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  • Shubz
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    Can anybody beat this?

    I was stopped by a guy who said, Sir - please stop, I want to ask you something about this bike.

    I stopped.

    He: How much is the bike sir?
    Me: 1,39L on road.
    He: 2nd hand?
    Me: No first hand.
    He: Sir you got cheated.
    Me: Why?
    He: Sir they gave you used bald tires.
    Me: Oh yeah man, I didn't notice this at all. I am going back to "service center" and ask for refund.
    He: Ok sir, Do that. It is your hard earned money.

    And yeah --> Bike: Duke 200.

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  • drrajsodhi
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    Originally posted by NaveenRk View Post
    1. China Bike?
    2. Will it give atleast 20 mileage.
    3. This Bike doesn't need exhaust?
    4. Does it run on Oxygen.(my fav)
    5. Why rear Tyre is bigger than front.
    6. Where are the remaining parts, did you take it mid way from the workshop.

    Bike: KTM Duke 200
    +++++
    china bike, abt mileage and about exhaust i heard a lot as having same bike. and a lot of more questions which i have posted in post 170

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  • Dreamwalker987
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    ^^ KTM Chinese hai
    it was the funniest of all....Lmao

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  • drrajsodhi
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    some questions which i have heard.

    Got KTM Duke 200 in ending march. Will post some questions which have been asked to me.
    1) Bhai yamaha ke hai kya?
    2) KTM chinese hai na?
    3) Back tyre aur seat mai bot jaga hai. Aap vaha box lagva dijye, storage ke jaga mil jai ge
    4) One person came and started pushing pillion side down and said, muje lagda agar mai press karuga to bike neche aa jaige.
    5) One said-kis company ke hai. other answered before i could say anything-yai pulsar 150 modify kara raxe hai.
    6) One said -itna bada radiator laga hai, kya diesel par chalte hai.
    I dont know from where such thoughts come to their minds? There are a lot more but just need to remember. Maybe next time.
    Drive Safe

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  • Dreamwalker987
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    An old experience...2008 when very few pulsar 220 FI were on the Road hardly ppl know about it and i was glad to have one. i use to study in Baramati 100 away in SE direction of pune.
    had funny comments and question like
    1)nice modification looks like dhoom bike....i was like WTF !
    2)Friends while taking a test ride as the bike was new...
    friend:dude i heard some weird sound while startup...
    me:Its a fuel pump man!
    friend:wow!!...
    3)an automobile engineer from piaggio company(baramati plant) test riding one of the auto suddenly stops me and does inquiry about the bike mileage, cost, blah blah blah...after completing conversation..i started my bike

    engg. guy: hey your bikes idling is too high would u like me to help u to reduce it and tune it properly
    me:its 220 cc bike naturally it will be having high idling and it is set by service center guys don't u worry about it.
    engg guy: still let me have a look
    me:sir it is not an auto rickshaw :P

    and a lot more funny stuff i don't remember much now
    damn those were weird and funny experiences i had...

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  • smartjais
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    Well this happened to me.., I and a friend stopped to drink some juice after a long drive. I was a standing a little away from my bike (Pulsar 220) Two characters came near it and were talking pointing something so i got near the bike again to see what they were doing.
    Guy 1 was saying Seems bajaj is copying yamaha. This entire thing has been lifted from the Fazer. See its the same front and the same 150 cc. Bajaj just got it into the market.... I was like lol but controled my laughter. The other guy was noding in agreement..
    When I sat on my bike the guy asks me Is it new? I said Yes. Its 53,000 right. I said its 1lak. He says its just 150cc. Why so costly? I showed him the 220 batch and said its 220 cc
    And I think The P220 came into the market before the fazer... lol
    dum guy...
    And I am getting tired of the question Kitna milage Milti hai? (ho much milage does your bike give?
    If I cared so much about milage would I have got a 220...lol

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  • smartjais
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    Originally posted by hellbreaker46 View Post
    This is the thread to visit after a break-up from your girl.
    Made my day

    Was kinda thinking the same!!! ...It really cheered me up...

