Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes
you should've thrashed that c$#$@$r who was at your workshop to buy used engine oil to use on oxen wounds ...
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Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes
Me in garage getting bike serviced.
Kid on R15 getting a k&n fff fitted(already had a dalda exhaust n 140 section rear)
Me: How will you increase the fuel flow to match the increased air intake?
College kid: Do the what to who now??
Me: are you need to increase the flow of petrol too na?? Upjet the bike?
Mech rushes in.
Mech: Are bhai, carboretor nahi hai, jet nahi hai isme.. Aise hi ho jayega..
Kid: Dudddeee, It is a sportbike... It will work just like that...
Me: :banghead: bhagwan, agle janam me kutta bana na... Atleast i will be as dumb as the other dogs...:banghead:
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Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes
Me sitting on 220...
College kid with a scar on his face and with a stoned look: I have heard you ride good.. We have drag races every night. Come with your bike to the race and win money.... If you got guts...
Me: HUHHHH....... Camera kidhar hai??? Dhoom ki shooting hai kya??
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Well here's one from me....2 days back when i was sitting with my friends and talking..one guy(actually a friend's friend) came along with his fazer and joined us....he saw my r15v2 parked by the side and started commenting about it
Guy: Yaar why did u buy this bike...it's a total waste...it does not have any pillion comfort
Me: No problem...i like to ride solo
Guy: hmm....but this thing does not have any speed at all....my bike(fazer) can reach around 115 on 2nd gear itself and has a top speed of 170kmph and your bike's rear section is dangerous..it may break and fall down like into 2 halves when a pillion is sitting
I was like
I felt like its better not to just say anything or else that idiot would continue with stupid arguments
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Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes
It's been 5 days since I become a roadside mechanic, let me share some of my experiencesOriginally posted by Bibhu View Post
The second day at my workshop a guy came on a FI stunner and insisted that I clean and adjust the carb, he was a little bit drunk so I did not say anything, I just cleaned and adjusted the chain, lubed the gear shifter pivot point and cleaned the air filter and charged him 150 rupees
Another guy came looking for used engine oil, when I asked why, he said he would pour it on the shoulder of the oxen he has. The oxen that draws cart or plows the field gets wound on their shoulders and to stop the flies they pour engine oil on the wound, very cruel and inhuman practice IMHO.
Another guy who came to change oil of his P135LS said 200NS is a copy of the 135LS and all engine parts are interchangeable, the same guy also claimed his Pulsar gives 80kmpl after he installed "ken" (K&N) filter.
And the most common one I hear around is, Duke is a modified FZ and it's being manufactured by Mahindra
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Next incident(s) is the opposite side of the coin. Many r15, ninja and cbr owners face the issue of being asked how they moded a pulsar..
Well
Me in garage. 40 something gentleman walks in. Says that he wants a "modelling" bike.. Sees the body kits available... Buys one for 15k. Gives money for fitment.. Mech asks for the bike to be graced with the body kit... Guy says: oh ya... Forgot about that.. Walks in to hh showroom. Buys a cd delux. Hands over the keys to the mech and leaves..
Feel free to laugh at this gentleman's insanity..
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He he.... Too much...Originally posted by Cleaner View PostThe vibrations of the Bull surely keeps ringing his bells
Seriously, no offence to bull riders. I respect the bull. May not like it but have great respect for it.
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I am serious brother... Its not just 1 guy... Here there are many thumpers who believe that a bullet and a yezdi should not be called a bike..Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post joke maat maro jyada
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Here is one from me..Kinda hilarious
Before even getting the Classic 350 I had started brooding over silencer change for a good thump, one friend of mine already had classic 350 too and was using complete free flow silencer on it.
I asked him "yaar I heard that free flow silencer might cause harm to the engine in the long run" ..And his reply was a real Classic
He Said: Yaar does not matter...potty waisi aayegi jaisa khaana khaoge..peeche kuch b laga lo..cheez wahi niklegi
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I am on my 220. I overtake a bullet. I meet the guy in a garage later.
Bullet guy: Monsoons are coming. I shd buy a 'bike' like yours n keep the bullet safe.
Me: Isnt bullet a bike too?
Bullet guy: No man, bullet is not a bike. Its a bike. Bikes have small engine. Bullet has big engine...
Me: utha le re baba.... Mujhe hi utha le..:banghead::banghead:
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