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  • #121
    Originally posted by aargee View Post
    You really love him, don't you ?
    Indeed

    Originally posted by aargee View Post
    Should never report those posts as OT & get them deleted; whenever you feel low, those posts lift you up
    Absolutely right.
    Honestly FB is full of people like this. Just got a status which reads
    Ohh man Just smoked a Cop as i was going to get some stuff from the ring road i was wearing a Helmet but as there was no one on main road i removed my helmet before entering into some market to visit the shop. Then i saw a Barigading of Police i thought they wont gonna stop me but they did came in front so as i was about to Flew in front of there eyes so i did achieved that as well but not in a straight line but it achieved after taking a u-turn with burning some rubber with a drift. He even ranned behind me but couldn't be able to caught me hahaha. I even gave them a little torture with few abusing words after that which i cannot tell openly. Some people think after looking at my face and say I AM GOOD, I AM VERY GOOD Guy yeah i agree, i am too. But they find and feels me insane WHEN I AM BAD, because at that time I AM EVEN BETTER then before.
    Source

    This guy's updates makes my day
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    • #122
      These people are mentally very upset, they are craving for attention... i wish they received some sort of counselling...
      Makes me feel sad
      Apache 180

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      • #123
        Originally posted by aargee View Post
        15 SBK's??? Yea, probably, written 15 SBK's on a piece of paper!!!
        No No... One 'R'acer bike for each 'R' of his 'R' 15... Isn't it ???
        Originality is the art of hiding your sources...

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        • #124
          Originally posted by saipranav View Post
          These people are mentally very upset, they are craving for attention... i wish they received some sort of counselling...
          Makes me feel sad
          He he.. Even I feel the same for them Poor fellows.

          @RG

          Pls stop this I cannot able to concentrate in my exams, From yest night Am reading the post again and again and laughing.. sharing with others also very bad
          Monsoon ride to the God's own country

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          • #125
            Few more :
            Today was an Amazing Day. I met with a Company Official by YAMAHA. He said me i will be getting an YAMAHA R6 and R1 for the TEST RIDE. Yipe My DREAM Bikes by YAMAHA. YES YAMAHA!
            I am about to Register a Complaint against a HONDA 2 Wheeler Service Center ? I am really not Satisifed now with a HONDA Service Centers. Today my Spark Plug came out ohh man and before that they stole my Rs.50 petrol and many more things so i would like to REPORT for a FRAUD asap. If Company wouldn't do anything they will surely make me unsatisfied and i am gonna Rip that Service Center off
            I am in Love with the Akrapovic Exhausts and Feeling like to get 1 for my Honda Activa 109cc also but its not available
            I am Waiting for Buggati to Start Providing the Veyron for Test Drive in New Delhi i will surely call them but i will only take it out for Test Drive when there is not even a single Car on the Road so for that i will let them know what timings i prefer for it
            Last edited by prateek2210; 03-13-2012, 11:50 AM.
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            • #126
              ^^ rofl man . @aargee - what a calculation ! is he the next Power star ?
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              • #127
                Originally posted by aargee View Post
                Here's one from FB; takes the icing in this entire thread!!!
                I can very well accept the fact on R15 taking over CBR 250R, but that's guys explanation on RPM vs BHP is something that is even unseen in Tamil Cinema!!! Beats the s*** out of everyone!!! ROTFL!!!



                Source : FB
                That was a great quarrel on my fan page for R15v2.

                Unfortunately I had to delete the post coz Mr.Bzt became angry and started to abuse others with profanity. The next coming posts were more entertaining....

                The best part that I like is the way he describes R15 and CBR as He/Him
                Last edited by HarishK; 03-13-2012, 10:06 PM.
                https://www.facebook.com/harishtheboss

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                • #128
                  Two more,



                  https://www.facebook.com/harishtheboss

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                  • #129
                    Originally posted by HarishK View Post
                    Two more,



                    Harish sir plzz keep them coming, these funny comments by dillusional people have made my day
                    Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow! What a Ride!' -Hunter S. Thompson

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                    • #130
                      Originally posted by aargee View Post
                      Here's one from FB; takes the icing in this entire thread!!!
                      I can very well accept the fact on R15 taking over CBR 250R, but that's guys explanation on RPM vs BHP is something that is even unseen in Tamil Cinema!!! Beats the s*** out of everyone!!! ROTFL!!!



