Archived Thread:The Poser Diaries..

[Legend Racer]

o God

cheers to all posers.sad that this happens in 100% literate state,KERALA.
i not talking of any bike poser,but about some real stupid people.i think they really top the list!!!my dad owns a petroleum retail outlet.some days i pay a visit.most of the days i get surprised by some idiotic facts.i shall list a few.stupids come and say..........
.hey man dispense the fuel very very slowly.don't you know air comes out instead of fuel and you wanna make me a fool?THE FACT-most modern dispensing units have very high speed to deliver and a minimum error of 1 or 2 ml.
.i don't want fuel from this unit.i use point 1 unit daily,coz i get more mileage from that and what you thought,i won't find out?you add kerosene in point 2 unit.THE FACT-point 1 and 2 units, both deliver fuel from the same reservoir under the floor.you are getting same quality fuel from both units.
.Esp: auto wallas, pour oil first.No,after petrol.no wait, pour both into this jar.i will mix them well and pour myself.then only it goes well into engine.i ve more experience than other guys.i know to take care of my engine.THE FACT-normally oil is poured first,then petrol (coz if its oil second then some would be on walls of tank) and thats enough.above all he doesn't use oil as per recommendation.50ml for a liter and sometimes more.says depends on road and load.
.don't give me Xtra Premium petrol or Xtra Mile diesel.it will jam the engine.more money and less engine life.you fool people by dirty tricks.THE FACT-IOC company is the leading oil supplier in India.and Xtra Premium is a high class petrol with 91 octane and other additives that give more smoothness and less friction in engines with higher performance.same with Xtra Mile diesel.
.i cant turn off my vehicle for fuel filling,coz i don't want to waste fuel by starting and turning off every time.THE FACT-Its a rule in every petroleum outlet that vehicle must be turned off before fuel filling.this is to ensure that no spark comes due to short circuits or other reasons and cause an accident.products are highly inflammable.
.i will use mobile phone,i even use in police station and in court.you all are not above that.THE FACT-the IC chips in mobile phones can be hazardous as they can give out sparks.
.after using the quality check paper,"don't fool me".these fake papers are made by you.THE FACT-quality check papers are provided by company to give a fast and reliable quality check for their product.the colour would change according to the bad quality.
solutions are welcome to make these idiots understand.
sincerely saying.being a rider i knew good fuel is like good food to us.i was damn happy when my dad started this outlet.what we get from IOC terminal is what we sell.Every time when the quality checkers check,its 10/10.from my own experience using a first class quality fuel means a lot.its a world of difference.and using higher grades alone means more performance.you should not mix the normal fuel with higher ones.
our retail outlet is on NH 208 connecting TN and Kerala.Its the last retail outlet in kerala while going towards TN.Its just 8 kms near to Thenmala eco tourism.IOC retail outlet,Dhanavarsha fuels.So check out if you pass on this highway.quench your thirst for pure fuel.

[sajjt]

cheers to all posers.sad that this happens in 100% literate state,KERALA.
i not talking of any bike poser,but about some real stupid people.i think they really top the list!!!my dad owns a petroleum retail outlet.some days i pay a visit.most of the days i get surprised by some idiotic facts.i shall list a few.stupids come and say..........
.hey man dispense the fuel very very slowly.don't you know air comes out instead of fuel and you wanna make me a fool?THE FACT-most modern dispensing units have very high speed to deliver and a minimum error of 1 or 2 ml.
.i don't want fuel from this unit.i use point 1 unit daily,coz i get more mileage from that and what you thought,i won't find out?you add kerosene in point 2 unit.THE FACT-point 1 and 2 units, both deliver fuel from the same reservoir under the floor.you are getting same quality fuel from both units.
.Esp: auto wallas, pour oil first.No,after petrol.no wait, pour both into this jar.i will mix them well and pour myself.then only it goes well into engine.i ve more experience than other guys.i know to take care of my engine.THE FACT-normally oil is poured first,then petrol (coz if its oil second then some would be on walls of tank) and thats enough.above all he doesn't use oil as per recommendation.50ml for a liter and sometimes more.says depends on road and load.
.don't give me Xtra Premium petrol or Xtra Mile diesel.it will jam the engine.more money and less engine life.you fool people by dirty tricks.THE FACT-IOC company is the leading oil supplier in India.and Xtra Premium is a high class petrol with 91 octane and other additives that give more smoothness and less friction in engines with higher performance.same with Xtra Mile diesel.
.i cant turn off my vehicle for fuel filling,coz i don't want to waste fuel by starting and turning off every time.THE FACT-Its a rule in every petroleum outlet that vehicle must be turned off before fuel filling.this is to ensure that no spark comes due to short circuits or other reasons and cause an accident.products are highly inflammable.
.i will use mobile phone,i even use in police station and in court.you all are not above that.THE FACT-the IC chips in mobile phones can be hazardous as they can give out sparks.
.after using the quality check paper,"don't fool me".these fake papers are made by you.THE FACT-quality check papers are provided by company to give a fast and reliable quality check for their product.the colour would change according to the bad quality.
solutions are welcome to make these idiots understand.
sincerely saying.being a rider i knew good fuel is like good food to us.i was damn happy when my dad started this outlet.what we get from IOC terminal is what we sell.Every time when the quality checkers check,its 10/10.from my own experience using a first class quality fuel means a lot.its a world of difference.and using higher grades alone means more performance.you should not mix the normal fuel with higher ones.
our retail outlet is on NH 208 connecting TN and Kerala.Its the last retail outlet in kerala while going towards TN.Its just 8 kms near to Thenmala eco tourism.IOC retail outlet,Dhanavarsha fuels.So check out if you pass on this highway.quench your thirst for pure fuel.

