I just cant get past that Sunny dude and Lazy *** dude o_O :O

Mr J Khan*a is quite famous I must say

chk this out.... after filling 91 octane in activa it can smoke a 150c.c. bike...

Now i seriously think i need to upgrade from my ACTIVA to something better atleast a Bike. As of now i feel i am going down and things are getting Tougher now days. I need some real competition and every single people out there who loves to Ride or Drive Fast and Recklessly. Start Learning how to Control and Test Your Limits as it will Help in out smarting the Cop Lamers. But when i get 91 Octane or more Fuel filled in my Activa (Stock) it gets ready to be Unleashed and can smoke a Bike upto 150cc in 0-60 km/hr Drag and even give it a Hard Time. As seeing Cops are getting more bigger Capacity Bikes so i am thinking of upgrading from my ACTIVA to a YAMAHA 250cc Bike which is not available and i am waiting for that.

I Hate XBHP coz it never has some real knowledgeable conversation like this,

1. China Bike?
2. Will it give atleast 20 mileage.
3. This Bike doesn't need exhaust?
4. Does it run on Oxygen.(my fav)
5. Why rear Tyre is bigger than front.
6. Where are the remaining parts, did you take it mid way from the workshop.

Bike: KTM Duke 200

We didn't know what TVS was up to, and he knows what TVS will bring in 2013, and CBR400r...... *feels pity*

He's back

Not able to get more from BZT,



Update...

Happened last morning.
I go to a roadside helmet vendor (no shops around here,none at all) to get a visor replaced.

The helmet guy: 'yeh yamaha ki hai na?'
Me: haan..
The guy: 'kal hi same model dekha. Par colour alag tha. Same to same gaadi. Par woh Bajaj ki thi.'

Mine is a White L.E. R15 v2.0.

A few more incidents which I witnessed-

I went to this petrol pump near my house to meet my friend who recently installed a Termi Full System on his Diavel and pure blissful the sound was. When he starts the bike and is about to leave, I overhear someone behind me saying "Tractor ki awaaz aa rahi hai, kyun paise barbaad karte hai ye log, Hayabusa ya R1 le lete " .I really felt like turning around and give him a brief one hour lecture on L-Twins, Termignonis and Desmo Sound, but I was like What The Hell , he'll probably think I am speaking some foreign language.

On a recent trip to Neemrana, went as a pillion on an FZ1 Fazer. There were a total of 3 bikes, an R1, a CBR 250 and the FZ. Now the other two riders took a wrong turn so while they had to backtrack, we stopped outside a Tea-Shop and got ourselves some refreshments. And within minutes, the bike is swarmed by curious villagers who came to see what kind of alien ship had landed on their soil. After answering a few of the regular questions, one big and fat sethji kind of guy sitting on a cushioned bench just next to the tea shop calls me and asks the million dollar question - "Iske tyre puncture hote hai?" pointing to the 190/50 rear tire. I was in splits but I am sure he couldn't have seen me laughing because I had my helmet on. After a 5 second delay replied "Hote hai but alag type ka puncture hote hai". I was smiling the whole day thinking about that question

Another incident when I was going with the Delhi HOG. We stopped at the toll way waiting for the rest of the riders to regroup and as usual publicity is attained within minutes. I was standing next to a Road King and this guy stops his battered Swift with a dabba exhaust and excessively tinted windows in front of our convoy. The moment I saw him, I realized a stupid question is inbound. By the time he came near me, the engines were fired up which meant it's time to mount. And moments before we are about to leave he asks me "Aap wheelies maarte ho?" My mind's instant reaction was WTF! Never thought a 370 kilo touring motorcycle would be the ideal wheelie machine. Unfortunately as we were in the process of leaving, couldn't respond to his question

A tip to all superbikers who are faced with the following question- How much does it cost?

Answer- Got it free with a bottle of Thumbs-Up. As recommended by a fellow R1 rider. He says the clueless stare that they see on the person's face, is a million percent worth watching!

Okay I optimistically come here to post my contribution to this thread, only to see that all have them have already been put up, great . Now after having played the role of the key publicist of Dr. Sunny Bzt's theory I also happened to spot his keen follower, Lazy Lekh. God knows why these fanboys have such lame and wannabe names!

^^ ROFLMAO..Maybe we should invite him for a DIY session about learning about RPM Vs BHP stuff & i definitely wouldn't mind taking a bus & coming to Chennai to attend that!

Roflmao.roflmao.roflmao

Kamleh Kanda Part 2.

Guys lets invite him here at xBhp with all his 15 SBKs.

Sooper saar!

that guy seems to be not only a wannabe biker but also a wannabe mathematician!

Harish sir plzz keep them coming, these funny comments by dillusional people have made my day