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  • hellbreaker46
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    This is the thread to visit after a break-up from your girl.
    Made my day

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  • paradox
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    Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
    Here goes the list of our every Sunday dhabha dose of comedy circus by a person (rides hunk), always uses glares even though its not sunny, treats his hunk like M1, revving it to red line every time he cranks it, btw his brakes never works
    1. He is the guy who went with Rossi for a pillion ride on his M1.His hands were shivering while he was as a pillion on the m1..!
    2. He is the one who says that the YZF-R1 and the R1 are different because YZF R1 is inspired from R6 and is high as compared to R1
    3. He is the guy who says your bike is a sportsbike if you think you come to the Xbhp dhaba every sunday
    4. He is the guy who learnt how to dance from Hrithik Roshan
    5. He is the guy who says a Duke and a Fazer have the exact same rear tire
    6. He is the guy who sees a red fireblade and taps on the tank saying, "Ducati very nice"
    7. That guy spent 10,00,000 to learn biking from Rossi
    8. For him a fzs is a fz1..fazer 150..is a fazer 1
    9. Rossi constantly e-mails him the lap timings of Moto GP

    Will come up more if he visits dhabha this sunday. NTW we call him "hunky"

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  • prateek2210
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    Here goes the list of our every Sunday dhabha dose of comedy circus by a person (rides hunk), always uses glares even though its not sunny, treats his hunk like M1, revving it to red line every time he cranks it, btw his brakes never works
    1. He is the guy who went with Rossi for a pillion ride on his M1.His hands were shivering while he was as a pillion on the m1..!
    2. He is the one who says that the YZF-R1 and the R1 are different because YZF R1 is inspired from R6 and is high as compared to R1
    3. He is the guy who says your bike is a sportsbike if you think you come to the Xbhp dhaba every sunday
    4. He is the guy who learnt how to dance from Hrithik Roshan
    5. He is the guy who says a Duke and a Fazer have the exact same rear tire
    6. He is the guy who sees a red fireblade and taps on the tank saying, "Ducati very nice"
    7. That guy spent 10,00,000 to learn biking from Rossi
    8. For him a fzs is a fz1..fazer 150..is a fazer 1
    9. Rossi constantly e-mails him the lap timings of Moto GP

    Will come up more if he visits dhabha this sunday. NTW we call him "hunky"
    Last edited by prateek2210; 05-01-2012, 07:52 PM.

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  • Rahul.Gvli
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    Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
    Sri is <F.I>
    Nitin is the famous L.P

    Thanks Prateek !
    And what have you done <F.I> & L.P. I am so disappointed... We all wanted him on xBhp to get those valuable / knowledgable / out-of-the-world expert comments. Now we've missed the chance...

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  • prateek2210
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    Originally posted by Rahul.Gvli View Post
    BTW who are Sriram & Nitin Gupta ? Are they on xBhp ???
    Sri is <F.I>
    Nitin is the famous L.P

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  • Rahul.Gvli
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    Originally posted by HarishK View Post
    I Hate XBHP coz it never has some real knowledgeable conversation like this,

    Oohhh god... please... I can't take it any more... heart attack aa jayega yar...

    BTW who are Sriram & Nitin Gupta ? Are they on xBhp ???

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  • saipranav
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    Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
    @Saipranav : Want to die laughing? He has got 4 profiles.

    I should sue you for trying to kill me :P

    BTW, there is a classmate of mine (R15 V1 owner) who argues that the R15 V2 is actually R125 and it is being sold as R15 because the name is more attractive... he even argues that the R125 is more powerful than R15

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  • prateek2210
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    Originally posted by saipranav View Post
    ROFL. This guy is amazing... and i just realised he has two FB profiles.
    @Saipranav : Want to die laughing? He has got 4 profiles.

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