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OT: Bunch of One liners...

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  • b_punit
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    Cool collection Rahul... Keep it growing...

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  • Technocrat
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    yeah man i cudn't stop laughing for a long time when i came across this one )

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  • Ricci
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    lol Techno !

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  • Technocrat
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    Not exactly a one liner but still thot its worth sharing

    Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals

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  • shravan-316
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    Awesome stuff guys!!
    Almost all of'em are genuine!!

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  • chetan_pulsar
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    Very good collection of very good phrases. keep it up & post more soon.

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  • widow_maker
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    cool collection.....but 2 long for no. plate

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  • rash_rp
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    nice collection mate...keep it up..and keep the database growing..

    BTW I did not see "Burn the rubber, not the soul" anywhere...[:d] just kidding mate.

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  • lovemax
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    I dont look for trouble , trouble finds me !

    Nobody's perfect , and I am nobody , so I am perfect .

    Be careful of what you wish for , you might get it .

    The best punishment for a man who steals your wife is to let him keep her.

    Nice OneS Ricci

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  • s_bahi
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    very nice ones makes u ponder

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  • sk8er
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    gud collection.
    always heard them never as a collection though.

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  • nSu
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    good one rahul

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  • Technocrat
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    LOL nice ones ricci

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  • Ricci
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    some more :

    I dont look for trouble , trouble finds me !

    Nobody's perfect , and I am nobody , so I am perfect .

    Be careful of what you wish for , you might get it .

    The best punishment for a man who steals your wife is to let him keep her.

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  • tiger
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    nice cartoon Nazster

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