Yes it seems funny but atleast don't make fun of the poor guy. Yes, 1 lakh rupees is a huge amount for that guy and thats why he said like that.

^+1... just shows the difference between desire and need .......

I faced three question about my humble FZ16.
1>does the tank hold 20 liter of petrol?
ans: no 12 liter.
2>Is it a 250cc?
ans:153cc
3>Then how can a 150cc be able to carry the fat rear tyre?
ans: :O

Suggestions to me : Bhai saab jitne me aapne bike li hai utne me gaadi aa jaati..
My attacking Ans... Sir g Gaadi to aa jaati , Feeling kaha se aati ... :P

sir, honestly speaking, i was not trying to make fun out of that guy. in fact i myself am from a lower middle class family and 1 lakh rupees is a huge amount for me too... i actually had to beg for 2 years to get this bike. i was just puzzled at the thought of getting settled in life with 1 lakh rupees because i remembered Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

I used to pull FZ16 owners' legs by taunting them "oye rehne de, stand lagane ki kya zarurat hai, itne mote tires hain bike waise bhi nahi giregi" (No need to put the bike's stand as it has got such fat tires)

Sir?? Its alright. Maybe he has his own set of dreams which may be fulfilled by 1 lac only. Anyway, ride on!

I was once asked by this guy on a traffic light when I was on my R15.
The guy asked me..is this imported?..i said no.
He said how much..I replied 1 lakh 5 thousand, he then asked me..whats the 1 lakh for? I replied - its for people to ask questions about it
by that time the light turned green..and the guy was still wandering about what I said

here in delhi every one ask about cbr which bike is this 500 cc hai kya some says its modified r15

every one asks about its price 1st i always says 1.60 to bolte hai bus 1.60 even platina wala says that

then they ask about milage i always say that its only giving 15kmpl then they says bhai is se achi to splander lele ta wo achi average deti hai

do cbr complete wid splander

and most of says are its not looking gud is se achi to ninja hai wo lene chayea thi. 1.60 and 3 lac dosent matters to those idots.

if a guy rides a platina doesn't mean he can't shell out 1.6L or he can't buy a CBR. Respect biking...



The most irritating thing,
People: Why did you go for a DISCOVER, should've bought a PULSAR instead.
Me: Its Discover 135, performs marginally close to a Pulsar 150 Ug3.
People: Nope, its still a DISCOVER
Me: You should've shelled out the extra 15k on behalf of my parents & gifted me a Pulsar 150 instead. STFU!!!


on seeing my new pair of AXO PRO gloves
Friend: won't suit you on your bike, would've looked nice on a R15.
Me: Why? Would the tarmac turn into silk if I happen to fall off my bike??
Friend: Still, why spend so much money on a, & I quote, 'FALTOO' bike???
Me: Either tell your dad to gift a not so faltoo bike or shut the hell up!!!


Friend: Ye bike kitna tez jata hoga, max. 70kmph.. hai na??? (How fast does this bike go, max. 70kmph??)
Me: Goes arnd 103Kmph.
Friend: Mazaak mat kar, Pulsar thode hi hai jo 100 tak jaata hoga... (Stop kidding, it ain't a Pulsar to be pulling to 100)
Me: WTF!!!!


standing on a signal
Man on a 100cc HH: Hmm... Acchi bike hai... Kitne cc ki hai??
Me: 135cc (smiling to the man)
Man: Bajaj k bikes ka pickup itna zyada hota hai k darr lagta hai chalane mei, aaram se chalana beta.
Me: (rides off)

This happened to me once.

A guy riding his dazzler very rashly, lidless on a highway with a pillion.

We happened to be besides at the traffic lights. He asked me what was the top speed i had reached to which I said 140 on the speedo. He said it can touch 175 if i ride properly. I didn't say anything to him, but i was like 'what the hell', 175 on a 220....maybe he might have ridden a 220 with a self induced speedo error

one uncle told me at signal: "lights are on"
i usually do not bother to reply but said this time: "cant turn it off"
he gave a smile that seemed like "oh i understood", and then he said, "i am sure the button has shorted out (with - "see i know it well" tone)

Next time, tell you friend
"Yaaa..I know, I tried putting it on a R15 but it won't fit. It doesn't fit my bike either, so I'm using it."

Comments from a colleague on my CBZ Classic, "Your bike sounds like a tractor".
My reactions were mixed for obvious reasons

recently after fitting K&N in my decade old cbz classic my sister said "bhaiyya plzzz get the new bike, your bike now sounds like bullet!" i stayed quiet

I got new tyres on my 7 year old LML Graptor and just took it out to some shop. A kid playing nearby comes over looking at the bike, and in a couple of seconds his older brother joins him and both are staring at my bike. Just as I am about to leave, the older one asks me, "Is this new bike?" I almost fell of the bike, but regained my senses to duly inform him that it was actually quite old. See how well I have maintained my motorcycle. seekho kuch mujhse... hehe