Heights of stupidity
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cbr400r is actually going to be launched...though not sure for the indian market..lagta hai iske paas koi andar k contacts hai :POriginally posted by HarishK View PostNot able to get more from BZT,
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I bought a vespa lx125 in last June and even now people ask how much it costed. when i say 80k the first comment i mostly get is " itne mein toh pulsar aajata hai." the best part is. "why didn't you go for pulsar then?" :s
funny how people judge others. once i even heard a comment made by a stranger that " tumhare jaise log inn companies ko mil jaate hain. unki toh chandi hi chandi hai"
it hurts. really.
i bought it cuz i liked the scoot. it's not wrong to buy something that you like to own one.Leave a comment:
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Important Note - Absolutely no sarcasm was put to use in the above comment.Leave a comment:
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This Is my Friends narration of a scene he remembered when he was going to Kharghar on his R15 to meet his friend in Navi Mumbai.As Many People know there are some typical Hooligans on the road who just keep on revving and cutting others from lane to lane.My friend was at a signal when a 220 with no helmet came on his side and was revving hard trying to signal him for a race, But when revved to the max , some Noise came out and his engine when Kaput !.He didnt even know what happened? My friend told him your engine seems to be ceased and needs servicing.
So my Friend asks him - When was the last time you changed oil and serviced the bike ? and He said "What is oil and servicing ?" - True StoryLeave a comment:
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I was purchasing engine oil at a store and this conversation took place:
Me: I'd like to buy 2 bottles of motul 300v
Owner(O): Which vehicle?
Me: P200NS
O: Oh new model eh?
Me: Yes.
O: How much has it run?
Me: 5500 kms.
O: Then use mineral oil. It should be used in well running bikes and FS oil in almost broken down vehicles!
Me: No I want 300v please.
O: No, I am speaking for your welfare, buy xxxx mineral and not motul.
Me(getting impatient, yet being calm): Sorry I wouldn't buy into that; I want 300v and nothing else, here's the money.
O: Shut up! How dare you disagree with me?! I have 25 years experience making mineral oils!
(He almost jumped off the desk separating me and him to begin a quarrel! And whoever's heard of mineral oils being man-made?!)
Me(calm as usual): Alright I won't buy any oil. Thanks
O: Now you've wasted my time! May you hit some cow on the road or some black cat cross your path! (Wtf? Like I'm free the whole day!)
I don't know what other curses he put on me but that day I had to roam for about 40 kms just to find 2 bottles of 300v! And at the end of that was when the anger actually sunk into me!
Some idiots cause trouble just by sitting and warming their chairs!
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My Grandfather is 5'2 and finds it difficult to sit on the rear seat of my fz so ther have given it a name of ghoda(horse) because of its high position.damn god,i have never heard such a comment.
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Just discovered this thread and I must say its a therapy. Some silly n humorous experiences from my side:
1. While explaining ABS to one of my frnd I said "computer releases and applies breaks on its own depending upon the situation", he sat on a bike and started squeezing n releasing breaks on his own n said baas ye hai ABS, maroo
2. One guy after seeing disc brake at rear wheel said "iska brake wire kaat dega koi, drum brakes are safer"
3. While taken my bike for a wash on the service station there was a conversation going on "
Washer : Ek ladka ninja modify kara k ghoom raha tha aaj
Me : I said ??????
Washer: Haan uska silencer neeche tha, ninja ka to seat k neeche hota hai na
Me ;
4. My boss said after seeing my Apache RTR 180 "Is there some other bike in india having bigger engine than 180cc"
Me : WTF
5. My friend once said "yaar tu R15 k peeche pada tha kya hai usme, look how good this RTR is and I was like OMG have some respect man for R15 it got fuel injection, liquid cooling n he ignored me lol"
6. After riding my bike my uncle said "kitne ki hai" and I said "82k". He said splendor le leta ye kya udti hai, I showed him recorded 134 kmph top speed and he said "I will tell ur parents" hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah
7. After seeing my yellow RTR 160 in 2009 my neighbor said "ye kya le liya pulsar leta, itne paise kharab kar diye APACHE koi bike hai kya, huhhh bekaaar" lol
8. Last but not the least
I told one of my friend that maybe I will buy a Harley after some time and he said "ye kya hota hai"Leave a comment:
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Originally posted by utsavchs View PostThis is the exact reason why some people are constantly forgetting mathematics, with influence from such people what else can you expect.
Anyways, back on topic.
1. Two months back, when I was in dire dilemma of 'What bike' I had the sudden urge to visit the Hero show room for the Impulse at Wakdewadi.
Me: (to the receptionist) Hello, I am planning to buy the Impulse. Could I get a test ride and the specs please?
Lady: Sure. (To a fellow at the show room) Sir ko Impulse leni hai. Test ride and specs batao (Sir wants to buy Impulse, share the specs with him and test ride)
Fellow: Come sir. (Me follows enroute asking questions)
Me: How is the bike over all as I intend to use it for touring long distances?
Fellow: Very good on highways sir. the 150cc engine is very good for long distances. The best part is it can hit a top speed of 150kmph and has a mileage of over 50kmpl.
Me:
How come? I ride the P220 (Dts-fi), but never could cross over 122kmph (before I did all the mods).
Fellow: Sir, I ride Karizma. I went till 200kmph
Me: WTF!! %$#@$%^*&$#@ (Result: I did not take the test ride)
2. Few days after, I decided up for the 200NS and went to SNK Bajaj, Wakdewadi. While I was checking out the bike (once again), few people came in.
Idiot 1: You know this bike is very good. But bajaj copied it from Yamaha
Idiot 2: RX100 Sarkhi vatye (Looks like RX100)
Idiot 1: (asking me) Ha kiti cc ahe? (How much cc?)
Me: 200cc
Idiot 1: ani kiti power ahe? (How much power?)
Me: 23bhp
Idiot 1: Kiti mileage detat? (How much mileage?)
Me: Mahit nahi. Company boltat pannas che kareb (Dont know exactly. Company says around 50)
Idiot 1: (turning back to the other fellow) Bagh. faltu bike ahe. seat le height ahe. power ani mileage le kami ahe. RX100 gheun tak. 53horse power ahe ani mileage pan 70 dete. (See. Waste bike. Seat is too heighted. power and mileage is too low. buy the RX100. 53bhp and it gives 70kmpl)
Idiot 2: (turning to the salesman) he bike kiti che ahe? (Whats the cost?)
Sales guy: 95,000INR
Idiot 2: Le mahag ahe. RX100 mala bara hazara bhet tat. tech gheyun taku. (Too costly. I am getting RX100 in 12k. I will buy that)
And they goes off trotting.
Now this is Hilarious
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A stupid explaination by the Showroom guy at Indiranagar KTM,Bangalore while explaining the features of DUKE -The bike has front disk on left hand side,and rear at right side of the wheel,as it increases balance of the bike,maintaining its weight distribution,and Bike doesnt skid/fishtail on hard breaking.
WTF
Same was the answer from a Suzuki,sales person,regarding the GS 150.Leave a comment:
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