                      Source : FB
                      Sooper saar!

                      that guy seems to be not only a wannabe biker but also a wannabe mathematician!

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                      • #131
                        Roflmao.roflmao.roflmao

                        Kamleh Kanda Part 2.

                        Guys lets invite him here at xBhp with all his 15 SBKs.
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                        • #132
                          ^^ ROFLMAO..Maybe we should invite him for a DIY session about learning about RPM Vs BHP stuff & i definitely wouldn't mind taking a bus & coming to Chennai to attend that!
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                          • #133
                            Okay I optimistically come here to post my contribution to this thread, only to see that all have them have already been put up, great . Now after having played the role of the key publicist of Dr. Sunny Bzt's theory I also happened to spot his keen follower, Lazy Lekh. God knows why these fanboys have such lame and wannabe names!

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                            • #134
                              A few more incidents which I witnessed-

                              I went to this petrol pump near my house to meet my friend who recently installed a Termi Full System on his Diavel and pure blissful the sound was. When he starts the bike and is about to leave, I overhear someone behind me saying "Tractor ki awaaz aa rahi hai, kyun paise barbaad karte hai ye log, Hayabusa ya R1 le lete " .I really felt like turning around and give him a brief one hour lecture on L-Twins, Termignonis and Desmo Sound, but I was like What The Hell , he'll probably think I am speaking some foreign language.

                              On a recent trip to Neemrana, went as a pillion on an FZ1 Fazer. There were a total of 3 bikes, an R1, a CBR 250 and the FZ. Now the other two riders took a wrong turn so while they had to backtrack, we stopped outside a Tea-Shop and got ourselves some refreshments. And within minutes, the bike is swarmed by curious villagers who came to see what kind of alien ship had landed on their soil. After answering a few of the regular questions, one big and fat sethji kind of guy sitting on a cushioned bench just next to the tea shop calls me and asks the million dollar question - "Iske tyre puncture hote hai?" pointing to the 190/50 rear tire. I was in splits but I am sure he couldn't have seen me laughing because I had my helmet on. After a 5 second delay replied "Hote hai but alag type ka puncture hote hai". I was smiling the whole day thinking about that question

                              Another incident when I was going with the Delhi HOG. We stopped at the toll way waiting for the rest of the riders to regroup and as usual publicity is attained within minutes. I was standing next to a Road King and this guy stops his battered Swift with a dabba exhaust and excessively tinted windows in front of our convoy. The moment I saw him, I realized a stupid question is inbound. By the time he came near me, the engines were fired up which meant it's time to mount. And moments before we are about to leave he asks me "Aap wheelies maarte ho?" My mind's instant reaction was WTF! Never thought a 370 kilo touring motorcycle would be the ideal wheelie machine. Unfortunately as we were in the process of leaving, couldn't respond to his question

                              A tip to all superbikers who are faced with the following question- How much does it cost?

                              Answer- Got it free with a bottle of Thumbs-Up. As recommended by a fellow R1 rider. He says the clueless stare that they see on the person's face, is a million percent worth watching!
                              Last edited by <F.I>; 03-29-2012, 01:21 AM.
                              Torque...because sometimes testosterone just doesn't cut it..

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                              • #135
                                Happened last morning.
                                I go to a roadside helmet vendor (no shops around here,none at all) to get a visor replaced.

                                The helmet guy: 'yeh yamaha ki hai na?'
                                Me: haan..
                                The guy: 'kal hi same model dekha. Par colour alag tha. Same to same gaadi. Par woh Bajaj ki thi.'

                                Mine is a White L.E. R15 v2.0.
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