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  • vinay1552
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    My gf saw 200ns for the first time then she said look its pulsar 135 na in front of the owner of 200ns


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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
    When i was in tenth class,i had a #fenku friend,once he claimed that he stole a karizma,rode it at 200 km/hr (in delhi) then while he was riding at 200km/hr he saw a banyan tree approaching him,and being unable to brake in time,he just jumped off the bike and landed safely on road from 200km/hr,meanwhile karzima collapsed with the tree at 200km/hr and he ran away...

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    My god! I would have had a heart attack on seeing a banyan tree "approaching" me !!! Bad karma man..that banyan tree might have been the protecting soul of the Karizma owner from whom this guy must have stolen

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  • Deathmate.Zed
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    Few crazy comments i have recieved for my duke 200

    1.Guy1 at signal says to his pillion :"Yeh china ki bike hai. Pata hai mujhe" Pillion says "Australia ki hai bhai"

    2.Guy2 at signal says to his pillion : "Iska tyre kitna mota hai. Tubeless hai"
    Pillion " Isme hawa nahi bharte na?"
    Guy2: "Nahi! Tube hi nahi hai hawa kaha bharega? Sirf thoda sa pani maarna padta upar se"

    3."Yeh yamaha ki hai na! mast hai!"

    4. Guy: "which bike have you modified"
    Me: "I have not modified any bike. It is like this only. KTM Duke."
    Guy: "Ohh ok"
    Me: "Yeah"
    Guy: "Nice modification. How did you raise the rear of this bike so much?"
    Me: "I have not modified any bike. It is like this only. KTM Duke."
    Guy: "Ohh ok"
    Guy2: "Dude i know this is KTM not a modified bike"
    Me : (Finally someone sane)
    Guy2: "I saw the original duke standing in the showroom. Fully faired white colored bike. This(D200) is the india copy (he was referring to the RC8!!)
    Me: **Facepalm!!!!!!!!**

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  • HyperRetard
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    Originally posted by Aditya N Bharadwaj View Post
    Yep Ive got that too. People have also told me the duke will last longer than NS but what the chaps dont actually realise is if d200 is capable of 1L kms, so is NS. People actually thought that the rpm rising to 4-5k (due to bad carb setting) is due to some engine problem!

    Is that the idle RPM???
    Thats insane.

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  • Sushrut
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    Not on the bike but on my Airoh Speed fire helmet. Every other person goes berserk when they hear its cost, grabs it from my hands and examines it like Sherlock Holmes.
    Wonder why they get so pissed off over a Rs 7500 helmet but not over an overpriced smart phone

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  • Aditya N Bharadwaj
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    Originally posted by Manjunath Jadhav View Post
    Being the owner of a Bajaj bike(the NS), I am pretty much used to hearing things like "Bajaj trash", "garbage", "waste bike", "copy cat of FZ, but FZ is still better", "will fall apart in months", "why you bought this?" etc etc.
    Yep Ive got that too. People have also told me the duke will last longer than NS but what the chaps dont actually realise is if d200 is capable of 1L kms, so is NS. People actually thought that the rpm rising to 4-5k (due to bad carb setting) is due to some engine problem!

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  • hage bhai
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    blame that speedo,even splendors do 100...

    ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

    that happens a lot,even though rajdoot was a brand when i was a kid...
    Last edited by hage bhai; 02-10-2014, 05:32 PM.

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  • Divya Sharan
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    Originally posted by Manjunath Jadhav View Post
    Being the owner of a Bajaj bike(the NS), I am pretty much used to hearing things like "Bajaj trash", "garbage", "waste bike", "copy cat of FZ, but FZ is still better", "will fall apart in months", "why you bought this?" etc etc.
    Ignore such comments. BAL products have improved in their standards now. Meet the same people 2 years down the line. If you maintain the bike, it'll last 1L+ kms easily. Then you can enjoy their expressions.

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  • Manjunath Jadhav
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    Being the owner of a Bajaj bike(the NS), I am pretty much used to hearing things like "Bajaj trash", "garbage", "waste bike", "copy cat of FZ, but FZ is still better", "will fall apart in months", "why you bought this?" etc etc.
    Last edited by Manjunath Jadhav; 12-31-2013, 05:47 PM.

