[xBhp Universal Thread]: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

[nightwing]

Originally Posted by sasikiran_bs

I had parked my bike at a parking lot. On coming back, I found 3 taxiwalas discussing the anatomy of the bike

Their comments:
1) Tank, Tire and seat are from FZ16
2) Engine is from Apache
3) Fairing is from Pulsar

My Reactions:
1) Is it really copied
2) Ya whatever
3) Keep talking morons

I was asked recently if I was road testing the upcoming P220. I had to point out at the Honda Logo on the front of the bike. :P

[gmagesh14]

Originally Posted by ravi@17bhp

six riders, including kriss on hyabusa, went for a ride to pocharam. We stopped at a dhaba to have our lunch. We all parked our bikes outside the dhaba, and kriss requested the owner of the dhaba and parked the hyabusa inside to avoid attention. Now the most interesting part happened. The server there asked me where are the xtra seats for the busa. I was confused for a moment and after seeing the question mark on my face, the server wondered how we all sat on the busa. I was speechless and when i asked the same question to kriss and the group, they were speechless initially and then burst in to laughter.:d:d

lol :d:d:d:d:d:d

[gmagesh14]

Originally Posted by wildest

Hey buddies, I faced this incident recently!
Few days back, I met my uncle in the coffee shop where I used to go frequently. We drank coffee together and finally,
He asked me to drop him up to his home. I started the bike and asked him to sit in the bike. He sat in the bike and at the same time, he kept his both foot in my foot pegs!
I said, uncle will you please put your both foot back?
He said, "Don't worry, I am comfortable!"

I couldn't stop laughing for almost 20 seconds!

P.S. He rarely rides bike! I think its due to different riding posture in R15 than other normal bikes!

Couldn't control myself...

[ashwinprakas]

A series of conversations with a Classmate/Roommate.

1)
HIM> My bike has 2 filters.
ME> How
HIM> I put a divider pipe at the mouth of the carb. so now I can use both my K&N and Stock filter, so double power increase.
ME> Wow, man, you're super smart.
HIM> I know.

2)
HIM> My bike's got ABS.
ME> Wow, how much did it cost??
HIM>1000Rs. (Me thinking its the local ABS)
ME> Can you get me one.?
HIM> Of course.
Next day saw his bike.
ME> Where's the ABS
HIM> Its a pin, which my mech inserted inside the brake to increase bite.
ME> So once again, tell me why we need ABS
HIM> Its easier to do stoppies with them.
ME> Wow man, will save cash and let you know.

3)
(By now I know he's a N00B. )
ME> Look bro these are my Iridium spark plugs. (Showed him my old stock sparkplug, cause he'd recently said he was using high performance Iridium plugs.)
HIM> I know, I've been using them for a while.
ME> (Nothing thats all, I guess I've proved my point )


And BTW he's the best biker in our college and surprisingly he owns a 2009 ZMA and me a 2011 ZMA.

[Abhijeet Bhattacharjee]

Originally Posted by ashwinprakas

A series of conversations with a Classmate/Roommate.

1)
HIM> My bike has 2 filters.
ME> How
HIM> I put a divider pipe at the mouth of the carb. so now I can use both my K&N and Stock filter, so double power increase.
ME> Wow, man, you're super smart.
HIM> I know.

2)
HIM> My bike's got ABS.
ME> Wow, how much did it cost??
HIM>1000Rs. (Me thinking its the local ABS)
ME> Can you get me one.?
HIM> Of course.
Next day saw his bike.
ME> Where's the ABS
HIM> Its a pin, which my mech inserted inside the brake to increase bite.
ME> So once again, tell me why we need ABS
HIM> Its easier to do stoppies with them.
ME> Wow man, will save cash and let you know.

3)
(By now I know he's a N00B. )
ME> Look bro these are my Iridium spark plugs. (Showed him my old stock sparkplug, cause he'd recently said he was using high performance Iridium plugs.)
HIM> I know, I've been using them for a while.
ME> (Nothing thats all, I guess I've proved my point )


And BTW he's the best biker in our college and surprisingly he owns a 2009 ZMA and me a 2011 ZMA.

rofl

[aargee]

Not about bikes, but about riding gears...

Last Thursday I was stopped by Police for routine check & here's how it went...
Police1: Why're you riding so fast?
Me: silent & started taking out the papers
Police1: Wait wait, why're you riding so fast?
Me: Sorry sir
Police1: Feels he achieved something & then starts looking me keenly
Me: Hands over the original license to Police2
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me:
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me: More
Police1: You're wearing this & he points to my knee guard
Me:
Me: We've to wear this & only ride this bike

[gmagesh14]

Originally Posted by aargee

Not about bikes, but about riding gears...

Last Thursday I was stopped by Police for routine check & here's how it went...
Police1: Why're you riding so fast?
Me: silent & started taking out the papers
Police1: Wait wait, why're you riding so fast?
Me: Sorry sir
Police1: Feels he achieved something & then starts looking me keenly
Me: Hands over the original license to Police2
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me:
Police1: Are you having problems with nerves?
Me: More
Police1: You're wearing this & he points to my knee guard
Me:
Me: We've to wear this & only ride this bike

Very few know that it's a gear and its purpose.,It was in the recent times it came in use.. I came to know the essentials of gears and its presence after coming to XBHP only.,

It'll will take some time ... aargee neenga epo use pana aarambichinga..

[nastrofaction]

Two cops stopped me at a red light <temp number>.
As I had done 250 in two days, much more than allowed 70 Km on a temp number. I was in a bargain with them to settle it out.
I have a R15 v2 LE

Cop: Kitna cc
Me: 150
Cop: Bas
Me: Sigh !
Cop: Kitne ka hai
Me: Sava lakh
Cop: voh nayi gaadi hai na, honda ka cbr, voh to dedh lakh main 250 cc de rahe hain, bekar hai yaar tumhara to.
Me: Sigh !

[prateek2210]

Stranger,pointing towards my rtr's projector - Bhaiya ye 200cc apache kb aayi??

Me - Aayi ni hai, mangwayi hai chennai se, time lagega market me aane me.


Stranger - Bhaiya, mera number le lo, mere liye mangwa do ek kaale me.



Me - Ha pakka. *Wheelie and disappeared*

[manojkrishnaks]

On a weekend Gtg ride one kid had asked me by looking at our riding gears "are you guys from formula one racing team "