The gent from Institute from Animal Studies may want to study what influenced the cat to sit on your bike seat.
The philosopher would ponder why the cat was there at the first place.
The detective will examine the depth and direction of the scratch marks.
Your whole neighbourhood will be abuzz with the commotion.
Then, come along the politician, who will promise you full compensation, and assure that this is on top of his agenda.
Hopefully some inventor will come along and design a seat protection device from cats. But product price may be expensive to cover cost of R&D.
Do not loose hope. Sooner or later, some chinese is bound to get hold of one, copy and mass produce them. Soon it'll hit our shores in every street corners.
One fine day, you will walk out of your house. Buy one. And perhaps start a thread about your "First Hand experience". Every one will live happily every after.


if the cat gets fooled, it will actually be fun watching it get scared and not come near your bike.

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