Nice navigation tip for Thenmala trip.

Good ones but its quite easy to find those too.

Some thing off topic: U cant blame these fellows bcz some of the retailers made them to speak so due to adultered fuel. So what ever u do they will see with their suspicius eyes. There r dealers giving adultered fuel, with kerosene, or what ever is feasible for them. But there r many idiots who doesnt know the importance of good quality petrol too. And one more thing, using prem fuel in old vehicles and autos there wont be much diff as the modern MPFI engines can benefit more from this. Am I wrong?

And about switching off when fueling: Using logic,once u finish filling, u need to start the engine there itself while the other side of the vending machine is filling another. No one is cared about for waiting till the other fueling is finished, nor the other operator. If u've the courtsey to wait till that is finished, the guy behind u will become crazy and start honking as if he wants atttend natures call. While starting an engine, the starter motor makes a lot of sparks and are very very high when compared to be in idle. And short circuits, it can happen even the engine is off as mostly keep the key position on ACC mode even mee too.

[asphalt]

Saw this today at a mall's parking. The rear monoshock, rear disc and hugger was rather neat.

[sheelpriye]

A. If you don't wear gear you're a squid.

B. If you wear too much gear you're a squid.

C. If you wear gear and it doesn't match you're a squid.

D. If you wear gear and it does match you're a squid.

E. If you ride too fast you're a squid.

F. If you ride too slow you're a squid.

G. If your bike is in disrepair you're a squid.

H. If your bike is prestine you're a squid.

I. If you have chicken strips you're a squid.

J. If you took your chicken strips off on the street you're a squid.

K. If you took your chicken strips off with a file (me) you're a squid.

L. If you are a beginner you are a squid.

M. If you know everything you're a squid.

N. If you stunt you're a squid.

O. If you blast canyons you're a squid.

P. If you ride a cruiser you're a squid.

Q. If you ride a sport bike you're a squid.

R. If you ride wheelies on the street you're a squid.

S. If you do stoppies on the street you're a squid.

T. If your gear doesn't match your bike you're a squid.

U. If your gear does match your bike you're a squid.

V. If you ride a liter bike you're a squid.

W. If you don't ride a liter bike you're a squid.

X. If you put product stickers on your bike you're a squid.

Y. If you have carbon fiber splashed all over your bike you're a squid.

Z. If you hang out on internet chat boards all day long instead of riding, you're a squid.

[sheelpriye]

Take this test--
SQUID PURITY TEST

my result was--
So far, 16405 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 84 (from 0 to 100), and 9 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.

[chicane1879]

Take this test--
SQUID PURITY TEST

my result was--
So far, 16405 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 84 (from 0 to 100), and 9 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.

My Result!!

So far, 16406 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 28 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a complete fool with no sense of responsibility of propriety, and a glaring discredit to their genre.


I tried every possible way to gain the sentence in bolds!!

[sheelpriye]

Your score indicates that you are a complete fool with no sense of responsibility of propriety, and a glaring discredit to their genre.


I tried every possible way to gain the sentence in bolds!!

and you got them

[abhijeet080808]

My Result!!

So far, 16406 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 28 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a complete fool with no sense of responsibility of propriety, and a glaring discredit to their genre.


I tried every possible way to gain the sentence in bolds!!

Mine -

So far, 16411 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 0 (from 0 to 100), and 115 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an absolute moron and a danger to society who should be thrown in jail until their last breath. A grade of 0 is very unusual, and quite disturbing! You didn't just press the SUBMIT button without answering the questions, did you?

I too tried every possible way to get the sentence in bold!!

[mAYs]

lol my results..



So far, 16415 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 57 (from 0 to 100), and 1 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.

[Yasir Qaiyum]

My result---
So far, 16418 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 67 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.

[chiku181]

My score

So far, 16422 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 73 (from 0 to 100), and 11 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good

[jasmeetsinghchawla]

So far, 16424 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 69 (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.
A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a buffoon who doesn't take motorcycling nearly serious enough.

[Ishwinder]

So far, 16429 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 73 (from 0 to 100), and 2 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good.



I think they just had a calculator mistake...

[mAYs]

worst day of my byking..
I'm tryin to overtake a bus on zig-zag road i almost overtook the bus suddenly a head pops out of the window and spits mouthful of "PAAAN"..Fell all over me n my bike(thankfully was wearing helmet so not on my face)..m like "bloody mother f****r"..
i overtook the bus stopped middle of the road,climbed the bus went to that person and gave 1 tight slap n walked out from there as soon as possible..bloody illiterate ppl..
"U ASK WATS MY PROBLEM WITH MAN??NO I ASK U WATS MAN's PROBLEM WITH ME"

[vikram kumar]

Poser bike

Here's some of the pics of a bike that i saw in my college in pune..











Might as well have bought an original!!