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  • #286
    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

    Originally posted by joeantony View Post

    3. Kids at my son's school : "Wow its an impulser, that means improved pulsar you know"
    LOL that had me in splits! Guess you are taking revenge on me..I also read this in office and cracked up. And people started staring at me!!
    The way you ride is the way you are..

    My Harley baraat!! |     Ooty through a bike's perspective | KTM Duke 200 : A 20000 km experience

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    • #287
      Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

      Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
      When i was in tenth class,i had a #fenku friend,once he claimed that he stole a karizma,rode it at 200 km/hr (in delhi) then while he was riding at 200km/hr he saw a banyan tree approaching him,and being unable to brake in time,he just jumped off the bike and landed safely on road from 200km/hr,meanwhile karzima collapsed with the tree at 200km/hr and he ran away...

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      DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM ...!!! THAT GUY HAD SOME SERIOUS RIDING SKILLS....!!!
      1988 YAMAHA RX-100 [GONE]
      2000 YAMAHA RX-135 4-SPEED [GIVEN BACK]
      2001 YAMAHA RX-135 5-SPEED [Vrooming Successfully]

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      • #288
        Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

        you see that radiator....yeah man... big radiator of car...hmmm, so this rider can rip at full speed whole day, bike wont get hot...

        i was....above all wondering, where on earth can i ride duke 390,at full speed whole day....
        I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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        • #289
          Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

          Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
          you see that radiator....yeah man... big radiator of car...hmmm, so this rider can rip at full speed whole day, bike wont get hot...

          i was....above all wondering, where on earth can i ride duke 390,at full speed whole day....
          On a Track!

          Where is the crazy part???
          You're never lost if ya don't care where the road is headed

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          • #290
            Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

            Originally posted by dustom_99 View Post
            On a Track!

            Where is the crazy part???
            i meant our regular streets...
            sorry for the typo...

            BTW i also said whole day at full speed. which track is available for that?
            I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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            • #291
              Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

              Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
              i meant our regular streets...
              sorry for the typo...

              BTW i also said whole day at full speed. which track is available for that?
              Rann of Kutch!
              This is the funny thread, i ws trying to fit in!

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              You're never lost if ya don't care where the road is headed

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              • #292
                Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                Aptly said! I remember the old hilarious thread (deleted 2 years back) where a guy got a brand new R1. His apartment security guard looked at the bike and pointed at the radiator and asked - Bhaiya, ye AC hai kya?
                Before he could explain, his wife (he married his GF) said - Arrey, tumne bataya nahi ki tumhari nayi bike me AC hai! Tabhi to itni costly hai.

                He fainted!
                I'm never getting married
                Motorcycling Experience:
                2000 ~ 2017 Y2K Kinetic Zoom (Disposed at 15k)
                2011 ~ 2015 Hero Honda Karizma R (Sold at 56.5k)
                2013 ~ 2014 Bajaj Discover 100 4G (Sold at 16.5k)
                2015 ~ 2017 TVS Wego (Totaled at 18k)
                2015 - Bajaj Pulsar 220F (Currently 31k) < Garage Queen!
                2017 - Bajaj CT100B (Currently 21k) < 'Golden Quadrilateral' Runner!

                The Ride was Good, but Life is short, spend it Wisely!
                Adios Comrades!
                A.P. 2018

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                • #293
                  Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                  While I was checking out the jacket and especially the elbow and shoulder pads in a shop, another fellow checking out helmets inquired to the shopkeeper, is the jacket used for stunting. Also as he was trying out the helmets, he said I will not put on the full face helmets, screws up his hairstyle was the reason quoted.

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                  • #294
                    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                    I had a massive air leak on my zma and that meant I had to keep the throttle open else the bike would stall, so I was in traffic and eating away my clutch, and two on a FZ with shorts and not even a helmet started revving hard and gave me the sting eye, I was fully geared and my helmet was tinted so they couldnt see my face, I pointed at the carb shook my finger, they thought I was challengeing them for a race and,the moment the signal turned green sped off and it didnt bother me, untill they started to practice emergency braking. Felt bad for them, downshifted to 3rd, and stuck it, poor kids shouldve seen the look on their faces.

