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  • aryan rajvanshi
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    This happens to me last year-

    I went to honda service center for my unicorn disc(lot of heating).A service center guy take my bike for a spin and he is coming back from the lane opposite to the divider and on the middle of the road he is suspecting something.....when he comes back he asked me a million dollar question-

    "bhaisahab aapne iska gear lever aadha katwa kyon diya" can you imagine.........

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  • rubber_stamp_champ
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    Originally posted by jd666 View Post
    ^^ mine is better and bigger than yours... for sure!!! lol!! !

    - on the ninja - whats so special about this bike?

    - you couldve bought a car instead!

    - The bottom will hit each and every speedbreaker out of the showroom. I simply replied, yes, thats exactly what im gonna do, Grind the bottom on every speedbreaker i can find!! lol!!

    - The average will be quite bad ( i have never checked the average! ), i said yeah, maybe around 18-22kmpl!!! haha.

    - The R15 plastic body will get damaged when it falls over. - its a hard time explaining to them thats its more functional than aesthetical. And only sane riders should ride it else there will be crashes.


    BTW i have started telling everyone that my ninja is a modified pulsar. Less attention that ways!

    ROFL...the modified pulsar part is funny

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  • Coplay@180
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    Originally posted by niks_devil666 View Post
    A frnd once said - "Bullet 350 is 3.5 HP , because 100 cc = 1 HP"
    Showed the bullet machismo 350 brochure , it said 18bhp.
    He says , this is the brake ka horse power not engine ka !!! :O
    I laughed for 5 minutes flat for this one man. seriously hilarious

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  • Bestofrivals
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    It was last year story i got My Karizma crashed with a cyclist ( an old man ) coming from wrong side. After sometime people gathered and started scolding me but some people were justifying that cyclist was wrong .In the mean time that Cyclist's Son came furiously and said " Ohhh ye bike hai yeh toh 100 se kam chalti hi nahi, yahi tez chala raha hoga".

    I literally laughed a lot after coming from there.Silly people

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  • whizzkid_ram
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    A true story

    My friend bought R15 & got it to RTO for the first time..Here the conversation goes between my friend & brake inspector..

    My friend: Sir, Could you please inspect my new ride & approve for registration?

    Ins: Yes, where is your vehicle?

    My friend: Here it is sir.

    Ins: Being seen the bike...What is this? You have brought your new bike after the modification for registration? Full fairing mod, Dual Headlight?? I won't approve it..

    My friend:

    As he ain't accepted it, My friend went to Yammy showroom & brought the brochure of R15 & a sales person to explain about the new bike that yamaha has launched & finally got the registration done

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  • darkknight
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    Originally posted by brijen.gamer View Post
    I met a guy on road he was having karisma zma and started arguing that his bike is better in pickup than p220 and also that his bike is 223cc and p220 is only 220cc lol lol... again he said ki hero honda ki bikes ke pickup agar 17bhp hai to pulsar ke 21bhp ke barabar hota hai .... I was like going to fall from my bike he was a good joker .... at the end he asked to race I put my bike in 2nd gear and full rpm and smoked him up... hahaha...

    one more time one person was saying ki karisma zmr p220 ke saat r15 kuch nahi hai .saale ko koi yamaha ka engine quality bata deta ...

    there are many guys....
    one man said ki "ye bike(zmr) kitne ki hai" my frnd said above 1 lakh the man replied "better brought a nano" ... lol...
    I find the above comments crazy enough

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  • JitenMistry
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    Some time ago, I had conversion with rode side viewer on My R15

    Viewer: Nice bike, how much you paid for this?
    I: 1.10K
    Viewer: Oh that much! Must be bigger CC bike, how much CC it has?
    I: 150cc
    Viewer: Only 150cc, then the price is really too much.
    I: (with smile) because of Yamaha offering good technology on it.
    Viewer: What?
    I: (I was not in good mood so just reply with one word to stopping conversion) Like car have radiator, same this bike has also radiator, so think how precious bike is?
    Viewer: ???

