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**Garry_Menace** · 10-15-2010, 01:03 AM

i just gone through the whole thread and found these posts most hilarious

Originally posted by aryan rajvanshi View Post

This happens to me last year-

I went to honda service center for my unicorn disc(lot of heating).A service center guy take my bike for a spin and he is coming back from the lane opposite to the divider and on the middle of the road he is suspecting something.....when he comes back he asked me a million dollar question-

"bhaisahab aapne iska gear lever aadha katwa kyon diya" can you imagine.........

Originally posted by sudipta_roy View Post

Well there are lots of comments but the most I was asked for my R1 is,

1) if it's run on diesel as the engine is so big..
2) believe it or not many people asked me " ish mai ac hai na? kaise kam karti hai " the ram air scoops made them think like this.

Originally posted by Vignesh vnktrmn View Post

Hey all,
I am in my third year mecanical engineering and one of the final year guys in my college(he's from a rural place) pointed out to a parked pulsar's front wheel n said "Arre yaar iske clutch plate mein itne saare holes kyun hai??". Not wanting to argue One of my friends replied"weight reduction ke liye" and we slipped out of there and had a huge laugh for days after the incident.

**Juris** · 10-15-2010, 12:14 PM

On my last trip a 10 year kiddo asked me about my R15 - "Yeh agge me plastic lagaya hai ... ya ye original bike hai"

I was bamboozled . A ten year kiddo would ask such a question

He didn't stop there and asked about the price and he was amazed that the price is more than a Lakh

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Earlier at a petrol bunk another kiddo, whose dad was getting his Maruti 800 refilled, came and said "Enta" . I am not familiar with Telugu . I said what ? . He asked "How much" . I was like

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Now days kids seem to be lot smarter than what we were in our childhood.

**raman sriharsha** · 10-15-2010, 12:42 PM

hi all,,

i want to share two incidents with you.

1.After seeing my r15 a guy asked me how much did you pay for this front plastic dabba(pointing on head light and fairing)

2.Few years back I rode down my friend's new fz from showroom to his home and i was waiting for him in his society suddenly a guy came and seeing the rear tyre ,questioned me
"aapne kya maruti 800 ka tyre is mein laga diya"?

**tejasmph** · 10-17-2010, 06:26 PM

guys this just happened yesterday evening. i and my friends get together in the evening for a smoke and tea. while for leaving home a rickshaw driver next to stand asked me-
"which bike is this?"
i said "yamaha r15"
he asked the price i told him the same, but then came the bombshell
he said "so is it 350 bhp?"

adding to that the tone in which he asked was so serious as if the amount he mentioned was okay and normal." and then topping it all he asked me the cc's at last. man i was laughing my a*s off in front of his face could not control it at all!!

**ROCKRZ** · 10-17-2010, 07:33 PM

This happened to a friend of mine.. He had just got his new ninja250 and was visiting my colony.. He was with the bionic knee and elbow guards. On seeing this, the watchan refused him to enter the society saying AAP STUNT KAROGE TO HI ALOW KARUNGA. He even called his kids to get a look at the bike!!!

**CountRock** · 10-17-2010, 10:31 PM

I am not sure if this is funny or extremely sad.

A friend posted a video of bikers doing stunts with even a helmet!

My comment was "Why is no one wearing any safety gear?"

His reply to the comment was "give urr gear...as it is u have no use of it....u just wear to show ppl"

**sixspeedtwin** · 10-25-2010, 12:43 AM

On one of our weekly trips to Bandra Reclamation, my friend hrishikesh and I were sitting next to our RDs when a boy in his mid teens walked up to us and said "Aap ne yeh second engine kaa modification kis mechanic se karvaya hai? mujhey bhi apni RX100 mein karvaana hai.

Rishi and I were lost for words, as we still are after almost 5 yrs....

**anirban13** · 10-25-2010, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by felix.ragav View Post

the best question i've received so far is not verbal at all.. it is from the roadside romeos who wanna prove a point to your girl.. ha ha ha.. She very calmly asks me not to... Thats one moment I love

absolutely! feels wonderful! I've faced similar situations by pulsar, karizma n R15 guys when I'm on my splendor nxg...the morons think only those kinda bikes deserve girls as pillion! I never take the bait when they speed past n try to engage me in a race...SAFETY FIRST! My pillion is my responsibility, and her safety comes before my own!

Once an old man whom i gave a lift on my NXG(black wheels edition) when it was spanking new, asked "Beta ye dahej(dowry) me mila na...aur kya mila saath me?" WHOOOAAA!!

It was marriage season that time and plenty of newly married guys were zipping around on Passions and Splendors!! I had just finished my 12th at that time!!

**Garry_Menace** · 10-25-2010, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by anirban13 View Post

absolutlely! feels wonderful! I've faced similar situations by pulsar, karizma n R15 guys when I'm on my splendor nxg...the morons think only those kinda bikes deserve girls as pillion! I never take the bait when they speed past n try to engage me in a race...SAFETY FIRST! My pillion is my responsibility, and her safety comes before my own!

Once an old man whom i gave a lift on my NXG(black wheels edition) when it was spanking new, asked "Beta ye dahej(dowry) me mila na...aur kya mila saath me?" WHOOOAAA!! It was marriage season that time and plenty of newly married guys were zipping around on Passions and Splendors!! I had just finished my 12th at that time!!

ahahaha...

**sooraj_vs** · 10-28-2010, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by aryan rajvanshi View Post

This happens to me last year-

I went to honda service center for my unicorn disc(lot of heating).A service center guy take my bike for a spin and he is coming back from the lane opposite to the divider and on the middle of the road he is suspecting something.....when he comes back he asked me a million dollar question-

"bhaisahab aapne iska gear lever aadha katwa kyon diya" can you imagine.........

Can anyone please translate this...? As I don't understand Hindi well..

**madhav krishna** · 10-28-2010, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by sooraj_vs View Post

Can anyone please translate this...? As I don't understand Hindi well..

that means "sir, why have you cut the gear lever to half."

**anirban13** · 11-01-2010, 05:34 PM

many bikes nowadays have just the toe part of the shift pedal, not the heel part...most people use their toe for shifting gears in such bikes....like the apache

**darkknight** · 11-01-2010, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by anirban13 View Post

many bikes nowadays have just the toe part of the shift pedal, not the heel part...most people use their toe for shifting gears in such bikes....like the apache

of all people asking on roads-- this is the best explanation on the forum -- LOL

**satyenpoojary** · 11-01-2010, 05:57 PM

I was once almost manhandled in thane trying to explain that the R15 is a 150CC bike and is a bike already avaliable in India...! The bugger just didnt believe it!

**ravi@17bhp** · 11-02-2010, 12:25 AM

Six riders, including Kriss on Hyabusa, went for a ride to Pocharam. We stopped at a Dhaba to have our lunch. We all parked our bikes outside the Dhaba, and Kriss requested the owner of the Dhaba and parked the Hyabusa inside to avoid attention. Now the most interesting part happened. The server there asked me where are the xtra seats for the Busa. I was confused for a moment and after seeing the question mark on my face, the server wondered how we all sat on the Busa. I was speechless and when I asked the same question to Kriss and the group, they were speechless initially and then burst in to laughter.

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