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**brijen.gamer** · 08-09-2010, 05:20 PM

I met a guy on road he was having karisma zma and started arguing that his bike is better in pickup than p220 and also that his bike is 223cc and p220 is only 220cc lol lol... again he said ki hero honda ki bikes ke pickup agar 17bhp hai to pulsar ke 21bhp ke barabar hota hai .... I was like going to fall from my bike he was a good joker .... at the end he asked to race I put my bike in 2nd gear and full rpm and smoked him up... hahaha...

one more time one person was saying ki karisma zmr p220 ke saat r15 kuch nahi hai .saale ko koi yamaha ka engine quality bata deta ...

there are many guys....
one man said ki "ye bike(zmr) kitne ki hai" my frnd said above 1 lakh the man replied "better brought a nano" ... lol...

**JitenMistry** · 08-09-2010, 05:28 PM

Some time ago, I had conversion with rode side viewer on My R15

Viewer: Nice bike, how much you paid for this?
I: 1.10K
Viewer: Oh that much! Must be bigger CC bike, how much CC it has?
I: 150cc
Viewer: Only 150cc, then the price is really too much.
I: (with smile) because of Yamaha offering good technology on it.
Viewer: What?
I: (I was not in good mood so just reply with one word to stopping conversion) Like car have radiator, same this bike has also radiator, so think how precious bike is?
Viewer: ???

**darkknight** · 08-09-2010, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by brijen.gamer View Post

I met a guy on road he was having karisma zma and started arguing that his bike is better in pickup than p220 and also that his bike is 223cc and p220 is only 220cc lol lol... again he said ki hero honda ki bikes ke pickup agar 17bhp hai to pulsar ke 21bhp ke barabar hota hai .... I was like going to fall from my bike he was a good joker .... at the end he asked to race I put my bike in 2nd gear and full rpm and smoked him up... hahaha...

one more time one person was saying ki karisma zmr p220 ke saat r15 kuch nahi hai .saale ko koi yamaha ka engine quality bata deta ...

there are many guys....
one man said ki "ye bike(zmr) kitne ki hai" my frnd said above 1 lakh the man replied "better brought a nano" ... lol...

I find the above comments crazy enough

**whizzkid_ram** · 08-09-2010, 06:13 PM

A true story

My friend bought R15 & got it to RTO for the first time..Here the conversation goes between my friend & brake inspector..

My friend: Sir, Could you please inspect my new ride & approve for registration?

Ins: Yes, where is your vehicle?

My friend: Here it is sir.

Ins: Being seen the bike...What is this? You have brought your new bike after the modification for registration? Full fairing mod, Dual Headlight?? I won't approve it..

My friend:

As he ain't accepted it, My friend went to Yammy showroom & brought the brochure of R15 & a sales person to explain about the new bike that yamaha has launched & finally got the registration done

**Bestofrivals** · 08-09-2010, 06:26 PM

It was last year story i got My Karizma crashed with a cyclist ( an old man ) coming from wrong side. After sometime people gathered and started scolding me but some people were justifying that cyclist was wrong .In the mean time that Cyclist's Son came furiously and said " Ohhh ye bike hai yeh toh 100 se kam chalti hi nahi, yahi tez chala raha hoga".

I literally laughed a lot after coming from there.Silly people

**Coplay@180** · 08-09-2010, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by niks_devil666 View Post

A frnd once said - "Bullet 350 is 3.5 HP , because 100 cc = 1 HP"
Showed the bullet machismo 350 brochure , it said 18bhp.
He says , this is the brake ka horse power not engine ka !!! :O

I laughed for 5 minutes flat for this one man. seriously hilarious

**rubber_stamp_champ** · 08-09-2010, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by jd666 View Post

^^ mine is better and bigger than yours... for sure!!! lol!! !

- on the ninja - whats so special about this bike?

- you couldve bought a car instead!

- The bottom will hit each and every speedbreaker out of the showroom. I simply replied, yes, thats exactly what im gonna do, Grind the bottom on every speedbreaker i can find!! lol!!

- The average will be quite bad ( i have never checked the average! ), i said yeah, maybe around 18-22kmpl!!! haha.

- The R15 plastic body will get damaged when it falls over. - its a hard time explaining to them thats its more functional than aesthetical. And only sane riders should ride it else there will be crashes.

BTW i have started telling everyone that my ninja is a modified pulsar. Less attention that ways!

ROFL...the modified pulsar part is funny

**aryan rajvanshi** · 08-10-2010, 11:05 AM

This happens to me last year-

I went to honda service center for my unicorn disc(lot of heating).A service center guy take my bike for a spin and he is coming back from the lane opposite to the divider and on the middle of the road he is suspecting something.....when he comes back he asked me a million dollar question-

"bhaisahab aapne iska gear lever aadha katwa kyon diya" can you imagine.........

**cursedcrusader** · 08-10-2010, 12:09 PM

Someppl here ..even say r15 as r1 and vice versa coz 15 is greater than 1

**sambit** · 08-10-2010, 12:12 PM

"bhai shaab,itne daam me karizma kyun le raheho??stunner lelo,sasta hai,milage bahot achha hai,aur ek hi jaise dikhte hain"..

this is wot the person in a Herohonda showroom told me when I had gone there to enqire abt ZMA.He was actually in the old bike exchange dept.I was exchanging my old Gladiator then.I never got it,had he some tie ups with the Hondas or wot.Or may be,he was not concerned about the HH sales,he was jst dealing wid old bikes.

**burnrubbernotursoul** · 08-10-2010, 12:59 PM

while coming back from a ride on my 220 an old man signaled me to stop and asked for a lift. upon reaching his destination he thanked me and praised my bike, - very good bike ,which is this bike? is it the bike which young college guys call splendour? i was like

**sudipta_roy** · 08-10-2010, 02:02 PM

Well there are lots of comments but the most I was asked for my R1 is,

1) if it's run on diesel as the engine is so big..
2) believe it or not many people asked me " ish mai ac hai na? kaise kam karti hai " the ram air scoops made them think like this.

**fahim154** · 08-10-2010, 02:39 PM

my father calls my pulsar 220 dtsi a scooter

and says 100 rupai ke petrol main ek mahina chalti he bike to fir petrol ke pese kis baat ke
(i wish it could)

and for my mother she thinks that bikes like re 350 and thumpers are for dhoodhwala bhaiya and gundas or thugs

**felix.ragav** · 08-10-2010, 03:02 PM

This happened yesterday at a chai shop near my place. Was enjoying a smoke and i notice this stranger checking out my console, very inquisitive about the gear indicator. When I walked upto to my bike, he asks me " Sir Is this bike Imported?" My GS is very ordinary looking, but I was taken aback by his question. I said No, it's made in India boss, Its suzuki, and pat came the reply "Then how come they call it suzuki if its made in India".. HA HA HA HA ROTFLOL..
Really dumb!!!!!!!!!!

the best question i've received so far is not verbal at all.. it is from the roadside romeos who wanna prove a point to your girl.. ha ha ha.. She very calmly asks me not to... Thats one moment I love

**Vignesh vnktrmn** · 10-15-2010, 12:17 AM

Hey all,
I am in my third year mecanical engineering and one of the final year guys in my college(he's from a rural place) pointed out to a parked pulsar's front wheel n said"Arre yaar iske clutch plate mein itne saare holes kyun hai??". Not wanting to argue One of my friends replied"weight reduction ke liye" and we slipped out of there and had a huge laugh for days after the incident.

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