The Official Hyderabad Offline Meet(G2G) Thread

[rahul9985]

Bike is'nt that necessary for me. I anyways have full access to CBR and RTR. and i maintain them too (service's).

Will buy a bike when i feel it is necessary for me! Till then am happy screwing my bro's RTR



@all

Hope you all got the sms! kriss just sent it!

haha...
btw, he forgot to add insurance..

[vams]

Bike is'nt that necessary for me. I anyways have full access to CBR and RTR. and i maintain them too (service's).

Will buy a bike when i feel it is necessary for me! Till then am happy screwing my bro's RTR



@all

Hope you all got the sms! kriss just sent it!

anna i dint get any sms.....in which route r u going?..as i dnt kno the eye hospital,i wud like to join u guys at any other place

[onlinesatish]

anna i dint get any sms.....in which route r u going?..as i dnt kno the eye hospital,i wud like to join u guys at any other place

SD eye hospital is in mehndipatam....right where the PV narasimha rao expressway (flyover) starts.

[vams]

SD eye hospital is in mehndipatam....right where the PV narasimha rao expressway (flyover) starts.

hmmm....i il try to find out the way in the mor..if nt il call u...anna i lost ur no.,cn i hv it if u dntmind ?

[onlinesatish]

hmmm....i il try to find out the way in the mor..if nt il call u...anna i lost ur no.,cn i hv it if u dntmind ?

its 9948009139

[riazmomin]

I may not able to join u guyz 2moro as my wife is sick and nd no one at home.

[onlinesatish]

I may not able to join u guyz 2moro as my wife is sick and nd no one at home.

aarghhhh..... Take care bro

am alone now!

[rahul9985]

I may not able to join u guyz 2moro as my wife is sick and nd no one at home.

i wish her a speedy recovery... take care

aarghhhh..... Take care bro

am alone now!

main hoon naa..

[ragGZ_]

A white man was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "Since you are black, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss Politics ..... When you clearly don't understand shit!!!"





Found something good in one of my e-mails

[rahul9985]

A white man was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "Since you are black, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss Politics ..... When you clearly don't understand shit!!!"





Found something good in one of my e-mails

awesome... especially the last line..

[vams]

A white man was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "Since you are black, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss Politics ..... When you clearly don't understand shit!!!"





Found something good in one of my e-mails

ha ha cool..

goodmorning guyz

[Prabhakar]

HI Rahul!!!!
Thanks for the wake up call!!!
I thought of waking up at 5:30 as it takes 15min to come to the start point.
So now I got some time for posting.

Raiz!!!
Sorry to hear about ur wife's health.
Don worry she'll get well soon.

Satti!!!
who said U R alone???
Main hoon naa!

[ragGZ_]

I may not able to join u guyz 2moro as my wife is sick and nd no one at home.

wwooohhhhhhh, i din know u were married. anyways, bhabi will keep fine till the sun rises.!!

[onlinesatish]

HI Rahul!!!!
Thanks for the wake up call!!!
I thought of waking up at 5:30 as it takes 15min to come to the start point.
So now I got some time for posting.

Raiz!!!
Sorry to hear about ur wife's health.
Don worry she'll get well soon.

Satti!!!
who said U R alone???
Main hoon naa!

Andhukey bhayam....nuvu nanu emaina chesethey?


Kriss forwarded this to me couple of hours back.He found it in a blog!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.” I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?”

I then said “honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.

http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/coffee-lounge-off-topic-discussion/4637-jokes-thread-30.html

[Prabhakar]

Andhukey bhayam....nuvu nanu emaina chesethey?


Kriss forwarded this to me couple of hours back.He found it in a blog!





http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/coffee-l...thread-30.html

Don Worry!!!
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