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  • #16
    LOL nice ones ricci
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    • #17
      good one rahul

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      • #18
        gud collection.
        always heard them never as a collection though.
        http://www.boomspeed.com/gigaroc/hellsing-gif5.gif Die Die Die...

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        • #19
          very nice ones makes u ponder
          IF U HATE FLYING , TRY BIKING WITH ME

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          • #20

            I dont look for trouble , trouble finds me !

            Nobody's perfect , and I am nobody , so I am perfect .

            Be careful of what you wish for , you might get it .

            The best punishment for a man who steals your wife is to let him keep her.

            Nice OneS Ricci
            www.flickr.com/maniya

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            • #21
              nice collection mate...keep it up..and keep the database growing..

              BTW I did not see "Burn the rubber, not the soul" anywhere...[:d] just kidding mate.
              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/rash_rp/sig.jpg
              http://www.flickr.com/photos/18649556@N00/

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              • #22
                cool collection.....but 2 long for no. plate
                http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...ittal007/m.jpg

                http://www.bikepics.com/pictures/273399/

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                • #23

                  Very good collection of very good phrases. keep it up & post more soon.
                  180DTSi-P800-N6600: Great Combination of power & style.And now upgrading to Comet 250-P900, means greater power and more style.

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                  • #24
                    Awesome stuff guys!!
                    Almost all of'em are genuine!!
                    Unlike cats we\'ve got only one life....ride carefully...

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                    • #25
                      Not exactly a one liner but still thot its worth sharing

                      Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
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                      • #26
                        lol Techno !
                        Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

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                        • #27
                          yeah man i cudn't stop laughing for a long time when i came across this one )
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                          • #28
                            Cool collection Rahul... Keep it growing...

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                            • #29
                              every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief...
                              all kill their imagination, then sing about the grief.

                              Love is blindness, i dont wanna see

                              u know jesus used to show me the way...
                              then they put jesus in show business...
                              now its hard to get in the door.

                              the faster thee all...
                              the harder the fall...

                              woman needs a man...
                              like a fish needs a bicycle...

                              i cant hold on to you...
                              when all u got is hurt.
                              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../martin_02.gif \"Work like you don\'t need the money, love like you\'ve never been hurt, live like
                              there is no tomorrow, dance like no one is watching, ride like you own the roadz!\"
                              http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4.../martin_03.gif

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                              • #30
                                Just came across this one....

                                "When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness..."


                                :-)

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