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  • anirban13
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    Originally posted by felix.ragav View Post

    the best question i've received so far is not verbal at all.. it is from the roadside romeos who wanna prove a point to your girl.. ha ha ha.. She very calmly asks me not to... Thats one moment I love
    absolutely! feels wonderful! I've faced similar situations by pulsar, karizma n R15 guys when I'm on my splendor nxg...the morons think only those kinda bikes deserve girls as pillion! I never take the bait when they speed past n try to engage me in a race...SAFETY FIRST! My pillion is my responsibility, and her safety comes before my own!

    Once an old man whom i gave a lift on my NXG(black wheels edition) when it was spanking new, asked "Beta ye dahej(dowry) me mila na...aur kya mila saath me?" WHOOOAAA!! It was marriage season that time and plenty of newly married guys were zipping around on Passions and Splendors!! I had just finished my 12th at that time!!
    Last edited by anirban13; 10-26-2010, 01:15 AM.

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  • sixspeedtwin
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    On one of our weekly trips to Bandra Reclamation, my friend hrishikesh and I were sitting next to our RDs when a boy in his mid teens walked up to us and said "Aap ne yeh second engine kaa modification kis mechanic se karvaya hai? mujhey bhi apni RX100 mein karvaana hai.

    Rishi and I were lost for words, as we still are after almost 5 yrs....

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  • CountRock
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    I am not sure if this is funny or extremely sad.

    A friend posted a video of bikers doing stunts with even a helmet!

    My comment was "Why is no one wearing any safety gear?"

    His reply to the comment was "give urr gear...as it is u have no use of it....u just wear to show ppl"

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  • ROCKRZ
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    This happened to a friend of mine.. He had just got his new ninja250 and was visiting my colony.. He was with the bionic knee and elbow guards. On seeing this, the watchan refused him to enter the society saying AAP STUNT KAROGE TO HI ALOW KARUNGA. He even called his kids to get a look at the bike!!!

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  • tejasmph
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    guys this just happened yesterday evening. i and my friends get together in the evening for a smoke and tea. while for leaving home a rickshaw driver next to stand asked me-
    "which bike is this?"
    i said "yamaha r15"
    he asked the price i told him the same, but then came the bombshell
    he said "so is it 350 bhp?" adding to that the tone in which he asked was so serious as if the amount he mentioned was okay and normal." and then topping it all he asked me the cc's at last. man i was laughing my a*s off in front of his face could not control it at all!!
    Last edited by tejasmph; 10-17-2010, 06:28 PM.

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  • raman sriharsha
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    hi all,,

    i want to share two incidents with you.

    1.After seeing my r15 a guy asked me how much did you pay for this front plastic dabba(pointing on head light and fairing)

    2.Few years back I rode down my friend's new fz from showroom to his home and i was waiting for him in his society suddenly a guy came and seeing the rear tyre ,questioned me
    "aapne kya maruti 800 ka tyre is mein laga diya"?

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  • Juris
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    On my last trip a 10 year kiddo asked me about my R15 - "Yeh agge me plastic lagaya hai ... ya ye original bike hai"

    I was bamboozled . A ten year kiddo would ask such a question

    He didn't stop there and asked about the price and he was amazed that the price is more than a Lakh.


    Earlier at a petrol bunk another kiddo, whose dad was getting his Maruti 800 refilled, came and said "Enta" . I am not familiar with Telugu . I said what ? . He asked "How much" . I was like .

    Now days kids seem to be lot smarter than what we were in our childhood.

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  • Garry_Menace
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    i just gone through the whole thread and found these posts most hilarious

    Originally posted by aryan rajvanshi View Post
    This happens to me last year-

    I went to honda service center for my unicorn disc(lot of heating).A service center guy take my bike for a spin and he is coming back from the lane opposite to the divider and on the middle of the road he is suspecting something.....when he comes back he asked me a million dollar question-

    "bhaisahab aapne iska gear lever aadha katwa kyon diya" can you imagine.........
    Originally posted by sudipta_roy View Post
    Well there are lots of comments but the most I was asked for my R1 is,

    1) if it's run on diesel as the engine is so big..
    2) believe it or not many people asked me " ish mai ac hai na? kaise kam karti hai " the ram air scoops made them think like this.

    Originally posted by Vignesh vnktrmn View Post
    Hey all,
    I am in my third year mecanical engineering and one of the final year guys in my college(he's from a rural place) pointed out to a parked pulsar's front wheel n said "Arre yaar iske clutch plate mein itne saare holes kyun hai??". Not wanting to argue One of my friends replied"weight reduction ke liye" and we slipped out of there and had a huge laugh for days after the incident.

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  • Vignesh vnktrmn
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    Hey all,
    I am in my third year mecanical engineering and one of the final year guys in my college(he's from a rural place) pointed out to a parked pulsar's front wheel n said"Arre yaar iske clutch plate mein itne saare holes kyun hai??". Not wanting to argue One of my friends replied"weight reduction ke liye" and we slipped out of there and had a huge laugh for days after the incident.

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  • felix.ragav
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    This happened yesterday at a chai shop near my place. Was enjoying a smoke and i notice this stranger checking out my console, very inquisitive about the gear indicator. When I walked upto to my bike, he asks me " Sir Is this bike Imported?" My GS is very ordinary looking, but I was taken aback by his question. I said No, it's made in India boss, Its suzuki, and pat came the reply "Then how come they call it suzuki if its made in India".. HA HA HA HA ROTFLOL..
    Really dumb!!!!!!!!!!

    the best question i've received so far is not verbal at all.. it is from the roadside romeos who wanna prove a point to your girl.. ha ha ha.. She very calmly asks me not to... Thats one moment I love

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  • fahim154
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    my father calls my pulsar 220 dtsi a scooter and says 100 rupai ke petrol main ek mahina chalti he bike to fir petrol ke pese kis baat ke
    (i wish it could)

    and for my mother she thinks that bikes like re 350 and thumpers are for dhoodhwala bhaiya and gundas or thugs

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  • sudipta_roy
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    Well there are lots of comments but the most I was asked for my R1 is,

    1) if it's run on diesel as the engine is so big..
    2) believe it or not many people asked me " ish mai ac hai na? kaise kam karti hai " the ram air scoops made them think like this.

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  • burnrubbernotursoul
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    while coming back from a ride on my 220 an old man signaled me to stop and asked for a lift. upon reaching his destination he thanked me and praised my bike, - very good bike ,which is this bike? is it the bike which young college guys call splendour? i was like

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  • sambit
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    "bhai shaab,itne daam me karizma kyun le raheho??stunner lelo,sasta hai,milage bahot achha hai,aur ek hi jaise dikhte hain"..

    this is wot the person in a Herohonda showroom told me when I had gone there to enqire abt ZMA.He was actually in the old bike exchange dept.I was exchanging my old Gladiator then.I never got it,had he some tie ups with the Hondas or wot.Or may be,he was not concerned about the HH sales,he was jst dealing wid old bikes.
    Last edited by sambit; 08-10-2010, 12:14 PM.

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  • cursedcrusader
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    Someppl here ..even say r15 as r1 and vice versa coz 15 is greater than 1

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