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  • brijen.gamer
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    I met a guy on road he was having karisma zma and started arguing that his bike is better in pickup than p220 and also that his bike is 223cc and p220 is only 220cc lol lol... again he said ki hero honda ki bikes ke pickup agar 17bhp hai to pulsar ke 21bhp ke barabar hota hai .... I was like going to fall from my bike he was a good joker .... at the end he asked to race I put my bike in 2nd gear and full rpm and smoked him up... hahaha...

    one more time one person was saying ki karisma zmr p220 ke saat r15 kuch nahi hai .saale ko koi yamaha ka engine quality bata deta ...

    there are many guys....
    one man said ki "ye bike(zmr) kitne ki hai" my frnd said above 1 lakh the man replied "better brought a nano" ... lol...

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  • frankpilli
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    1. when people see my P 220 DTS-Fi, they'll ask about the price, (95 K on road) and then tell me that i should have brought a second hand Maruti-800 for that money

    2. some fools, after looking at the Lo-beam projector, tells me its an LED inside. some even argue with me

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  • badbikerboy
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    Originally posted by rubber_stamp_champ View Post

    A dude came on his ZMA and started asking about the 220. "The top speed", he asked...I said it goes up to 135, as the company mentions it. "karizma isse tez jati hai"...I asked as to how fast..."160" was the answer!!!
    almost same happened with me, i overheard two guys and just replace ZMA with ZMR...
    moral of the story- (more the fairing, more the top speed)

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  • Binoy
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    Originally posted by niks_devil666 View Post
    A frnd once said - "Bullet 350 is 3.5 HP , because 100 cc = 1 HP"
    Showed the bullet machismo 350 brochure , it said 18bhp.
    He says , this is the brake ka horse power not engine ka !!! :O
    LOL that was really funny... and is he your friend? better give him a good meaty slap...

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  • Sandeep_K_Ram
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    Took my RXZ 5 speed to trusted mechanics shop - small shop in narrow lane - most ppl there see only pulsars - even the only ZMA to come to his shop is mine....

    Idiot 1 " This bike is the best ... no pulsar, no karishma, no nothing - by the time they put second gear, this will have touched 100"

    Idiot 2 "Oh houda ...saar ..yeshtu mileage kodotte ? (What mileage ?)

    Idiot 1 " It gives 50kpl "

    Idiot 2 " Saar gaadi sale maado idea ideeya ? (Wanna sell ?) "



    The other thing I remember ...

    A security guard in my office pointed to my Roadking and was telling something to his colleague. Dunno what other bullshit he told him, but as I passed him I could hear him tell him that its a 500 cc Diesel ! WTF ?
    Last edited by Sandeep_K_Ram; 08-09-2010, 03:01 PM.

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  • niks_devil666
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    A frnd once said - "Bullet 350 is 3.5 HP , because 100 cc = 1 HP"
    Showed the bullet machismo 350 brochure , it said 18bhp.
    He says , this is the brake ka horse power not engine ka !!! :O

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  • kain
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    Originally posted by sunilg View Post
    Topic approved.
    Thanks sunilji..

    I was waiting for the lst two days to see this thread..

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  • jd666
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    ^^ mine is better and bigger than yours... for sure!!! lol!! !

    - on the ninja - whats so special about this bike?

    - you couldve bought a car instead!

    - The bottom will hit each and every speedbreaker out of the showroom. I simply replied, yes, thats exactly what im gonna do, Grind the bottom on every speedbreaker i can find!! lol!!

    - The average will be quite bad ( i have never checked the average! ), i said yeah, maybe around 18-22kmpl!!! haha.

    - The R15 plastic body will get damaged when it falls over. - its a hard time explaining to them thats its more functional than aesthetical. And only sane riders should ride it else there will be crashes.


    BTW i have started telling everyone that my ninja is a modified pulsar. Less attention that ways!

    Leave a comment:

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