Something that happened to my friend.He has a Ninja 250R.
My friend is drinking tea at a tea shop. There were a couple of people around checking his bike out. Then they come and ask ," How much did you pay to modify your pulsar like this?What all changes did you make? ". My friend just smiled and drove away!
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once on a sunday morn me on my gsxr750 and my friend on his ninja 250 went for a short ride and on our way back my friend wanted to take his pics on my bike so his bike was parked and he was siting on mine while i was taking pics of his...this guy pulls up and he asks" can i take some pics" i say ok and guess what he moves to the parked ninja and takes a few pics of it and on his way back asks me 'is this modified" pointing to my GSX and i was like "yeah it is"...and he really realised hat it was "modified" when we caught up with him a few mins later on the road and just zoomed off!!!
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That's really funny.......so how you ride your bike after that.Leave a comment:
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Hey buddies, I faced this incident recently!
Few days back, I met my uncle in the coffee shop where I used to go frequently. We drank coffee together and finally,
He asked me to drop him up to his home. I started the bike and asked him to sit in the bike. He sat in the bike and at the same time, he kept his both foot in my foot pegs!
I said, uncle will you please put your both foot back?
He said, "Don't worry, I am comfortable!"
I couldn't stop laughing for almost 20 seconds!
P.S. He rarely rides bike! I think its due to different riding posture in R15 than other normal bikes!Leave a comment:
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This incident happens to me on the release date of harry potter-7 in the hall parking,when two 20-22 yrs old guys are whispering about my unicorn saying that"waise honda shine bhi theek lagti hai".....those guys come on a spanking new glamour, so i looked at them and say in attitude that "bhai yeh shine nahi unicorn hai".....even then they are arguing me unnecessarily that no you are wrong......i left them,took the ticket and get inside the hall.To my surprise those two idiots have seats next to me and my friend seats,i was like.......shit man!!!.Then in one scene of the movie when during the flash back scene they are showing dumbledore....those two guys again whispered and said something that makes me and my friend laugh very very loud....they said that "abe lagta hai dumbledore phir se jinda ho gaya".
After hearing this i understand that "inka dimagi santulan hi bigada hua hai".Leave a comment:
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I stoppped my bike (Discover 100DTS-si) at a Signal on a busy main road, waiting for the green. When a 50yrs old man(approx age) on a Activa (stopped next to me) asked me -
Old man: What is your bike's mileage?
Me: 60-65kmpl approx
Old Man: Advertisement shows 100kmpl!
Me: It depends on many factors not just the bike/ad, how you ride, what type of roads etc etc
Old Man: You could have bought a pulsar, it has better mileage
Me: I just smiled at him
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One old man stopped me at a hotel where I go most of the time with my Pulsar 220.
He said - Baabu, apka bike toh pura aeroplane lagta hai aage se. ( Boy your bike looks like aeroplane from front.
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And some guys were saying iska toh headlight hi nahi mudta... (Headlight doesn't turns in this bike)
I said - Headlight toh car ka bhi nahi mudta. (Even cars can't turn their headlights)
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this is one hilarious thread, i am enjoying reading it.........
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I once had this extreemly heated discussion with 2 wannabe automobile engineers in my 10th class.
They argued that all pulsars are 1000cc bikes and 150 dtsi and 180 dtsi indicates the amount of dtsi in it.
I'm still trying to figure out how to measure the amount of dtsi :PLeave a comment:
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Guy after checking out green ninja for a couple of minutes
The Guy: Where did you get this modification done
One of us: In Koti (automotive market in Hyderabad)
The Guy: From Which bike have you done this mod probably from p150!!!!
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This wasn't a crazy comment. Infact the best one I ve ever heard from a girl.
Yesterday, a friend of mine parked his dad's CT100 in my garage. This morning, my Dad, looking at both bikes (CT100 and my Hunk) said "See, how light weight this bike is, how easy it is to handle blah blah.." (He always insisted on buying a smaller bike, which I resisted by saying smaller bikes are not comfortable)
Then my sis said "Dad, both bikes are meant for riding, no doubt, but the difference is, one is like a Horse and the other like an Ass"Leave a comment:
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This is really good one, now FS will feel proud on his machine too.Originally posted by speedaholica View PostI parked my bike on the side of a road to take a phone call. There was a fruit seller standing a little ahead of me with his fruit cart. As he saw me hang up and put the phone back in my pocket...he looks at my bike (R15) and the questions start:
FS=fruit seller, Me=Me
FS: Bideshi hai kya (Is is imported?)
Me: Haa thodi bahut(Yes...almost)
FS: Kitne ki Hai (What's the price of this?)
Me: Ek lakh ke upar jaata hai (Costs over a lakh)
Come's closer and notices that there's no kick. FS: Lath marke chalu karne wali cheez yeh dabbe mein chupa di hai kya? (Is the kick start hidden in the fairing(box in his words)?)
Me: Iske saath woh nahi aata hai (No kickstart for this bike)
FS: Ek lakh ki gaadi aur kick nahi hai? (Costs over a lakh and no kick start?)
Me: Company ke paas paisa kam pad gaya tha (Company couldn't afford to put more money into it)
By now my patience is running out...but I want to complete this wonderful conversation. So I play along
FS: Accha thik hai Abherage (average) kitna deti hai? (Alright, so whats the mileage on this one?)
Me: Aapke Gaadi se toh kam hi deti hai (Much less than your fruit cart)
FS grins, I grin back at him and leave
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And they say it so nonchalantly, with such sureness in their voice as if their ex wife owned bajaj. My SC mech once said that suzuki bores out unsold 125 ccs and makes 150s out of them and I believed him.
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