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  • #406
    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

    "rs200 hits 158 kmph if the bike is run in properly" 🤣

    "Adding motul 7100 engine oil gives higher top speed 🤣🤣 "

    "Adding a k&n filter gives higher top speed 😂"

    "The dominar 400 looks like an off-roading bike "

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    • #407
      Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

      Originally posted by shriomman View Post
      "rs200 hits 158 kmph if the bike is run in properly" 🤣

      "Adding motul 7100 engine oil gives higher top speed 🤣🤣 "

      "Adding a k&n filter gives higher top speed 😂"

      "The dominar 400 looks like an off-roading bike "
      Add the following pointers too:

      Q: I think my bike's timing chain has gone bust. It's making noises.
      A: Hey bro, use Motul chain lube!


      Q: Why is my bike not able to hit 100 kmph in xyz seconds as it used to do earlier?
      A: You need to plonk in NGK Iridium plugs, K&N performance filters and Shell premium petrol. Then your bike will touch 160+ macha!
      Q: But mine is a 150cc Hero Honda
      A: Arrey, just do the above. You'll call me daddy tomorrow.
      Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
      Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

      Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
      Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
      ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
      P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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      • #408
        Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

        I have never been asked about PUC, I carry a copy of my insurance n RC, license, that's it...

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        • #409
          Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

          Originally posted by Deathwing View Post
          I have never been asked about PUC, I carry a copy of my insurance n RC, license, that's it...
          If you're ever visiting Goa make sure you have puc. They will fine you a hefty amount for it .
          Last edited by shriomman; 04-14-2017, 12:14 PM. Reason: Spellings..

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          • #410
            Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

            Originally posted by shriomman View Post
            If you're every visiting Goa make sure you have puc. They will fine you a hefty amount for it .
            Where do I get it? Sorry I'm a newb in this, I remember my friend having a issue with the PUC as his vehicle was kl in tamil nadu.

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            • #411
              Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

              Originally posted by Deathwing View Post
              Where do I get it? Sorry I'm a newb in this, I remember my friend having a issue with the PUC as his vehicle was kl in tamil nadu.
              PUC is Pollution Under control certificate
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              • #412
                Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                One day I was at my trusted mechanics shop and then a guy came with his P220 and asked the mechanic that his bike is not touching a topspeed of 160kmph which it used to cross earlier. Then with curiosity I asked him about how he manages that much speed then the guy replied that with a pillion this speed can be achieved but without pillion never attempt that as at that speed the bike may leave the road.

                😯

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                • #413
                  Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                  Originally posted by Deathwing View Post
                  Where do I get it? Sorry I'm a newb in this, I remember my friend having a issue with the PUC as his vehicle was kl in tamil nadu.
                  PUC is pollution under control certificate.
                  You can get it done at petrol stations, commonly known as Emission test. It costs only ₹50.

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                  • #414
                    Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                    This happened to me recently.

                    Me: going to buy a Yamaha R3

                    Duke 200 owner: how much is it for?

                    Me: around 4L

                    Duke 200 owner: instead buy RC390 it's much cheaper than that

                    Me: but R3 is parallel twin

                    Duke 200 owner: dude you are mistaken! even on RC390, 2 people can sit. The rear seat is actually called a cowl!

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                    • #415
                      Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                      Originally posted by on_the_road View Post
                      This happened to me recently.

                      Me: going to buy a Yamaha R3

                      Duke 200 owner: how much is it for?

                      Me: around 4L

                      Duke 200 owner: instead buy RC390 it's much cheaper than that

                      Me: but R3 is parallel twin

                      Duke 200 owner: dude you are mistaken! even on RC390, 2 people can sit. The rear seat is actually called a cowl!
                      Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

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                      • #416
                        Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                        Originally posted by Wilson4willy View Post
                        One day I was at my trusted mechanics shop and then a guy came with his P220 and asked the mechanic that his bike is not touching a topspeed of 160kmph which it used to cross earlier. Then with curiosity I asked him about how he manages that much speed then the guy replied that with a pillion this speed can be achieved but without pillion never attempt that as at that speed the bike may leave the road.

                        😯
                        I think the pillion holds a big spoiler to generate downforce in this case!

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                        Originally posted by on_the_road View Post
                        This happened to me recently.

                        Me: going to buy a Yamaha R3

                        Duke 200 owner: how much is it for?

                        Me: around 4L

                        Duke 200 owner: instead buy RC390 it's much cheaper than that

                        Me: but R3 is parallel twin

                        Duke 200 owner: dude you are mistaken! even on RC390, 2 people can sit. The rear seat is actually called a cowl!
                        If you would have been buying an inline 4 I am certain he would have shown you a family of 4 seated on a 100 cc commuter and told you to buy that at 6 lakhs less!
                        Blood, Sweat and Gears - Enough Said.

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                        • #417
                          Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                          Originally posted by Vikramaditya View Post
                          I think the pillion holds a big spoiler to generate downforce in this case!

                          ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----



                          If you would have been buying an inline 4 I am certain he would have shown you a family of 4 seated on a 100 cc commuter and told you to buy that at 6 lakhs less!
                          No joke [emoji2] and he said it with so much conviction that it took me a minute to realise the crap! haha

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                          • #418
                            Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                            So i drive the rc200 and one dude stopped beside me and started asking me questions. And at one time he asked me if there is a button to do a wheelie. I was like what? He explains that i heard these bikes have a button that if you press the bikes do a wheelie automatically. And that's how those racers do it too. I didn't know what to say. I looked at him for a while and said no this dosent have it. Then he goes ahead and says then why did you pay 2 lakhs for it?
                            I didn't have any words. This was a week back in Hyderabad, koti. Lol.

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                            • #419
                              Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                              People are astonished at the cost of my helmet. They feel that i was a moron to pay Rs.6500 for a helmet.

                              A guy curiously looking at my MT helmet starts a conversation :

                              Guy : What does your helmet cost ?

                              Me : Rs.6500

                              Guy : ..You can get a helmet for Rs.300/-. why spend so much on helmet.

                              Me: Safety

                              Guy : After all your life depends on luck !!

                              Me: Now changing my argument...why did u pay 70000 for an iphone when u can get a micromax with same features for 7000.

                              Guy : Brand name and quality dude.

                              Me : Exactly!! You are a phone freak and am a bike freak.

                              Guy did not seem convinced.

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                              • #420
                                Re: Crazy comments u heard about bikes

                                Originally posted by raj.pranay View Post
                                And at one time he asked me if there is a button to do a wheelie
                                Yes it does! Didn't you know? It's the thumb starter!
                                Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                                Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                                Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                                Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                                ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                                P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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