WTF!!!!!!!
He dosent have the slightest knowledge of ferrari......
For him Ferrari is modern world ghodagadi

This is the exact reason why some people are constantly forgetting mathematics, with influence from such people what else can you expect.

Anyways, back on topic.

1. Two months back, when I was in dire dilemma of 'What bike' I had the sudden urge to visit the Hero show room for the Impulse at Wakdewadi.
Me: (to the receptionist) Hello, I am planning to buy the Impulse. Could I get a test ride and the specs please?
Lady: Sure. (To a fellow at the show room) Sir ko Impulse leni hai. Test ride and specs batao (Sir wants to buy Impulse, share the specs with him and test ride)
Fellow: Come sir. (Me follows enroute asking questions)
Me: How is the bike over all as I intend to use it for touring long distances?
Fellow: Very good on highways sir. the 150cc engine is very good for long distances. The best part is it can hit a top speed of 150kmph and has a mileage of over 50kmpl.
Me: How come? I ride the P220 (Dts-fi), but never could cross over 122kmph (before I did all the mods).
Fellow: Sir, I ride Karizma. I went till 200kmph
Me: WTF!! %$#@$%^*&$#@ (Result: I did not take the test ride)




2. Few days after, I decided up for the 200NS and went to SNK Bajaj, Wakdewadi. While I was checking out the bike (once again), few people came in.
Idiot 1: You know this bike is very good. But bajaj copied it from Yamaha
Idiot 2: RX100 Sarkhi vatye (Looks like RX100)
Idiot 1: (asking me) Ha kiti cc ahe? (How much cc?)
Me: 200cc
Idiot 1: ani kiti power ahe? (How much power?)
Me: 23bhp
Idiot 1: Kiti mileage detat? (How much mileage?)
Me: Mahit nahi. Company boltat pannas che kareb (Dont know exactly. Company says around 50)
Idiot 1: (turning back to the other fellow) Bagh. faltu bike ahe. seat le height ahe. power ani mileage le kami ahe. RX100 gheun tak. 53horse power ahe ani mileage pan 70 dete. (See. Waste bike. Seat is too heighted. power and mileage is too low. buy the RX100. 53bhp and it gives 70kmpl)
Idiot 2: (turning to the salesman) he bike kiti che ahe? (Whats the cost?)
Sales guy: 95,000INR
Idiot 2: Le mahag ahe. RX100 mala bara hazara bhet tat. tech gheyun taku. (Too costly. I am getting RX100 in 12k. I will buy that)
And they goes off trotting.

^^ lol, you can find these type idiots everywhere ...

Height of Comment came from a Cop on my new P200NS -
COP - Papers pls
Me - Ya, here are these
COP - This must be a Modified bike. where's the silencer?? where's the Pollution Certificate???
Me - Sir, this a newly launched variant of Pulsar. It has a under belly silencer. here it is (i pointed him out)
COP - U must have cut short the Silencer. You must be fined.
Me- Utterly confused, and then tried to make him understand the features - LC engine, perimeter frame, six gears etc etc to make him convince it;s a newly launched bike.

then the COP took a hard look of my bike,(still having some apprehension) and said maintain speed limit, in a very elderly tone.
And then when i was going to start the bike, the most common Question came from him - "What's the mileage??"

I had a big smile, and replied "It gives about 65-70kmpl". Should have seen his look. I was smiling all evening that day.

First Apache on my area costs 96,000.... then launched P200NS costs 97,000... the new illiterate owner came with NS & asked few things about my bike, I explained him everything then he said yaar what's your top speed i said It might go 135 on Digi Console & he laughed saying yaar you know nothing about bike your's its written RTR 180 it should go till 180kp/h you should try it, I smiled & asked whats your top speed then ?

His answer ;_ Its 200 but I have taken it to 188kp/h & his friend's top speed is 209 ...


DAFUQ !!!

^^^ In that sense, a bullet can go upto 350 km/h.......

ROFL this cop is cool...

After reading this log, I also recollect one crasy comment about biking.

I had visited Vaishnodevi alongwith my daughter on my bike. After returning, as is customary we were distributing Prashad brought from Vaishnodevi to our neighbours. One of our lady neighbours when heard that the trip was done on bike, commented right at the face of my daughter "Dimag Kharab Hai".

A stupid explaination by the Showroom guy at Indiranagar KTM,Bangalore while explaining the features of DUKE -The bike has front disk on left hand side,and rear at right side of the wheel,as it increases balance of the bike,maintaining its weight distribution,and Bike doesnt skid/fishtail on hard breaking. WTF
Same was the answer from a Suzuki,sales person,regarding the GS 150.

Now this is Hilarious

Bullseye... This just leaves them scratching thier head while I vroooom off!!

Just discovered this thread and I must say its a therapy. Some silly n humorous experiences from my side:


1. While explaining ABS to one of my frnd I said "computer releases and applies breaks on its own depending upon the situation", he sat on a bike and started squeezing n releasing breaks on his own n said baas ye hai ABS, maroo
2. One guy after seeing disc brake at rear wheel said "iska brake wire kaat dega koi, drum brakes are safer"
3. While taken my bike for a wash on the service station there was a conversation going on "
Washer : Ek ladka ninja modify kara k ghoom raha tha aaj
Me : I said ??????
Washer: Haan uska silencer neeche tha, ninja ka to seat k neeche hota hai na
Me ;
4. My boss said after seeing my Apache RTR 180 "Is there some other bike in india having bigger engine than 180cc"
Me : WTF
5. My friend once said "yaar tu R15 k peeche pada tha kya hai usme, look how good this RTR is and I was like OMG have some respect man for R15 it got fuel injection, liquid cooling n he ignored me lol"
6. After riding my bike my uncle said "kitne ki hai" and I said "82k". He said splendor le leta ye kya udti hai, I showed him recorded 134 kmph top speed and he said "I will tell ur parents" hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah
7. After seeing my yellow RTR 160 in 2009 my neighbor said "ye kya le liya pulsar leta, itne paise kharab kar diye APACHE koi bike hai kya, huhhh bekaaar" lol
8. Last but not the least
I told one of my friend that maybe I will buy a Harley after some time and he said "ye kya hota hai"

My Grandfather is 5'2 and finds it difficult to sit on the rear seat of my fz so ther have given it a name of ghoda(horse) because of its high position.damn god,i have never heard such a comment.

^^Wonder what would he say for the R15 v2!!

^To make it even better, the person who crashed is a 16 year old kid!

Update: His excuse for not wearing a helmet - "guys had no idea of hvin an crash so no helmet nd ol...".