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To that person who fell due to front car opening door on road.
You can file a case and get money.
My friend did same (he opened the door and a p180 crashed into it) .
He had to pay ₹60000 to come out of police mess.

Banned twice in 6 months..
Now waiting for the third one..!!

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My Ride - R15 V2.0

Crazy comments in the period of only 2 months of ownership:

1. Took the bike for 1st free service a few weeks ago, a guy who had come to get his

gladiator serviced was looking at my bike closely. All of a sudden he asked me "Are Bhaiya,

is ka to gear paddle right side me hai, bullet ki tarah. (hey bro, the gear paddle on your

bike is on the right side, just like a bullet.)

The gear paddle and the brake paddle are almost similar looking.

2. second guy came and asked "first free service hai?" (Is it first free service).

I said yes, then he asked "itni jaldi peeche ka tyre kaise ghis diya aapne? stunt karte ho

kya?" (How is your rear tyre without grip only after a month, do you perform stunts?")

3. I was checking air pressure at the fuel pump, and an auto driver was waiting for his

turn, he came to me and asked "Kitne ki hai?"(how much does it cost?).
I replied 1.3 lakh. he asked "Itni mehngi hai to milage 80 - 90 ka deti hogi?" (Its so

expensive, so it might give you 80 - 90 Kms milage).

4. And the most common and classic comments of all Indians after asking the price of an

expensive bike:

Ye bike itni mehngi kyun hai, aisa kya hai isme?
(Why is this bike so expensive, whats so special about it?)

And the award goes to:

"Itne me to NANO aa jaati, ye kyun lee?"
(You could have got a nano with that much money, why did you buy a bike?)

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I'm a new rider from Vadodara and own a 2013 TB350. The other day I was stuck up in a traffic jam. A man on a humble cd100 was standing beside me. I blipped the throttle a little bit and then the following conversation took place.

Cd100: yeh saare bullet diesel pe chalti hain to dhuua kyun naahi chhodti?
Me: ye diesel pe naahi petrol pe hi chalti hain.
Cd100: hoo hi naahi saktaa. Petrol engine aaur itnaa aawaaj?
And I was like dude it an Enfield. It should thump. I still can't figure out why I didn't bang his head? Moreover he was pronouncing bullet as 'boo-leat'. :banghead:

Female riders are unpredictable at best. They will drive slowly for one second, next thing you know they are doing 40 trying to stay ahead of you.

Many a times I have been in danger of an accident and most of the time it's because of the ladies. They brake so suddenly and without warning here comes an Activa and guess what? You're going to slam into her unless you apply the brakes wisely.

Another common thing with these ladies is that Stare that they give you even though it's their fault 90% of the time. 😯

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Isn't that more of a Punjabi/ Delhi way of pronouncing?? In old advertisements I think they said bullet like you pronounce normally. But then I am not too sure regarding proper pronunciation...

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hi brothers,


Really funny thread. Loving every post in this thread.

This happened with me, when I got my Yamaha RX-135 fully ported in 2008. At that time, these modified silencers were not that common as they are today in 2015.
So, some people used to ask me after looking at the expansion chamber of my bike -- "bhai saahab, yeh dhuaan nikaalne ke liye hi hai na ?"
( sir, is this silencer for exhaust gases ? ) And I used to reply sometimes---"nahi yaar, rocket nikaalne ke liye". ( no, its for launching rockets ).


Cheers.......

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Not even one month owning the KTM RC200 and i got these gems

1.

A friend at college
He: Kitna mileage hai?'( what's the mileage?)
Me: 30-35Kmpl
He: Kya fayda itna mehenga leke, mera pulsar 60kmpl deta hai. ( whats the use of buying such an expensive bike, i get 60 on my pulsar)

2.
An uncle who saw the bike parked at my place
He: Why did you pay 2L for a single seater bike. I literally burst into laughter

3.
i once entered a road leading to the airport by mistake, where there was no entry for bikes and was pulled over by the airport staff, they told me bikes are not allowed and i said sorry and as my visor had smudges so i asked if i can wipe it real quick before leaving and they let me, while i was doing it they asked me
Kitne ki hai ? (how much is it?)
I replied 1.9L
To which he said to his colleague
Ek baar nikal gayi to fir police bhi nai pakad sakti. ( Once it goes, even police can't catch it)
I lol'd

4.

When i parked her and a guy comes up to me and asks
Kitne ki hai ? (how much is it?)
I replied 1.9L
He asked center stand hai kya? ( Does it have a center stand?)
I said no, its a sports bike.
He said main stand to dena cahiye na, sab bike me hota hai. ( they should prove a main stand, every bike has one)


5. Not about my bike but about my helmet

So i was at my college and people started asking questions about my helmet.
One guy asks, How much did you get it for?
I said 5.6K to which he replies
Does it come with an AC?
Apparently people think investing 5-6k in a helmet is a waste, they prefer cheap roadside helmet to safety.

6.

An acquaintance asking normal questions about the bike like cost, mileage, speed etc
when suddenly he asks,
Can i see the KEY? I've never seen a KTM key in my life?
I was like

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What did he think would be so special in a key?

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Exactly! My first response was its just a key, what do you want to see?

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hi brother,

May be he wants to see, whether he can clean his ears with the KTM key as well, as some older people used to do with scooter keys.


Cheers.....

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While waiting in a traffic signal, a car guy rolled his window down, seems he was driving a verna I guess...

asked me after looking at my 600i,

Boss, where do you do such modifications to the silencer, how did you make it into 2
what are those 4 pipes doing in the front..

After looking at the frame-sliders, what is that for, to keep your foot in case of water...

I was wondering...should I answer to him or not

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He had discovered an extra feature buddy ! Did you thank him .

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I should have given a taste of his own blood..He should thank god for not letting that happen

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My ride KTM duke 390
Most pissing off comment is comparing the price to the mileage and yea people started calling me robocop because of the sql helmet I use has caution lights embedded!!