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  • #241
    Crazy comments u heard about bikes

    I was on my duke and I stopped by an auto stand to ask for an address.

    Me: How do go to this place?

    first auto guy: Go straight and take left,

    Me: Thank You.

    Second auto guy: How much does this bike cost?

    Me: 1.4 lakh

    Second auto guy: You could have bought an auto in that price.

    Me:

    Didn't know what to say so just smiled and left

    PS: I am going to regret for buying a duke or may be I ll trade my duke for an auto. lol
    Last edited by biker4life; 09-28-2013, 06:48 AM.

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    • #242
      Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

      Whenever I am on my r15 v2 the comments people pass will only be on the pillion seat and mileage!!! I totally hate it when they do not like the bike they start to comment bad on the bike directly to me!!!

      Thanks
      Cheers!!!!
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      • #243
        Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

        i was admiring a Duke 200 parked outside CP. the autorikshaw wallahs commented

        "lo ek aur aa gya dukkee ke chakkar me" [ here comes another one looking for Duggee]
        and broke off laughing.

        Hint: Duggee\ Dukkee means a prostitute in haryanvee or some language.

        Offensive but well even i coulnt resist a chuckle there and realised a whole new angle to my coveted bike.
        You Start Your Life with a Full Pot of Luck and an Empty Pot of Experience, the Object is to Fill the Pot of Experience Before you Empty the Pot of Luck.....!!

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        • #244
          Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

          Last night, while returning back from office I was at Kormangala Sony world junction in bangalore, suddenly two fellows in Activa came and stopped by my side.( It was red light at that time). On looking at my Ninja 300 the pillion started describing the specification of the bike to the rider in Kannada( I dont know kannada so just got the words which were spoken in english ). new ninja.....latest in market...600 cc and .... something more in kannada.
          On hearing all that the rider asked me..Saar..how much cc saar. I quietly pointed him to the 300 sticker of the rear seat. Next question was what is the top speed.
          Before I could answer anything, the pillion ( who by this time might have sulked knowing that its not 600 cc but 300 cc machine only ) carelessly said.. 300 cc bike na...so speed 300 kmph. I was like.............. what if I would have actually said its a 600 cc machine

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          • #245
            Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

            Conversation with my cousin (who rides discover 135) after I got my Honda dazzler 1.5 years back:

            He: Got new bike (looking at it), 100cc?

            Me: No this one is 150cc.

            He: "likha to nahi hai kahin per" (read it: I cant find it written anywhere on bike)

            Me: ha ha ha ha ....

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            • #246
              Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

              Originally posted by saipranav View Post
              I once had this extreemly heated discussion with 2 wannabe automobile engineers in my 10th class.
              They argued that all pulsars are 1000cc bikes and 150 dtsi and 180 dtsi indicates the amount of dtsi in it.
              I'm still trying to figure out how to measure the amount of dtsi :P
              Best in lot till page no 6 and the other one is 100cc= 1 hp

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              • #247
                Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                Me on my rd350 at the fuel bunk..
                Guy on activa: saar, kitna deti hai?
                Me: 90
                Guy: WTF
                Me: In 6ltrs

                Me next to parked rd.
                Guy on avenger: Bullet modeling kiya hai kya?
                Me: Nahi, Rajdoot hai, aise hi kar diya.
                Guy: Yamaha kyun likha hai phir

                Me sitting on the parked rd
                Guy on splendor: Great saar, Nice modeling rx. Kya kya kiya hai?
                Me: zyada kuch nahi, added an extra cylinder, carburetor, silencer, lengthened and widened the rx.. Ho gaya..

                Me cruising on the rd:
                Guy on a pulsar: saar, is this yamaha 4stroke.
                Me:!!!!????? Its a 2stroke bike dude.
                Guy: yes, do 2stroke engine hai na.. 4stroke simple...
                Me: Where is the river? i wanna drown...

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                • #248
                  Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                  Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
                  Me on my rd350 at the fuel bunk..
                  Guy on activa: saar, kitna deti hai?
                  Me: 90
                  Guy: WTF
                  Me: In 6ltrs

                  Me next to parked rd.
                  Guy on avenger: Bullet modeling kiya hai kya?
                  Me: Nahi, Rajdoot hai, aise hi kar diya.
                  Guy: Yamaha kyun likha hai phir

                  Me sitting on the parked rd
                  Guy on splendor: Great saar, Nice modeling rx. Kya kya kiya hai?
                  Me: zyada kuch nahi, added an extra cylinder, carburetor, silencer, lengthened and widened the rx.. Ho gaya..

                  Me cruising on the rd:
                  Guy on a pulsar: saar, is this yamaha 4stroke.
                  Me:!!!!????? Its a 2stroke bike dude.
                  Guy: yes, do 2stroke engine hai na.. 4stroke simple...
                  Me: Where is the river? i wanna drown...

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                  Now this one surely rank much higher where ultimate intelligence has been shown by people

                  Thoroughly enjoyed this dimaag ka dahi
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                  • #249
                    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                    Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
                    Me sitting on the parked rd
                    Guy on splendor: Great saar, Nice modeling rx. Kya kya kiya hai?
                    Me: zyada kuch nahi, added an extra cylinder, carburetor, silencer, lengthened and widened the rx.. Ho gaya..
                    This one takes the cake
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                    • #250
                      Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                      I am on my 220. I overtake a bullet. I meet the guy in a garage later.

                      Bullet guy: Monsoons are coming. I shd buy a 'bike' like yours n keep the bullet safe.
                      Me: Isnt bullet a bike too?
                      Bullet guy: No man, bullet is not a bike. Its a bike. Bikes have small engine. Bullet has big engine...

                      Me: utha le re baba.... Mujhe hi utha le..:banghead::banghead:

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                      • #251
                        Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                        Here is one from me..Kinda hilarious

                        Before even getting the Classic 350 I had started brooding over silencer change for a good thump, one friend of mine already had classic 350 too and was using complete free flow silencer on it.

                        I asked him "yaar I heard that free flow silencer might cause harm to the engine in the long run" ..And his reply was a real Classic

                        He Said: Yaar does not matter...potty waisi aayegi jaisa khaana khaoge..peeche kuch b laga lo..cheez wahi niklegi

                        Last edited by gyan_recl350; 09-30-2013, 06:24 PM.

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                        • #252
                          Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                          Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
                          I am on my 220. I overtake a bullet. I meet the guy in a garage later.

                          Bullet guy: Monsoons are coming. I shd buy a 'bike' like yours n keep the bullet safe.
                          Me: Isnt bullet a bike too?
                          Bullet guy: No man, bullet is not a bike. Its a bike. Bikes have small engine. Bullet has big engine...

                          Me: utha le re baba.... Mujhe hi utha le..:banghead::banghead:
                          joke maat maro jyada

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                          • #253
                            Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                            Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
                            joke maat maro jyada
                            I am serious brother... Its not just 1 guy... Here there are many thumpers who believe that a bullet and a yezdi should not be called a bike..

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                            • #254
                              Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                              Originally posted by Bibhu View Post
                              I am serious brother... Its not just 1 guy... Here there are many thumpers who believe that a bullet and a yezdi should not be called a bike..

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                              They are 100% right we don't ride Bike we ride Bullet which are way ahead

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                              • #255
                                Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                                Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
                                They are 100% right we don't ride Bike we ride Bullet which are way ahead
                                Whatever rings your bell brother... He he..

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