After reading this log, I also recollect one crasy comment about biking.

I had visited Vaishnodevi alongwith my daughter on my bike. After returning, as is customary we were distributing Prashad brought from Vaishnodevi to our neighbours. One of our lady neighbours when heard that the trip was done on bike, commented right at the face of my daughter "Dimag Kharab Hai".

ROFL this cop is cool...

^^^ In that sense, a bullet can go upto 350 km/h.......

First Apache on my area costs 96,000.... then launched P200NS costs 97,000... the new illiterate owner came with NS & asked few things about my bike, I explained him everything then he said yaar what's your top speed i said It might go 135 on Digi Console & he laughed saying yaar you know nothing about bike your's its written RTR 180 it should go till 180kp/h you should try it, I smiled & asked whats your top speed then ?

His answer ;_ Its 200 but I have taken it to 188kp/h & his friend's top speed is 209 ...


DAFUQ !!!

Height of Comment came from a Cop on my new P200NS -
COP - Papers pls
Me - Ya, here are these
COP - This must be a Modified bike. where's the silencer?? where's the Pollution Certificate???
Me - Sir, this a newly launched variant of Pulsar. It has a under belly silencer. here it is (i pointed him out)
COP - U must have cut short the Silencer. You must be fined.
Me- Utterly confused, and then tried to make him understand the features - LC engine, perimeter frame, six gears etc etc to make him convince it;s a newly launched bike.

then the COP took a hard look of my bike,(still having some apprehension) and said maintain speed limit, in a very elderly tone.
And then when i was going to start the bike, the most common Question came from him - "What's the mileage??"

I had a big smile, and replied "It gives about 65-70kmpl". Should have seen his look. I was smiling all evening that day.

^^ lol, you can find these type idiots everywhere ...

This is the exact reason why some people are constantly forgetting mathematics, with influence from such people what else can you expect.

Anyways, back on topic.

1. Two months back, when I was in dire dilemma of 'What bike' I had the sudden urge to visit the Hero show room for the Impulse at Wakdewadi.
Me: (to the receptionist) Hello, I am planning to buy the Impulse. Could I get a test ride and the specs please?
Lady: Sure. (To a fellow at the show room) Sir ko Impulse leni hai. Test ride and specs batao (Sir wants to buy Impulse, share the specs with him and test ride)
Fellow: Come sir. (Me follows enroute asking questions)
Me: How is the bike over all as I intend to use it for touring long distances?
Fellow: Very good on highways sir. the 150cc engine is very good for long distances. The best part is it can hit a top speed of 150kmph and has a mileage of over 50kmpl.
Me: How come? I ride the P220 (Dts-fi), but never could cross over 122kmph (before I did all the mods).
Fellow: Sir, I ride Karizma. I went till 200kmph
Me: WTF!! %$#@$%^*&$#@ (Result: I did not take the test ride)




2. Few days after, I decided up for the 200NS and went to SNK Bajaj, Wakdewadi. While I was checking out the bike (once again), few people came in.
Idiot 1: You know this bike is very good. But bajaj copied it from Yamaha
Idiot 2: RX100 Sarkhi vatye (Looks like RX100)
Idiot 1: (asking me) Ha kiti cc ahe? (How much cc?)
Me: 200cc
Idiot 1: ani kiti power ahe? (How much power?)
Me: 23bhp
Idiot 1: Kiti mileage detat? (How much mileage?)
Me: Mahit nahi. Company boltat pannas che kareb (Dont know exactly. Company says around 50)
Idiot 1: (turning back to the other fellow) Bagh. faltu bike ahe. seat le height ahe. power ani mileage le kami ahe. RX100 gheun tak. 53horse power ahe ani mileage pan 70 dete. (See. Waste bike. Seat is too heighted. power and mileage is too low. buy the RX100. 53bhp and it gives 70kmpl)
Idiot 2: (turning to the salesman) he bike kiti che ahe? (Whats the cost?)
Sales guy: 95,000INR
Idiot 2: Le mahag ahe. RX100 mala bara hazara bhet tat. tech gheyun taku. (Too costly. I am getting RX100 in 12k. I will buy that)
And they goes off trotting.

WTF!!!!!!!
He dosent have the slightest knowledge of ferrari......
For him Ferrari is modern world ghodagadi

Not regarding bike, but funny for sure

For the mileage regarding questions , i quote it in terms km per gallon instead of kmpl . And they was like WTF gallon is

I like this idea

aaram se hogi means it will be easily 4-5 lacs...
didnt find it funny though...

Burnout when bike riding



ROFL read it and laugh.

Evening, a Fireblade and a Busa were standing in the City Centre I parking lot. I was getting ready to leave the parking lot, was wearing helmet and the "uncles" behind me on their Pulsar 150 were talking to each other about those two fast bikes:

"bohot hi badi hai ye bike" (these are huge!)
"haan mehengi bhi to hai" (costly too!)
"kitne ki hogi" (well, how much?)
"4-5 lakh to aaraam se hogi hi" (not more than 4-5 lacs)

It made my evening

I have personalty heard this one too,
Once I was droping my friend to his place, I used my cousins brand new thumper, before I returned home one of my neighbors called to ask my dad why he bought me a thumper, he said " Mr Dias now forget ur son, he is gone with the wind for good "