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Some women drivers (regardless of the city\vehicle) have in-built speed-limiters installed, with a max speed of 15 kmph, and they must always drive in the middle of the road.
some of them also have some mutated form of parkinson's disease, which gives them the right to use the brakes at free will regardless of the place\speed\vehicle.
Sumo's (BPO cabs) have only two gears 1st......5th...
It is the birth right of all smokers, to use the road as an ash-tray, guys on motorcycles, better watch out for flaming cigarette buds flying towards you from the car in front of you.
If you ride\drive at the side of a BMTC bus, better wear a rain-coat... spitting Paan is a favourite pass-time here.
If you ride in front of a BMTC bus, get ready to be run over.
If you ride behind a BMTC bus, get ready to have lightning fast reflexes, you never know when the fool's gonna veer to the left\right or, slam his brakes.
If you ride a vehicle bearing the registration from another state, the cops WILL find you. Never keep more than a 100 bucks in you pocket while riding\driving.
Never keep the original Driver's license, its their only way of putting a noose around your neck
When questioned by a traffic cop, If you do not know the local language, act as if you are DUMB/DEAF/RETARDED. Do not try and speak in your native language\english\anything else, its suicide. (based on personal experience)
Just my two cents
some of them also have some mutated form of parkinson's disease, which gives them the right to use the brakes at free will regardless of the place\speed\vehicle.
Sumo's (BPO cabs) have only two gears 1st......5th...
It is the birth right of all smokers, to use the road as an ash-tray, guys on motorcycles, better watch out for flaming cigarette buds flying towards you from the car in front of you.
If you ride\drive at the side of a BMTC bus, better wear a rain-coat... spitting Paan is a favourite pass-time here.
If you ride in front of a BMTC bus, get ready to be run over.
If you ride behind a BMTC bus, get ready to have lightning fast reflexes, you never know when the fool's gonna veer to the left\right or, slam his brakes.
If you ride a vehicle bearing the registration from another state, the cops WILL find you. Never keep more than a 100 bucks in you pocket while riding\driving.
Never keep the original Driver's license, its their only way of putting a noose around your neck
When questioned by a traffic cop, If you do not know the local language, act as if you are DUMB/DEAF/RETARDED. Do not try and speak in your native language\english\anything else, its suicide. (based on personal experience)
Just my two cents
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