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this is what happens when people have more money than sense
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I was purchasing engine oil at a store and this conversation took place:
Me: I'd like to buy 2 bottles of motul 300v
Owner(O): Which vehicle?
Me: P200NS
O: Oh new model eh?
Me: Yes.
O: How much has it run?
Me: 5500 kms.
O: Then use mineral oil. It should be used in well running bikes and FS oil in almost broken down vehicles!
Me: No I want 300v please.
O: No, I am speaking for your welfare, buy xxxx mineral and not motul.
Me(getting impatient, yet being calm): Sorry I wouldn't buy into that; I want 300v and nothing else, here's the money.
O: Shut up! How dare you disagree with me?! I have 25 years experience making mineral oils!
(He almost jumped off the desk separating me and him to begin a quarrel! And whoever's heard of mineral oils being man-made?!)
Me(calm as usual): Alright I won't buy any oil. Thanks
O: Now you've wasted my time! May you hit some cow on the road or some black cat cross your path! (Wtf? Like I'm free the whole day!)
I don't know what other curses he put on me but that day I had to roam for about 40 kms just to find 2 bottles of 300v! And at the end of that was when the anger actually sunk into me!
Some idiots cause trouble just by sitting and warming their chairs!
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This Is my Friends narration of a scene he remembered when he was going to Kharghar on his R15 to meet his friend in Navi Mumbai.As Many People know there are some typical Hooligans on the road who just keep on revving and cutting others from lane to lane.My friend was at a signal when a 220 with no helmet came on his side and was revving hard trying to signal him for a race, But when revved to the max , some Noise came out and his engine when Kaput !.He didnt even know what happened? My friend told him your engine seems to be ceased and needs servicing.
So my Friend asks him - When was the last time you changed oil and serviced the bike ? and He said "What is oil and servicing ?" - True StoryLeh,Ladakh & Lahaul Ride to Heaven & Back - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/1...aven-back.html
Ride to Mt.Abu Rajasthan - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/1...is-desert.html
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Important Note - Absolutely no sarcasm was put to use in the above comment.Torque...because sometimes testosterone just doesn't cut it..
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I bought a vespa lx125 in last June and even now people ask how much it costed. when i say 80k the first comment i mostly get is " itne mein toh pulsar aajata hai." the best part is. "why didn't you go for pulsar then?" :s
funny how people judge others. once i even heard a comment made by a stranger that " tumhare jaise log inn companies ko mil jaate hain. unki toh chandi hi chandi hai"
it hurts. really.
i bought it cuz i liked the scoot. it's not wrong to buy something that you like to own one.Comment
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Why do bother getting hurt. Being a biker in India also entails growing a very thick skin to other people's opinions of youOriginally posted by murlidhar View Post
Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!
Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city
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cbr400r is actually going to be launched...though not sure for the indian market..lagta hai iske paas koi andar k contacts hai :POriginally posted by HarishK View PostNot able to get more from BZT,
Update...
Pulsar 200NS parts list
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0Comment
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Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes
Heights of stupidity
Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world
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^^ I am following him now!!!
BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
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Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes
How does one hit a car's parts with a scoot's center stand? Even at standstill, you'd have to pick the scoot up and throw. This guy managed doing so on the move!Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0Comment
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This is just a spec of sand in the desert!!!! Check is FB page and you will left aghast!!!!Originally posted by Divya Sharan View PostHow does one hit a car's parts with a scoot's center stand? Even at standstill, you'd have to pick the scoot up and throw. This guy managed doing so on the move!WARNING!! Objects seen in Mirror are Disappearing Rapidly!!!!!!
Never be Afraid to Slow Down!!!!Comment
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Yes bro, I'm a huge fan of his. [MENTION=13887]prateek2210[/MENTION] bhai introduced me to this guy last year. I simply smirk at times and lol the rest!Originally posted by siddharth_ZMR View PostGot a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0Comment
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Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes
Originally posted by prateek2210 View PostIndeed
Absolutely right.
Honestly FB is full of people like this. Just got a status which reads
Ohh man Just smoked a Cop as i was going to get some stuff from the ring road i was wearing a Helmet but as there was no one on main road i removed my helmet before entering into some market to visit the shop. Then i saw a Barigading of Police i thought they wont gonna stop me but they did came in front so as i was about to Flew in front of there eyes so i did achieved that as well but not in a straight line but it achieved after taking a u-turn with burning some rubber with a drift. He even ranned behind me but couldn't be able to caught me hahaha. I even gave them a little torture with few abusing words after that which i cannot tell openly. Some people think after looking at my face and say I AM GOOD, I AM VERY GOOD Guy yeah i agree, i am too. But they find and feels me insane WHEN I AM BAD, because at that time I AM EVEN BETTER then before.
This guy's updates makes my day
I had to go through it 2 times to get the gist of it..!!
dat guy can really makeup some crappy scene..!!
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his info..Originally posted by <F.I> View PostHe's back
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LOL!Originally posted by Mahadevan Ramakrishnan View PostI had to go through it 2 times to get the gist of it..!!
dat guy can really makeup some crappy scene..!!
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Made my day too
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Man just ran into this thread.Originally posted by Rahul.g View Post.. Reading his FB page.. I dont think I will sleep tonight. I might just fall off my bed LOL ing..
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