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                    Last edited by Old Fox; 03-03-2014, 03:41 PM.
                    Motorcycling Experience:
                    2000 ~ 2017 Y2K Kinetic Zoom (Disposed at 15k)
                    2011 ~ 2015 Hero Honda Karizma R (Sold at 56.5k)
                    2013 ~ 2014 Bajaj Discover 100 4G (Sold at 16.5k)
                    2015 ~ 2017 TVS Wego (Totaled at 18k)
                    2015 - Bajaj Pulsar 220F (Currently 31k) < Garage Queen!
                    2017 - Bajaj CT100B (Currently 21k) < 'Golden Quadrilateral' Runner!

                    The Ride was Good, but Life is short, spend it Wisely!
                    Adios Comrades!
                    A.P. 2018

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                    • #295
                      Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                      Comment received just today :

                      "Bhai batao toh aapki bike kaunsi hai. Bohot suna hai aapke and aapki bike ke baare me"

                      After seeing the Duke(I am excluding the Yamaha ki hai na part!) : "Mast bike hai yaar! Meri cycle bhi bilkul aisi hi hai..single seat and 18 gears"

                      WTF!

                      Another one:

                      Girl: Yaar yeh cc matlab kya hota hai bike me? (What is cc in a bike?)
                      Guy: Pata nahi yaar. CC se bike ka wazan badhta hai (I don't know. CC increases the bike's weight)

                      Last edited by Deathmate.Zed; 03-11-2014, 02:44 PM.
                      The way you ride is the way you are..

                      My Harley baraat!! |                       Ooty through a bike's perspective | KTM Duke 200 : A 20000 km experience

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                      • #296
                        Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                        Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
                        When i was in tenth class,i had a #fenku friend,once he claimed that he stole a karizma,rode it at 200 km/hr (in delhi) then while he was riding at 200km/hr he saw a banyan tree approaching him,and being unable to brake in time,he just jumped off the bike and landed safely on road from 200km/hr,meanwhile karzima collapsed with the tree at 200km/hr and he ran away...

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                        I have 3 words for him "teach me master"

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                        • #297
                          Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                          One of my illiterate classmate who rides an Ambition just now said that Ambition shares the same headlight as Bullets. (FacePalm)

                          Instant Update!

                          He just said RD350 and Yezdi are the same. (ThighSlap)
                          Last edited by ashwinprakas; 03-14-2014, 09:54 PM. Reason: He cracked another one.
                          Motorcycling Experience:
                          2000 ~ 2017 Y2K Kinetic Zoom (Disposed at 15k)
                          2011 ~ 2015 Hero Honda Karizma R (Sold at 56.5k)
                          2013 ~ 2014 Bajaj Discover 100 4G (Sold at 16.5k)
                          2015 ~ 2017 TVS Wego (Totaled at 18k)
                          2015 - Bajaj Pulsar 220F (Currently 31k) < Garage Queen!
                          2017 - Bajaj CT100B (Currently 21k) < 'Golden Quadrilateral' Runner!

                          The Ride was Good, but Life is short, spend it Wisely!
                          Adios Comrades!
                          A.P. 2018

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                          • #298
                            Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                            Everytime my friend takes out his yamaha ray, some guy or other asks "yamaha ki dio scooty hai?"

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                            • #299
                              Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                              Lolzzzzzzzzzz.... Cant imagine what sort of engineers would they be if they became Auto Engineers. I so so wish they shouldn't be one. About this thread. It is full of jokes and fun. I wonder how can people be so dumb. The CC's of the engine are its top speed?! 300 bhp bike?! Even a busa needs a turbo for that sort of power.

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                              • #300
                                Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                                Beware anuj, he can be the guru the great Rajnikant.

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