This is going to be the worst of all...

I was talking about how Pulsar dominates the market compared to ZMX series & then the other person says BAL is blindly cheating people. When I asked how, he says, the older 180cc's has been marketed as present 150CC's, the older 200's are made as present 180's & the 220 remains the same & that's the main reason why BAL withdrew P200.

What made the above statement worst was that, the person who said this is a mechanic

Josh with his Gixxer 1000, entered wayanad on his trip & had to park in front of a tea stall as it was a tiring ride with the bike. The tea guy "How did you guys manage to fix the matador Engine in this?" Shocked by his words, we just went pale, paid the money & moved on!

A local kid saw six speed on the side of my gs150r and proclaimed "I will give you my cycle if you give me your bike, my cycle has 18 gears!!" Just patted him on this head, laughed and sent him along.

This is something that is actually true in some sense

Since my RXZ is in shambles, I suddenly decided to take it to the mechanic and get the engine running, at least. While I was dragging the bike, a physically handicapped guy on his tricycle accompanied by one of his mates makes this comment in astonichment "o dekh, kitti purani bike hai". (look at that, how old is this bike)

This happened to me during my last Munar ride with my friends.One of them had got an avenger 200.NOT EVEN A SINGLE PERSON RECOGNISED IT TO BE A BAJAJ PRODUCT. They refused to accept until we should the logo on the tank.Some even went to the extent of declaring it to be a new model from Royal enfield or even Harley.We were enjoying the comments that were pouring. The last comment was done by a college student from Kerala(either this guy is totally illiterate ,coming from a 100% literate state or he is plain dumb).I wonder how people can make such comments without having even 1% of the knowledge about the product.

I parked my bike on the side of a road to take a phone call. There was a fruit seller standing a little ahead of me with his fruit cart. As he saw me hang up and put the phone back in my pocket...he looks at my bike (R15) and the questions start:

FS=fruit seller, Me=Me

FS: Bideshi hai kya (Is is imported?)
Me: Haa thodi bahut(Yes...almost)

FS: Kitne ki Hai (What's the price of this?)
Me: Ek lakh ke upar jaata hai (Costs over a lakh)

Come's closer and notices that there's no kick. FS: Lath marke chalu karne wali cheez yeh dabbe mein chupa di hai kya? (Is the kick start hidden in the fairing(box in his words)?)
Me: Iske saath woh nahi aata hai (No kickstart for this bike)

FS: Ek lakh ki gaadi aur kick nahi hai? (Costs over a lakh and no kick start?)
Me: Company ke paas paisa kam pad gaya tha (Company couldn't afford to put more money into it)

By now my patience is running out...but I want to complete this wonderful conversation. So I play along

FS: Accha thik hai Abherage (average) kitna deti hai? (Alright, so whats the mileage on this one?)
Me: Aapke Gaadi se toh kam hi deti hai (Much less than your fruit cart)

FS grins, I grin back at him and leave

ROFL, where are the extra seats dude? How did you install them on a Busa?

Sorry guys if it sounded wierd...tried to give a simple explanation

Six riders, including Kriss on Hyabusa, went for a ride to Pocharam. We stopped at a Dhaba to have our lunch. We all parked our bikes outside the Dhaba, and Kriss requested the owner of the Dhaba and parked the Hyabusa inside to avoid attention. Now the most interesting part happened. The server there asked me where are the xtra seats for the Busa. I was confused for a moment and after seeing the question mark on my face, the server wondered how we all sat on the Busa. I was speechless and when I asked the same question to Kriss and the group, they were speechless initially and then burst in to laughter.

I was once almost manhandled in thane trying to explain that the R15 is a 150CC bike and is a bike already avaliable in India...! The bugger just didnt believe it!

of all people asking on roads-- this is the best explanation on the forum -- LOL

many bikes nowadays have just the toe part of the shift pedal, not the heel part...most people use their toe for shifting gears in such bikes....like the apache

that means "sir, why have you cut the gear lever to half."

Can anyone please translate this...? As I don't understand Hindi well..

ahahaha...