pulsar "thank you mummy" let me digg out some from my hard disk

[krishnan6015]

"My Mom told not to Race" -- More often seen in rear mud gaurd.

[jd666]

got loads - "dad's gift"

- Mom says no aashiqui
- no girlfriend no tension
- Touch my bike and find out if there is life after death
- Game over
- lets race
- Wanna race
- ruck fules


And generally a middle finger, the playboy bunny ( god knows why!! ), ferrari sticker or if you are adventurous a stabbing knife...

edit - they aint philosophical, actually all are mostly desecrating and giving a false sense of superiority to the owner..

[Puneet1]

the playboy bunny and the ferrari sticker is the most popular i have seen here in NCR .

[?ushk@r]

I have seen:

Dream Boy
Police
Pirelli (and other brands)

[psycho 98]

"Wait for ur turn"
"Wait Machi"

[haxor]

Thinking of putting unconventinal sticker's

Will put Dalai Lama's sticker,Netaji,and beloved Laaloo Ji on rear Mud guard maybe

[Jaykumar Bhardwaj]

phrases written on bikes

I came across this beautiful piece of art....

If U can read this U r too close

[Puneet1]

'too much torque'
"HOWZ MY RIDING"
"CALL 911"
"EAT MY DUST"
SORRY...SHE'S WAITING...
My other rides yr wife!
I'M SCARED OF LOW SPEEDS
BRAKES??? NEVER HEARD OF THEM
HORN PLZZ
"46"
rIde It lIke u stOle IT !
INSURED BY MAFIA U HIT ME, V HIT U
A S.A.M IS ON MY TAIL...
STAY SAFE... DONT FOLLOW ME!!
NASA STOLE MY ENGINE... SO I STOLE THEIRS
IF BEING SEXY IS CRIME THEN ARREST ME!
"0"TO "NAUGHTY" IN 4.8 SEC
You may be a Speed Demon but I am in front of you
When i ride i own the road!!
horn, ok, tata
I M DA GUY ur mom warned abt..!!
My Owner is much Smarter,why stare at me
"You're too slow"
"Smell My Exhaust "
" Caution! Street Rocket "
"2 x 110 = 220"
" Focus on my tail-light"
"If you can keep up, I'm still in 1st"
Don't follow me, I'm lost too !
Stop staring at my rear end !
80-0 in 3 seconds - keep distance
IF U CAN READ THIS UVE ALREADY BEEN DEFEATED!!
hell was full so i m back
IF SPEED IS A SIN,M GUILTY OF iT
NO ONE DIES VIRGIN LIFE FU**S EVERYONE
'Buri Nazar waley, tera moo kala"
"see you in mirrors "
why do i race.. its hard to say
Don't cry girls..I'm back
wanna come second??? follow me
Ur Bike Sucks
I Hate Stickers
gravity is a myth !!! i can prove it

[Bibhu]

I think everybody forgot one of the most obvious ones: Jai Mata di,Pro racer, BMW, various GP sponcers, No fear, stupendous CC claims like 1000 cc and so on.

[leon_nerd]

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[jd666]

@puneet - great compilation there man!!!

[steveburnside2001]

parental advisory - explicit rider