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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

    Originally posted by amit_ss125 View Post
    @Deathmate.Zed: Cant do that...After all he is my client.
    Yeah we cannot avoid such people always. Reminds me of my manager's BS comments on my bike and gear

    And about make-shift motorcycle helmets that's funny actually! Reminds me of an ad in which guy wears a half-cut watermelon as a helmet to escape the cop's fine

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  • amit_ss125
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    Originally posted by Deathmate.Zed View Post
    You should have left before he even finished his cigarette.

    Seriously when will the indian mindset change about safety gear on bikes. Atleast a helmet dude! And the most probable reason for them is that they cannot show off as there faces aren't visible in a helmet..

    Even from that perspective, I think a fully geared up biker looks way better
    @Deathmate.Zed: Cant do that...After all he is my client. Also, I am used to such comments and stares. I daily commute from Borivali to Andheri (To and Fro) in peak traffic hours and people stare as if i am an alien.

    The Indian mindset will never change. Here people wear helmet with faces as it is a rule and not for safety. That too they will wear only if there are cops...else the helmet is an object for dandling on the mirror or on their elbow.

    I have seen people wearing helmets literally plastered with brown cello tapes/ cricket helmets/ safety helmets used on construction sites...just for the sake of wearing a helmet and not getting caught and because it is called a HELMET.

    And yes: a Fully geared up biker looks better any time and in that case, I am always in Black shoes, Black trouser, Black Jacket, Black and red LS2 on a Black & Red Yamaha SS 125...so obviously: people term it as show off.
    Last edited by amit_ss125; 03-21-2014, 01:00 PM.

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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

    Originally posted by amit_ss125 View Post
    .. . Simply geareed up, listented to his bullshit and left the moment he finished his cigratte...

    You should have left before he even finished his cigarette.

    Seriously when will the indian mindset change about safety gear on bikes. Atleast a helmet dude! And the most probable reason for them is that they cannot show off as there faces aren't visible in a helmet..

    Even from that perspective, I think a fully geared up biker looks way better

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  • amit_ss125
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    Yesterday i had been to my client's office in Kandivali.

    I entered the office, removed my Spartan Icarus Jacket, Cramster Gloves and left them at the reception along with my LS2 lid.

    Went upstairs, had a word with client and was ready to leave when the client said that he is also coming down for a smoke.

    Went with him and collected my gear from the reception. Looking at the gear he asked me what bike do i ride and why so much gear. Told him abt the safety part and my ride (Yamaha SS 125) which he was not able to visualize. So went downstairs and showed him the bike.

    His reaction: yeh Bike !!! is pey sey gir k bhi koi tutta marta hai kya? nahi rey. Kyun itna darr k jeeta hai. agar bullet hoti to samaj sakta tha. (This Bike !!!. I dont think so that any body will die if he falls from this bike. Why live so scared. I can understand if it would have been a bullet)

    Me : ??? . Simply geareed up, listented to his bullshit and left the moment he finished his cigratte...

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  • ashwinprakas
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    Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
    Don't know if its posted before, but here's what I remembered from the (again) old XBHP jokes thread.

    (Some time < 2008, since it was from the initial few pages)

    2 blokes were discussing about the 'then' newly launched Bajaj Pulsar 150 DTSi.
    The smarty pants had his expert opinion: Bajaj Pulsar 150 DTSi has 1000cc and 150 is the amount of DTSi in it!

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    Now, what on earth is '150 amount of DTSi'?
    AwwMayGawd!!! My Discover has 100 amounts of DTSi in it :O

    Jokes apart, your post gave me brain damage

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  • Divya Sharan
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    Don't know if its posted before, but here's what I remembered from the (again) old XBHP jokes thread.

    (Some time < 2008, since it was from the initial few pages)

    2 blokes were discussing about the 'then' newly launched Bajaj Pulsar 150 DTSi.
    The smarty pants had his expert opinion: Bajaj Pulsar 150 DTSi has 1000cc and 150 is the amount of DTSi in it!

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    Now, what on earth is '150 amount of DTSi'?

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  • shadowgun
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    HAHAH

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    Ride Till The End...
    Last edited by shadowgun; 03-17-2014, 02:26 PM.

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  • harshavardhanchivate
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    Prateek, maybe he must be in John Abraham mode from Force movie where he picks up the bike.

    Sent from my Micromax A116 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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  • harshavardhanchivate
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    Beware anuj, he can be the guru the great Rajnikant.

    Sent from my Micromax A116 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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  • harshavardhanchivate
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    Lolzzzzzzzzzz.... Cant imagine what sort of engineers would they be if they became Auto Engineers. I so so wish they shouldn't be one. About this thread. It is full of jokes and fun. I wonder how can people be so dumb. The CC's of the engine are its top speed?! 300 bhp bike?! Even a busa needs a turbo for that sort of power.

    Sent from my Micromax A116 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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  • Bibhu
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    Everytime my friend takes out his yamaha ray, some guy or other asks "yamaha ki dio scooty hai?"

    Sent from my GT-I9001 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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  • ashwinprakas
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    One of my illiterate classmate who rides an Ambition just now said that Ambition shares the same headlight as Bullets. (FacePalm)

    Instant Update!

    He just said RD350 and Yezdi are the same. (ThighSlap)
    Last edited by ashwinprakas; 03-14-2014, 09:54 PM. Reason: He cracked another one.

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  • Rahul.g
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    Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
    When i was in tenth class,i had a #fenku friend,once he claimed that he stole a karizma,rode it at 200 km/hr (in delhi) then while he was riding at 200km/hr he saw a banyan tree approaching him,and being unable to brake in time,he just jumped off the bike and landed safely on road from 200km/hr,meanwhile karzima collapsed with the tree at 200km/hr and he ran away...

    Sent from my LG-P765 using xBhp Connect mobile app

    I have 3 words for him "teach me master"

    Sent from my LT26ii using xBhp Connect mobile app

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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Comment received just today :

    "Bhai batao toh aapki bike kaunsi hai. Bohot suna hai aapke and aapki bike ke baare me"

    After seeing the Duke(I am excluding the Yamaha ki hai na part!) : "Mast bike hai yaar! Meri cycle bhi bilkul aisi hi hai..single seat and 18 gears"

    WTF!

    Another one:

    Girl: Yaar yeh cc matlab kya hota hai bike me? (What is cc in a bike?)
    Guy: Pata nahi yaar. CC se bike ka wazan badhta hai (I don't know. CC increases the bike's weight)

    Last edited by Deathmate.Zed; 03-11-2014, 02:44 PM.

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  • ashwinprakas
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    I had a massive air leak on my zma and that meant I had to keep the throttle open else the bike would stall, so I was in traffic and eating away my clutch, and two on a FZ with shorts and not even a helmet started revving hard and gave me the sting eye, I was fully geared and my helmet was tinted so they couldnt see my face, I pointed at the carb shook my finger, they thought I was challengeing them for a race and,the moment the signal turned green sped off and it didnt bother me, untill they started to practice emergency braking. Felt bad for them, downshifted to 3rd, and stuck it, poor kids shouldve seen the look on their faces.

    Sent from my Nokia Lumia 720 using Tapatalk
    Last edited by Old Fox; 03-03-2014, 03:41 PM.

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