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This happened to me twice.
1st instance - When i rode the duke out of the showroom till the nearest KFC. At the parking when i was taking the ticket.
- Which bike? Bajaj?
- I was used to comments when I had the ninja, so I was like no man, dont offend it by calling it a bajaj. Its a KTM.
- Whats a KTM?
- It stands for KaThMandu, in Nepal. Thats where this bike is made.
- How much?
- 1.3L
- Should have bought a car for the same money. You can buy a Nano!
- Yes, I know, Already own one ( I do own a Nano ).
- Plastic body is useless, its gonna fall apart.
- Yes, and thats exactly what I have paid 1.3L for, to watch it shred itself to bits.
2nd Instance - When I went to get the air in the tyres changed to nitrogen ( Though 78 percent of the air inside was still nitrogen).
( One guys comes and starts thumping the tank ).
- Bekar gaadi hai ( use less bike ).
- I was like, Yes, And i like doing that kinda stuff. But please dont thump it, You are thumping my heart and my hard earned money. ( He felt ashamed )
- How many gears?
- 6
- Useless again. Where will you use 6th gear?
By this time a crowd had gathered.
- I replied. Yes you can, Don't worry if you would like to see, Ill take you for a spin. ( He backed out a little ). Then his partner goes, Dude this is a powerful bike, see its got a radiator even.
- Another guy comes and starts wringing the throttle as if its his personal bike. I stopped his hand and said, "would you like if you bought a new car, and i went and started pressing the accelerator brake and clutch, or shifting gears while the car was parked? " He felt slightly ashamed, but knowing the doofus that they are, I doubt any of them learnt something.
1st instance - When i rode the duke out of the showroom till the nearest KFC. At the parking when i was taking the ticket.
- Which bike? Bajaj?
- I was used to comments when I had the ninja, so I was like no man, dont offend it by calling it a bajaj. Its a KTM.
- Whats a KTM?
- It stands for KaThMandu, in Nepal. Thats where this bike is made.
- How much?
- 1.3L
- Should have bought a car for the same money. You can buy a Nano!
- Yes, I know, Already own one ( I do own a Nano ).
- Plastic body is useless, its gonna fall apart.
- Yes, and thats exactly what I have paid 1.3L for, to watch it shred itself to bits.
2nd Instance - When I went to get the air in the tyres changed to nitrogen ( Though 78 percent of the air inside was still nitrogen).
( One guys comes and starts thumping the tank ).
- Bekar gaadi hai ( use less bike ).
- I was like, Yes, And i like doing that kinda stuff. But please dont thump it, You are thumping my heart and my hard earned money. ( He felt ashamed )
- How many gears?
- 6
- Useless again. Where will you use 6th gear?
By this time a crowd had gathered.
- I replied. Yes you can, Don't worry if you would like to see, Ill take you for a spin. ( He backed out a little ). Then his partner goes, Dude this is a powerful bike, see its got a radiator even.
- Another guy comes and starts wringing the throttle as if its his personal bike. I stopped his hand and said, "would you like if you bought a new car, and i went and started pressing the accelerator brake and clutch, or shifting gears while the car was parked? " He felt slightly ashamed, but knowing the doofus that they are, I doubt any of them learnt something.
) Made my night! Gonna sleep now 
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