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  • sarada06884
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    Re: OT: Bunch of One liners...

    Originally posted by L.P. View Post
    My 2 Pence:

    1)Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.. Hence,,RIDE FAST

    2) DO NOT OVERTAKE
    people who do,will be shot,and survivors will be shot again..
    Do they seriously mean this? I have also seen bikes with warnings like "drive carefully becoz I drive careless".
    What does this mean in the real world?

    Sent from my Lenovo A6000 using xBhp.com mobile app

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  • satyenpoojary
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    why are there so many double posts in this thread?

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  • nightwing
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    The promise given was a necessity of the past,the word broken is a necessity of the present.

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  • joshuasam400
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    Here are some from my end......

    "Better to be a racer for a moment, than a spectator for a lifetime"

    "Motocross is a contact sport, see you in the first corner"

    Go faster until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

    "Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and Nitrous Oxide is for RACING!"

    If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough!!!

    "If its too loud, your too old"

    The difference between the men and the boys....................is the speed of their toys.

    "My bike is not leaking oil, she is just marking her territory"

    ItS NoT HoW YoU StAnD BeSiDe UrE RiDe...ItS HoW YoU RiDe It!!!!

    Turbo lag is my way of giving you a head start.

    For all other sports you need one ball, but for racing you need TWO.

    My girl friend said "The next time you go racing, im gonna leave you".
    Oh God, im gonna miss her.....

    Bikers always try it with different ANGLES.

    Cheers,
    Josh!!!

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  • EL LOCO DIABLO
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    Dunno if this is good enough but here's my shot at uh..... "one-lining"

    Egostic:
    "If i'm in front of you, that's probably because i'm better than you"

    Scientific:
    "There's no such thing as too much power" (My favourite)

    Cool:
    "If you are not scared enough then you are not going fast enough"

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  • kriss
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    one more

    " Dont stare at me you pervert "

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  • kriss
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    SAw this on the rear of a TATA safari


    Dont laugh at me... Your daughter might be inside

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  • L.P.
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    ONE MORE:

    HONK IF YOUR'e HORNY

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  • L.P.
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    Originally posted by cal View Post
    kick ass lines. lol.
    My 2 Pence:

    1)Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.. Hence,,RIDE FAST

    2) DO NOT OVERTAKE
    people who do,will be shot,and survivors will be shot again..

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  • cal
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    kick ass lines. lol.

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  • rpmboy
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    its a good collection,
    thats my submission,
    with ur permission,
    wanna add my condition.

    i.e nice 1 liners bro !!!!

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  • iomega
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    check out the one that puts a stop to all else..

    " F U C K 'em ALL"

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  • iomega
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    check out the one that puts a stop to all else..

    " F U C K 'em ALL"

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  • kar1zma
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    nice

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  • kar1zma
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    nice

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