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Talking about lady Scooty predators. .?
I was hut by a lady scooty rider when I was Just standing on red light before zebra lines and she came from left and gently touched the front midguard of her activa to my toe. Had the legguard wouldn't came in between, things would've been a totality for me. After this she looked me like I was standing in.between a f1 racetrack and went off without even asking my wellness,
And all accidents of my life involves female gender as a crucial part.
And I am totally against female driver/rider and big time fear one going around me.

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You are most welcome. I am just 30kms away. Drop in anytime.

Regarding funny behaviour, when i was road testing my rd after the rebuild, all shiny and glorious looking, I have come across many a such fools, on zma, zmr, p180, rx... U name it. All ready to test me in a race. In run in period I was bound to stay at 3-4000 rpm which is about 60-70kph. These jokers would zoom past me then slow down. Then again zoom past me trying to provoke a reaction. I have learnt not to give them any encouragement.

I agree with you on the topic of girls riding too fast. I would never dream of riding something with 10 inch wheels that fast. The problem is lack of decipline. But what can i say. Its too big a problem to tackle without a proper revolt.

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[MENTION=39856]divyansh[/MENTION]ip150- i didn't intend to bring 2t versus 4t as my motive was to tell how these idiots think of biking in whole.Both are good in their own respect and neither a 2t can take place of 4t nor can a 4t take place of 2t. Both are of different purpose and both are equally good and bad.Now forward to my next post is the growing menace of the lady rider.First of all the problem is they never wear helmet particularly here. How do you expect them to wear helmet as they have spend hours on their face, so they must show it? So no helmets for them.Second thing is they are now buying ACTIVA, PLEASURE, MASTREO which are quite big in size. With the growing trend of contesting Heroines in zero size you will be surprised to see that the girls will be less wider than the seat of the scooter. So you will see that it will not look like girl riding the scoot but the other way round. Third thing is that they have only two positions of throttle, either full open or full closed and nothing in between. They will be ripping through traffic like hell and you will fear them on seeing. Moreover it help for the scoot as they have less body weight so the scoot will be pulling like no one is sitting on it.Fourth being headphones. The greatest nuisance of phone is that everyone has a music player in his hands. Now with the advent of in canal headphones outside sound are cut off. Most girls today you see will be riding with ear phone plugged in listening to music or talking with boyfriends(i think who are those boyfriends who has enough time and patience to listen to these useless talk).Its not that i do not like girls riding scoots, infact i like my sisters riding as she always accelerates gently, use dipper in night, use indicators while turning, brakes gently and even rides in between 40-60 kph. May be my riding classes have made an effect on herSome of the good effects of my suggestion are:- One of my distant cousin didn't took care of his bike and bike was not in best of health. But he on regular seeing my Joy always remaining spic and span like new, with cleaning and washing every fortnight and daily wiping with cloth, he has also started to take care of bikes a lot and now his bike runs like new.Also in my friends shop people have come to buy cheap helmets to escape police but i on demonstrating the effectiveness of good helmet they have bought significantly good and expensive helmet.Even i have advised people to change tyres on their tyre condition and they have done so.But there are many a** holes who never listen to you and the reply they give you sometimes you will think why on earth i advised him/her.Some times i used to advised my sisters friend on safety when she used to come to our house. After some time she thought that i was trying to impress her. Then and there i stopped advising as the advise was not going in the intended direction but in some other direction which i didn't like.And man the most difficult to make understand is my cousin brother, because he think is head is made of iron and his body of stainless steel. Its not his fault but his family as his mother also used to ride scoot without helmet, but one day a police patrol caught and refused to let her until and unless she gets the helmet, from that day she is wearing helmet not for safety but from police checking. Same thing has been inoculated by my cousin.Neither he nor his bunch of joker friend never wear helmet. ride bike as if riding a fighter jet.