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  • Anuj_Gupta
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    Me on my Ns at a long redlight c.p.
    Two guys on fz came
    They- bhai ye kya hai,
    Me-(thinking kya hua bc)bike
    They-nahi yaar matlab kaunsi...?
    Me -pulsar 200ns
    They - rider to his pillion,abey yaar ye woh modified 200 pulsar hai joh bhaut phele( mahabharat ke samay LoL) aayi thi,jiska avi tv pe stuntbaazi karte hue ad bhi aaya tha, bjaj walo ne bas body change karke bechna shuru kar diya dubara..
    Me-watching redlight,still 180 sec to go.
    They- bhai kitne ki padi?
    Me-1 ki lagbag
    They- abey yaar tu bhi bewkuf ban gaya ,220 leta.usme 20 cc jyada hone se woh aaram se 250 ki speed touch kar deti hai,mere bade bhai ke pass bhi hai,
    Me- 250 bencho ye kya,kab,kaise...?
    They- ha bhai aur mene suna h ki ye 200 khali 120 tak hi jaati hai..(meanwhile the rear guy jumps from his seat)...says abey silencer kaha hai bhai...?
    Me-showing them ye raha( light is about to go green)
    They- rider- abey raaste me kahi tut ke gir gaya hoga,bajaj hai na..
    Green light, they gets smoked,me still thinking,yaar c.p. me bhi ese log....???

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    Last edited by Anuj_Gupta; 10-02-2013, 05:24 AM.

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  • Anuj_Gupta
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    When i was in tenth class,i had a #fenku friend,once he claimed that he stole a karizma,rode it at 200 km/hr (in delhi) then while he was riding at 200km/hr he saw a banyan tree approaching him,and being unable to brake in time,he just jumped off the bike and landed safely on road from 200km/hr,meanwhile karzima collapsed with the tree at 200km/hr and he ran away...

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  • Divya Sharan
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    Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
    Mech: Are bhai, carboretor nahi hai, jet nahi hai isme.. Aise hi ho jayega..
    Kid: Dudddeee, It is a sportbike... It will work just like that...

    Me: :banghead: bhagwan, agle janam me kutta bana na... Atleast i will be as dumb as the other dogs...:banghead:
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    The mech was right, the kid was not!

    Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
    Doesn't the ECU automatically adjust the AFR to match the increased air intake.
    +1. It does in all FI equipped bikes. One can't play with jets here.

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  • Cleaner
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    Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
    Me in garage getting bike serviced.
    Kid on R15 getting a k&n fff fitted(already had a dalda exhaust n 140 section rear)
    Me: How will you increase the fuel flow to match the increased air intake?
    College kid: Do the what to who now??
    Me: are you need to increase the flow of petrol too na?? Upjet the bike?
    Mech rushes in.
    Mech: Are bhai, carboretor nahi hai, jet nahi hai isme.. Aise hi ho jayega..
    Kid: Dudddeee, It is a sportbike... It will work just like that...

    Me: :banghead: bhagwan, agle janam me kutta bana na... Atleast i will be as dumb as the other dogs...:banghead:
    Doesn't the ECU automatically adjust the AFR to match the increased air intake.

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  • gyan_recl350
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    Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
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    Kid: Dudddeee, It is a sportbike... It will work just like that...
    Epic. Baap of all logic

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  • gyan_recl350
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    Originally posted by Soul_Hunter View Post
    Well here's one from me....2 days back when i was sitting with my friends and talking..one guy(actually a friend's friend) came along with his fazer and joined us....he saw my r15v2 parked by the side and started commenting about it

    Guy: Yaar why did u buy this bike...it's a total waste...it does not have any pillion comfort

    Me: No problem...i like to ride solo

    Guy: hmm....but this thing does not have any speed at all....my bike(fazer) can reach around 115 on 2nd gear itself and has a top speed of 170kmph and your bike's rear section is dangerous..it may break and fall down like into 2 halves when a pillion is sitting

    I was like

    I felt like its better not to just say anything or else that idiot would continue with stupid arguments
    Haa haa .. Ultimate intelligence at display again

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