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I have been riding 4stroke bikes all my life and I am very young (20 yrs old)
Yet I used to work on a rx with my dad and his friends as a kid,
I learnt about pistons and engines when I was very small , I am not bragging I am simply trying to show my love gor bikes and anything eith an enginel I learnt how to ride a geared bike when I was 8 years old but it was with an elders supervision. Safety was a priority.
Now, I always had an attraction towards 2 strokes,,
Recently got to ride an rd350.... I have ridden over 1 lakh kms in all conditions in my life, yet those 500mtrs ripping an rd was the most adrenaline pumping, pants shitting moment in my life,.... you cant compare 2 strokes with 4 strokes, I dont want to stsrt a war but 2ts are always faster than 4ts, if 2ts were not banned and given developments like 4ts then today there would be 2ts faster than hayabusas,,,I love 2ts
But respect 4ts, nothing against them. They have a different purpose all together

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You find so many of these idiots on highways! On Monday I was riding from Lonavala to Pune when I overtook three bikes(a pulsar, karizma and avenger). Seeing me geared up and all they thought I'm trying to race, kept overtaking then slowing down for next 20 minutes. I was cruising at 100 the poor pulsar's engine was crying out for help!

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LOL I have seen the same attitude many a times. Helmets are for kids and swerving at dangerous speeds in traffic is for pros. Rightly said by @sibun that to check who is a better rider they should be invited to a track day. I have a lot of helmetless morons challenging me for a street race everyday. One idiot on a Karizma took so much pain for this. He kept overtaking me (i was returning after a tiring day at work) and turning his head behind on going ahead to provoke me. Kept on doing this for a number of times but on seeing no response got frustated. He even had the nerve to come closer and said "kya bhai gadi bhagti nahi kya"

I only said "nahi bhai karizma baap hai" and he disappeared for good

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Leave alone RX and RD even he will be scared to hell if ridding pillion on MAX 100 with the throttled pulled in first gear. The powerband effect those idiots do not know.

Parents think that giving bikes and such shows their love for their kids, its as if our parents didn't loved us as they didn't give to our demands.

These RTO's are the most corrupted system in the whole world. Any donkey can get license. Heck if you have contacts there even your dog will get a DL without any worry.

And following girls, who doesn't like to follow them. If anyone doesn't like then he has some defects. But seriously those girls ride so dangerously that it is becoming a menace. More on that later in another post.

And man some day i will meet you heck your RD, just hear its note. Leave my brother as he will never understand what those are.

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Agree with you both. When I was taking a TR for my friend back home [MENTION=59137]bajaj[/MENTION] dealership, I was riding with the dealer sitting pillion. I was going at 50-60 kmph in a straight line without swerving in and out of traffic when the moron sitting behind tells, bhaiya aap nausikhiya type gaadi kyun chala rahe hain? Zara idhar se kaatiye, zara udhar se kaatiye! I simply said I'm new to riding and I feel it's a dangerous practice. He laughed at me, but I told my friend to look at other dealership. But, most people in Bokaro have that I know it all attitude.

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Sibun, bring your brother to my home. I will give him a ride on a "stock" ye old bike.. He will understand.

Regarding the rider behaviour in cities today, you are absolutely correct. I dont why rto gives licenses without proper tests and why parents buy these kids vehicles. Maybe they want them in hospitals soon. Who knows.

Girls.... He he... I am happy to follow them.


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I thought of posting here from many days but was being lazy. Some funny moments are:-

One day i was browsing here and on Team bhp on various threads of recently restored Rx, shoguns, RD and Yezdi.

My cousin brother was sitting with me and was getting bored. He and his idiot friends think that they know a lot about bikes. It was then that he replied:-

He:- Come on bro!, what all these are you seeing. these bikes have gone old and look like from world war era. look what all bikes we have now so much stylish and fast.

Me:- Just smiled and replied, beta these bikes are not from you chickens. These bikes will eat for breakfast your so called modern bikes and stylish bikes.

He:- Don't bluff as these are so old and new age bikes are so technologically advanced.

Me:- I just realized my folly and thought without replying that -" What do you boys know riding four stroke bikes. Ride a 2 stroke to know what is power and performance. I am sure your clown friends and you will piss in your pants when you ride a ported rx or RD".

I stopped making him understand that as they have never ridden a bike that is purely mechanical and give pleasure in riding than present electronics gizmos bike.


Another day i was taking my brother for exam to his center of examination. I was on my Joy and i could see the disgust on the face of my cousin brother. He was actually thinking of going on the extreme as Joy hampers his outlook to his friends. But i do not care as i feel proud of my bike.

So the thing is that we are going and two of his idiots friend are accompanying. Of course they were without helmets or any safety gear. They both were on a Honda Trigger that his father has recently bought for him.

Those two idiots were riding like snake wavering right, left through traffic and at one point they overtook a car and from the opposite end a scorpio was coming and they swerved it with inches to spare. A inch here and there or the car would have been a little faster then the scorpio would have run over them.

Now i knew why my cousin brother is not wearing helmet, and also rides rashly with no care for bike or himself. Its because of his useless friends. He would have not in total ridden 1000km in his life, nor would have ridden at a time for 50 km but he thinks he know everything of riding.

The young guys thinks that without helmet riding, zipping through traffic at high speed and riding like no care for anybody is bravery and shows there skills of riding.

I think that you morons if you have so much riding talent then wear safety gear and lets do a interstate ride or race on a track and then we will see.

More have some moments where i have changed people view towards biking which i will share in next post as have to run to office. Also there is new menace here in bhubaneswar called as girls who ride like they are ridding some turbocharged scoot.

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He he..... Girls understand brands much better than boys. Its a given fact...

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But the prize for the craziest comment is a tie between my 5 yr old nephew and his 8 yr old sister.

My nephew (on seeing my bike, post recently watching "Dhoom3") : is this the "Dhoom 3" bike??!

Me: (slightly puffing up my chest)...Well, you see actually...

My niece: oh he's confusing it with a BMW..such a moron!!

Me: (what do your parents feed you??!)

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Kudos to you. Often, the tone on this thread is like 'Those guys have no idea!','How dumb is that!' etc. The 'bikers' tend to put themselves on a higher pedestal because of buying a costly/out-of-the-ordinary looking bike or for wearing gear.
Obviously there will be stares and weird questions. Because its India where if you have 3 lakhs you get yourself the coveted 4 wheeler which uplifts you socially. A bike is that convenient thing to get around traffic and for getting milk. So, when someone comments on the 'mileage' he is definitely going to be perplexed as to why would someone spend so much on a bike. Once a stranger couldn't associate the low mileage of my KTM 390 with its price. His logic being - costlier should have better mileage. I talked about the power it had and his refrain was - its hard to hit such high speeds. Its dangerous. So I pointed out the gear and told him that I try and follow good riding habits. He got the association and was appreciative.
About gear, its a rarity in India. In a country where even helmet compliance is low and when most of our previous generation has been brought up without ever wearing helmets, change will take time. Same is the case with seat-belts in cars (lets not even get to airbags)
I would really urge everyone that next time you are faced with these questions - do make an effort to put across the necessity of gears or the reason why a bike is costly instead of giving 'meh..' looks and simply smirking.
End of rant :-)
Let the crazy comments flow!

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I was waiting for my bike's engine to warm up and putting on my jacket, gloves etc in the meantime in the two wheeler parking space in my office.
An elderly gentleman comes over and asks the usual questions, what price, what fuel mileage etc.
He was surprised to learn that the CBR 250 gives as much fuel mileage as his Activa.
I am usually embarrased and a bit irritated at such questions by total strangers but since the first bar on the temperature guage hadnt come up yet, i went about patiently explaining the highway characteristics as well as stability that make it a good bike for my 50 km daily commute.
At the end of it he was quite convinced it wasn't really a blatant waste of money and still waves me whenever he sees me passing by.

Just goes to show what happens when we sometimes change our attitude and response to uncomfortable situations.

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I went to a hero showroom and the person telling me about the features of the "new karizma r" says "saaar it ij phaster now bcause of the new race inspired graphics"

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